"The Ick" #7

[EvilJigglypuff]

I’m talking to a guy and he keeps giving me the ick by saying “hehe”, calm down Michael Jackson

 

[Dogtanian]

The way some British men ask for the bill in a restaurant. Either in an exaggerated way like they are speaking really slowly to a lip reader or when they mime signing a cheque in the air. Makes all sex appeal disappear without a trace.

And there's another of mine...

Anyway I've managed to do that thing that all old blokes do and close the car boot on their own head. So I have a nice scratch on the top of my head and I gave myself the ick.

 

[Pinkii]

Men who can’t drive.. Big ick!

 

[swimming]

Men who can’t drive.. Big ick!

….. Men who know exactly what time their bus is, because they can’t drive.

Double ick.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

….. Men who know exactly what time their bus is, because they can’t drive.

Double ick.

Men counting out their exact change for the bus

 

[watermelon sugar]

When a fella gets on the bus and hasnt got their change ready and their scrambling for it at the front of the bus

 

[capriallie]

And conversely… when he does drive and leans over the back to finesse that reverse park. Mother may I

 

[265]

Men counting out their exact change for the bus

Bit difficult since busses don't take cash.

 

[pommynoir]

Bit difficult since busses don't take cash.

They do where I’m from

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

How have I never found this thread before…been howling

Had a date years ago, it went tit, he walked me to my car, then tried to zoom in for a snog, I turned my head and he actually said ‘oh’
He already gave me the ick, that was the final ick that got him blocked

I was seeing a guy a few years ago, we were at his house just watching tv and he lived near a main road.
Heard sirens going up the road, looked at me and said ‘they are coming to arrest me for being to sexy’
we ended a couple of days later

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Bit difficult since busses don't take cash.

Yes...they do?

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

The name “Duncan”

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I’m talking to a guy and he keeps giving me the ick by saying “hehe”, calm down Michael Jackson

Imagine if he kept saying "Shamon" and crotch grabbing.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Imagine if he kept saying "Shamon" and crotch grabbing.

No, please. I can’t cope with the thought

 

[Meringue22]

The name “Duncan”

I quite fancy a Duncan

 

[HelloStereo]

I quite fancy a Duncan

Dunc the hunk.

 

[Meringue22]

Dunc the hunk.

Dunc the DILF

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

When they reply on a celebs insta pic

 

[candyland_]

Knock off fake trainers that he was actually proud off. Not even a fancy brand. Just fake adidas.

 

[nefariousnellie]

When people get hair cut and styled like this, it just looks like a butt plug