"The Ick" #9

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

A message I just received

 

[craftingfroze]

Shoes like this…
Whistling
Offering a high five

 

[Hastaggifted]

This one is very specific. Tailcoat suits. Especially Short, fat grooms wearing them. They make them look even shorter when their cut off at the knee

Even worse if their wearing a top hat .

They remind me of the Penguin bad guy man from Batman

 

[Sniffing Eggs]

Omg - I had a date with a guy, turned out he works in Costa. And can't drive

46

Quoting myself like a nob

46, works in Costa, can't drive.

But bloody good shag

 

[YankeePompom]

Was chatting to a guy who said "sorry I'm pooped, going to hit the hay."

 

[Love_hate_small_town]

I was out for dinner Friday sat next to a couple, he was awful, clearly trying to impress her and show off through the whole meal. When he came to pay he tipped the waitress, she said thanks, he replied 'Oh no problem, I can easily afford that'

You’ve reminded me of a major restaurant ick.
Was on a date with a dope back in the day. The waitress walked past holding two hot heavy plates and asked ‘tuna melt’ or whatever tf it was and the date answered ‘sure…’ [waitress goes to put it down] ‘I didn’t order it but I’ll have it if it’s going hahaha’

me and waitress share a look. Me trying to apologise with eyes, she asking wtf I was thinking.

I worked as a waitress at the time and had so mamy people do this or something equally wankish. Also in same basket is when you get to a table and announce the meal and they all just stare into space. ‘No worries guys, I’ll just allow this very heavy surf and turf to continue burning into my skin… no hurry… seriously’. Or the guy (always a guy) who asks for another drink when you are serving food but you are in a cheap arse whetherspoons where they don’t do table service but he can’t see why it’s a problem and could you just pop over and get him one.

 

[EndofInfluencers]

Sam Smith has always given me the big Ick. Not sure why they bother me so much. Doesn’t help that they look like they perspire a lot and they think they’re the next George Michael.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I had the same reaction

I see your love surge and raise you period parties.

 

[BBC1HD]

Women who sell any form of MLM. Body shop/Herbalife/Avon/Scentsy/ etc.

Stop it. Stop it right now. You don't have a business, infact, you are being taken advantage of.

 

[beautyblogger123]

Oooh - just drove past a brand new ick.

a guy rubbing suntan lotion into his bald spot

 

[Hspl4]

• Dated a guy that wore tracksuit bottoms everywhere. He literally did not own any other type of trousers. Could not shake the repulsion after a while, he was so lanky they just hung off him as well.
• Was talking to a guy at uni, a third year a I really liked, who proudly told me that he was banned from the local Waterstones for making a loud incredibly racist comment to his brother like it was his greatest achievement.
• Second time I stayed round a guys house when I was maybe 20 or so, he asked me to push out my stomach whilst we were lying in bed so he could pretend I was pregnant. Never saw him again after that
• Tracksuit bottom guy also had a Tiktok where he posted videos of him singing. He was awful, and one song was about how he has a really small penis??
• My ex presented me with 'chicken and waffles' he had made, but used that cheap butterscotch ice cream syrup instead of maple syrup, practically cremated the chicken in the air fryer, seasoned it with chilli flakes, and had no sugar in the waffle mix. He was so proud of himself and when I said it was inedible he pouted. I just felt so embarrassed for him but also annoyed that he was upset that I wouldn't eat it.

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Also a guy I work with is on holiday abroad, alone, and posted an IG story of him doing the macarena off beat on the deck of a chartered yacht, the cringe is visceral

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

I went to college with a guy who had his own name tattooed on his forearm in big capital letters

 

[storminaDcup]

Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys
Screams sweaty limp handshakes

They’re always called Hugo, Sebastian or Harry. They nearly always work in real estate or finance. Nearly always have a raging coke habit
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Men in dungarees
Men in turtleneck jumpers
Men in neckscarfs
Men with limp handshakes

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Currently reading Tripadvisor reviews planning a holiday, getting major ick from people naming all the staff who ever served them in a hotel, and genuinely thinking they'll remember them.

Yes. THIS is such an ick.

I cringe when I read reviews like -

'Brilliant holiday - shout out to Steve behind the bar who makes a great mojito. Thanks to Maria in reception for checking us in. Also the cleaning staff - Rosie and Luisa were top quality cleaners and changed the towels and bedding everyday.'

STOP IT.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Just had an ick memory unlocked, my friend calls her vulva her "princess parts"

 

[April89]

My ick on women is a French manicure on toes!

 

[Rxt156]

It went from bad… to worse!

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Excessive emoji use was enough to put me off before is even read it all then I got to GOING DOWN on you every night oh pleseeeee who has time for that Mr Bad suit

 

[petitspois]

This is years old but I went out with a guy after Uni and he pulled up outside one night and I saw him putting one of those steering wheel locks on his car. You know sometimes when you're somewhere up high and look down, your stomach pulls in automatically without you doing anything out of fear? well the same thing happened to my vagina that night.

 

[DanaScully]

I was sat at the lights earlier and saw a grown man go past on a scooter on the pavement wearing one of these. He looked so pleased with himself.

 

[klarakluckbag]

I’m sure I’ve posted this guy’s profile before. He keeps liking me with his same icky bio. Scrolling sky scanner made me lol
Do they think that makes them sound well travelled?
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"Farrow and Ball paint colours" ....ffs, he thinks that's attractive to women?