"The Ick" #9

[HoGi]

Yes to all of this.

Also - I know it has been mentioned here before...

A man getting a hair cut and wearing the cloak and their arms are tucked in and they look like a little ghost with their head popping out of the cloak...

My husband gets his beard trimmed by a barber. Part of the service is a hot towel wrapped round the head.

The barber shared an Instagram story with my husband in the bloody cloak and a towel wrapped round his head, all that was poking out was the tip of his nose!!! I only knew it was him as my husband showed me the story and said "recognise them trainers?" Instant ick

 

[DrNooo]

Large hole piecings

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Ugh yes. And even more so when they take the gauges out and the poor misshapen stretched lobes dangle like soggy calamari rings. ICK.

 

[BBC1HD]

When women refer to other women as mumma or mama.
"You've got this mumma"
"It's so tough isn't mama"

Shut the fuck up. Call me by my name. Only those who came out of my vagina can call me that.

Can I do two icks? I'm gonna do two.

People who say Kiddo. It just makes me think of Reddit losers who latch on to a catch phrase and over use it to the point it became painful to hear/read. Like when everyone referred to eachother as "Pal"

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

A man who enters radio competitions or requests songs on the radio.

If I found out that the guy I’m seeing was texting Radio 1 saying “nice one Greg, keep the tunes coming!!! From Bob in London” it would be OVER

 

[Deeznutslol]

Major ick is people who don’t wear sun cream, get burned to a crisp and then walk around proudly proclaiming that they’re tanned. You’re not tanned if your chest and nose are red fucking raw and the skin is quite literally molting off of your shoulders.

Why do it to yourself?

 

[BearOnChair]

Watching tv yesterday and I got the ick when a guy was sitting on a camel and the camel stood up. Something about how the guy rocked back and flung forward as the camel got up

 

[fiat500gurl]

People who come back from Glastonbury and say; “it was a life changing experience”

 

[StrawberryBanana90]

Gave myself the ick this morning Crossing a busy road and I had to do a lil jog with my backpack bouncing on my back and I did an awkward hop onto the kerb when I got there

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

Just gone on Facebook and discovered another ick... when men are posing with someone who's just out the ring in a boxing fight and and they stand their with a fist up too

 

[BBC1HD]

OMG. YES. THIS.
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Grown men on electric scooters unironically. Not because they're drunk, not for a laugh, just because that's how they've chosen to zip around.

Lmao - my husband recently had to take the car in to get serviced and he used one of those voi electric scooters to get home. What made me laugh was he purposely avoided me on the school run because he knew I'd cringe seeing him on it

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men who comment on Youtube videos - like do you think Alex Turner or Chris Martin is sitting at their laptop reading your comment -

'Great song mate, can't wait for the new album'

 

[MagpieTree]

I've recently started getting the ick when customers ask for my name on the phone in work, just so they can start using it back to me. I don't need to hear my name repeated back to me to do my job!

 

[Hastaggifted]

My husband just put one of the gloves on at the petrol station. I opened the car door and said what the actual fuck are you doing.
That's straight up going on the divorce papers

 

[Gidget00_]

I was in Tesco earlier and some big muscular guy whipped out his Tesco clubcard, I have a Tesco clubcard but something about a big man using one was such a big ICK

 

[bigmac22]

 

[holliebollie]

Look at the game I played last night! Safe to say I found 99% of them icky

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I wonder what his first thing is?!

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

I’ve just had a like on bumble and I’ve read his bio and he’s a “cuddle connoisseur”

Cannot STAND when people message you and constantly use your name. Like 'Hey Lauren. How are you Lauren? Have you been up to much today Lauren?' I don't know why it gives me the ick but it absolutely does, couldn't stand it when I was younger and I can only imagine the rage it would give me now.

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

3 men in the front seats of a work van. Seeing them all squished together my husband has a work van and the thought of him and two workmates in the front makes me feel ill I saw it this morning and they look silly bless them

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

Men who eat meal deals from Tesco

Was talking to a guy who got the boiled egg as his snack in the meal deal. Instant ick