"The Ick" #7

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Getting live "notifications" from Google of the England V Wales game!!

I didn't ask for it FFS.
 
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When you see a bloke from work in thier 'casual' gear. I was in a bar last Christmas and saw a few blokes from my office. One of them had a LEATHER BOMBER JACKET on 😐😐😐😐 and he was drinking some cocktail with orange slices and a twirly orange peel on the side.

Also, another bloke at work had a bleeping pencil case on his desk. When we had a meeting he just unzipped it and whipped out a new bic 🤣
 
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When you see a bloke from work in thier 'casual' gear. I was in a bar last Christmas and saw a few blokes from my office. One of them had a LEATHER BOMBER JACKET on 😐😐😐😐 and he was drinking some cocktail with orange slices and a twirly orange peel on the side.
I relate to this ick so strongly - one of my colleagues turned up at someone's leaving drinks in one of those leather jackets that have a hoodie pre-stitched and attached into the jacket. He was wearing it with a tie dye v neck t-shirt showing off his very pale and hairy chest 🤢
 
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Guys who continue to suck on straws when the drink is clearly finished and it makes that noise 🤢
Equally, guys who have those water bottles with straws at work. I don’t want to see you sipping like a child at your desk 😖
 
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So random but ppl with extractor fan filters that aren't clean 😂😂😂 I literally lose all respect for you. Oh and ppl who don't clean their houses especially the toilets 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
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When people can’t get off mute on teams 🤢🤢🤢 & then go “oops sorry couldn’t find the mute button then”
 
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When people can’t get off mute on teams 🤢🤢🤢 & then go “oops sorry couldn’t find the mute button then”
It's usually a lie, too. Most of the time they've clearly got Teams minimised and are working on something else, then they're either asked a question or want to say something - so they have to account for the time it takes them to maximise Teams, then find the unmute button. :D

Though this is veering into the "annoying things work colleagues do" thread!
 
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I don't mind men and hot chocolate as it goes. My dad is very much like the grandad from Derry Girls and I could not ever imagine him being caught dead with a hot chocolate so perhaps it's generational.

In fact there is an entire era of men that I don't think I've ever seen drink a glass of water - tea, coke, milk, beer or whiskey seem to be the only accepted means of hydration.

I cannot stand men who spend their lives wandering around sipping out of fancy or worse, sporty water bottles every two minutes like a thirsty toddler.
 
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I don't mind men and hot chocolate as it goes. My dad is very much like the grandad from Derry Girls and I could not ever imagine him being caught dead with a hot chocolate so perhaps it's generational.

In fact there is an entire era of men that I don't think I've ever seen drink a glass of water - tea, coke, milk, beer or whiskey seem to be the only accepted means of hydration.

I cannot stand men who spend their lives wandering around sipping out of fancy or worse, sporty water bottles every two minutes like a thirsty toddler.
not the sporty water bottles that make the sharp sucky sounds like a toddler beaker 😭🤢

men sitting and drinking alone in pubs
 
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omg men that while eating mash, use their fork to spread it all out flat on their plate 🤮 (and they flatten it down really quickly and only after they've eaten everything else)
 
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Men who own a cat 🤢 or men who can’t grow a beard. Even worse if they can’t grow a beard and own a cat
 
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One of my clients came into the office today, wearing acid-wash jeans with a chain going from the front pocket to the back pocket ... he's early 50s :sick: :ROFLMAO: 🤭

Ewww ... another one. Clients who go to give you a kiss on the cheek and dribble on you or smell all musty :sick:🤮
 
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