"The Ick" #9

[Tretps29]

Men who are fussy eaters And don’t eat vegetables

 

[Hollie Day]

Large hole piecings

 

[holliebollie]

Don’t ever say your pronouns if you don’t feel comfortable- it’s no different to being asked to give your religion in a meeting. Just say, ‘hi, I’m XX’ and then end it. If they ask you to give pronouns, say ‘No thank you’ and that should be it. They feed into gender ideology (that someone is a man/woman because they ‘feel’ like they do, nothing else) and you don’t have to believe in it. It’s protected in the equality act.
Sorry for the detail but I hate seeing people feeling forced into anything!

I think I’ve asked this before but has anyone ever got over an ick they have developed?? I have got one and desperately tried to make it work, but it just gets worse. I had the nicest bf once, I still dream about him. Sadly, I got the ick over his pointy man boobs (pointy when he was lying over me once and I never got over it). I wish I could go back and just ignore it!

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Sometimes when I’m walking with my boyfriend he’ll suddenly stick his hands out and do this weird walk like a penguin. He doesn’t do it to be funny, it’s almost like a tic. He looks so effeminate and it makes my insides shrivel.

 

[bigmac22]

Went on a bowling date with a guy once and he clapped when I got a spare

also bowling in general. The shoes, the funny little walk and roll, having to wait awkwardly to watch the ball hit the pins, absolute ick

 

[Tretps29]

I came home one day and my ex had clogged up the plug hole because he had shaved himself top to toe for our holibobs

 

[mozzarellagirl]

MYSELF!!! i just had my haircut, WHY do I look like that? look at you muppet sat with your silly cape on under lighting that makes you look 60 (im 26)

 

[DanaScully]

omg another one… when they exaggeratedly reverse, like it’s a spy skill

One hand on the back of the passenger headrest and one flat hand quickly spinning the steering wheel like they're in a bumper cart

 

[bluefootedbooby]

Oh spotted one at the rugby yesterday - a guy sitting on the ground to tie up his shoes |(with his legs stretched out like a toddler)

Man Babies make me heeeeeave

On the topic of rugby players - I slept with one and he hummed while eating me out, kind of gave me the ick

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Currently reading Tripadvisor reviews planning a holiday, getting major ick from people naming all the staff who ever served them in a hotel, and genuinely thinking they'll remember them.

 

[justonemorepage]

This is just half the message.. this is also the message after the 4 in one, I’ve now blocked him it’s too much View attachment 2089710

"King cuddle"

 

[Hspl4]

Please share?

These are some icks and some unhinged things he did. All tracksuit guy (dated on and off for around four years, he was 33, for reference, I was 26 when we split up for good).

He also had a gaming chair, which he sat in all day. He didn't really work, he just had this vague role with a guy who lives in another country doing web design stuff, he'd work for max 4 hours a week? And he'd spend all day playing league of legends, some civilisation game, or arguing on Facebook.

He had an especially awful mullet for around a year of the time we were seeing each other.

One time I left him, he sent around 50 messages to my neighbour/friend which were actually quite concerning looking back but also very embarrassing. At least she saw the funny side and remains my friend.

He was a super picky eater and that was his excuse for never taking me on a date. He'd eat chilli or oven pizza pretty much every meal.

He drank full fat milk? Not sure why I found that cringe but I did.

He called snacks "munch" .

He took posed nude photographs of himself in black and white, he was very proud of those, in one he was posed like The Thinker but with one leg up. Instead of being turned on, I was drier than the Sahara...

He once got a CCJ and demanded I pay it off for him, I didn't and he threw a tantrum because he had to pawn his gaming PC.

The only furniture he owned was a sofa from his mum's, a bed, his gaming desk and gaming chair. Nothing else.

I told him my favourite colour was sage green, and one day he told me he'd painted his bathroom sage green. It was not sage, it was neon teal. When they got evicted (him and his weirdly codependent flat mate) for being too noisy, his landlord fined them for painting the bathroom.

They also didn't own a vacuum cleaner so the carpets were disgusting and I had to bring mine over to vacuum their flat.

Ultimately the joke is on me because I continued to see him despite all the above, but he had honestly ground down my self esteem to a point where I thought that was as good as it got. I am a single parent and had definitely found it hard to find good people to date in my league at my age, so was accepting all the crap from a loser instead. But I did end it after some gentle encouragement from my amazing colleagues (and less gentle encouragement from my parents). Seeing a very lovely man now who, so far at least, has not given me the ick!

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Excessive emoji use was enough to put me off before is even read it all then I got to GOING DOWN on you every night oh pleseeeee who has time for that Mr Bad suit

Going down on you every night is what Icked me.

 

[DrNooo]

Ick for me is any man who describes himself as “tactile” in his profile. It implies he will be creepy with wandering hands and will try to touch you even if you aren’t into it. I also imagine he’ll be the type to keep repeating your name in the middle of a sentence like what smarmy sales-people are taught to do.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who take selfies in toilet mirrors with their work lanyard round their neck.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[HoGi]

Wish I was a lesbian sometimes

I've said to my friends before that many men are proof sexuality isn't a choice. If it were we would all be lesbians.

 

[holliebollie]

I would say silent farts in your sleep are worse than the awake ones I was once getting together with an ex, both in bed and suddenly the most horrendous eggy fart smell came wafting out… I knew it was him, he knew he had done it, he knew I knew, I knew he knew that I knew… yet we both ignored it Aside from that little eggy starter, it was a fun night

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Dunno if this is the right place but I just saw this on Fb and had to pop it on here. What a charmer. Full on ick
*this wasn’t to me. Just saw on Fb