"The Ick" #9

[HowlOwl]

Massive ick on my insta feed just now (only follow him for purposes of his tattle thread). In fact, icks plural but specifically the pube beard and gold banana hammock View attachment 2432954

What are they doing to him, exactly?

 

[HowlOwl]

I was on a skiing holiday with my ex years ago and he had all the 'clacks' turned on on his phone so every time he did anything it made a really irritating noise. We were sitting in the living room of the ski chalet one night and he was clacking way to his heart's content. Every single person there was giving him evils. I told him it was annoying and he wouldn't accept it. The Aussie chalet host called over 'seriously mate, if you don't turn off your clickety-clacks then I think you'll have 8 people lining up to murder you'.

Of course, he didn't take it with humour. He ate dinner in silence then stayed in a mood for most of the trip.

I don't get why those bloody clacks are put on as a default, I hate haptic feedback too.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

The eerie shrill cackle of the coven when I try to brush my teeth in an assertively violent manly manner.

Such an ick.

Please stop doing this!

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Nooo i could not deal with that. Major ick

He's lucky he's cute