I’ve got a chest infection at the moment and I tried to laugh at this but it came out as one massive wheezeI got the ick this morning after seeing my husband skidding on a patch of ice then grabbing hold of the gate to steady himself.
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I’ve got a chest infection at the moment and I tried to laugh at this but it came out as one massive wheezeI got the ick this morning after seeing my husband skidding on a patch of ice then grabbing hold of the gate to steady himself.
There’s a man I used to fancy a lot at work but wfh I never see him anymore. I saw a picture of him recently and he’s grown his hair long and was wearing a baseball cap. He reminded me of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World
A friend sent me this
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I went on a date during the day with a guy and he flat out refused to go anywhere but Wetherspoons for lunch. He kept saying it was a 'good, honest meal' and acted like people who went elsewhere were fools. I'm not against Spoons (if not filled with alcoholic old men, as some of them are) but it was a massive display of his obvious meanness. I ran a mile when he then shared that he'd walked 3 miles into town to meet me purely as he refused to pay for parking. Tight git.When we were out shopping and decided to get food. His suggestion? Toby Carvery because he had a discount voucher.
It’s the cheapness not the places
When he hyped up Weatherspoons food.
If he went up for seconds of veg and potatos I’d be out that door quicker than you can say stuffing ballsWhen we were out shopping and decided to get food. His suggestion? Toby Carvery because he had a discount voucher.
It’s the cheapness not the places
When he hyped up Weatherspoons food.
I need to know. Is it just getting seconds on a voucher that bothers you?If he went up for seconds of veg and potatos I’d be out that door quicker than you can say stuffing ballsgood bleeping bye
The voucher 100%I need to know. Is it just getting seconds on a voucher that bothers you?
If it’s just seconds in general then that’s me![]()
Had this exact discussion with my friend earlier. That and the cold water swimmers who think they’re somethingMen wearing shorts in this weather. It ain’t big and it ain’t clever
Are you my best mate, cos she's legit said both these things in the last weekHad this exact discussion with my friend earlier. That and the cold water swimmers who think they’re something
Are you my best mate, cos she's legit said both these things in the last week![]()
Ended up at Nando’s insteadIf he went up for seconds of veg and potatos I’d be out that door quicker than you can say stuffing ballsgood bleeping bye
Maybe with your family/mates on a hungover Sunday but a date? NahGoing up for seconds at Toby Carvery is a given surely
Exactly that. On a date situation no… I just imagine awkwardly sitting there waiting for him as he queues up again to get moreEnded up at Nando’s instead
Maybe with your family/mates on a hungover Sunday but a date? Nah![]()