"The Ick" #7
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I was texting someone once who said they only changed their bedsheets every 4 weeks cause they like their bed to feel slept in.
Never text them again after that
Never text them again after that
Men who have more than 3 pairs of footwear.
You're welcome...
Bet he has the matching slippers too.My friend has been talking to someone and he keeps sending her selfies in his pjs. You know those fluffy ones with stars all over them sort of pjs?
Gave her the ick
Men who say things like "just popping to the loo". Men should not pop. Ditto men who say "can I just squeeze by?" instead of "excuse me".
My husband can never find his phone when he's got it somewhere on his person. He frantically slaps all his pockets (why does he have so many pockets) for a good 2 minutes flapping about trying to find it - slapping his trousers front and back pockets, slapping his jacket at the top, inside pocket, side pockets, slapping his shirt pockets. Obviously cannot find it first time so repeats the manic body slapping until he can locate the damned phone. LEAVE IT IN THE SAME GODDAM POCKET LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Anyway, he was doing this today going up an escalator and I was like 
and when he reached the top he was still mid-body slapathon looking for the phone and he didn't see to step off the top of the escalator. His feet just kind of got shoved/skidded off when he reached the top and it made him fall over.
Anyway, he was doing this today going up an escalator and I was like
and when he reached the top he was still mid-body slapathon looking for the phone and he didn't see to step off the top of the escalator. His feet just kind of got shoved/skidded off when he reached the top and it made him fall over.'give us a kiss'
Men who blow noisily on hot food, instead of leaving it for a minute to cool. I think this is because my dad does it.
“A bit matted”
I cackled.
Denim jackets with shearling linings. Only a certain type of man can pull it off.
it was sarcasm!Naah sleeping is good. Better than a guy who stays up online then had massive eye bags and a can of relentless to match ugh
Naps do put me off though haha something weird about it, like not being able to sleep in normal hours and having to have a nap. Screams disorganised child to me for some reason and I realise how irrational that is
i was in the supermarket before and seen a guy hovering over the iceberg lettuce, stared at an iceberg lettuce then put it down and picked up and readily chopped iceberg lettuce instead. the sheer laziness of not chopping his iceberg lettuce gave me the ick
Doesn't Jake Gyllenhaal wear one of those in Brokeback Mountain?“A bit matted”
I cackled.
Denim jackets with shearling linings. Only a certain type of man can pull it off.
Your emojis crack me up here!My husband can never find his phone when he's got it somewhere on his person. He frantically slaps all his pockets (why does he have so many pockets) for a good 2 minutes flapping about trying to find it - slapping his trousers front and back pockets, slapping his jacket at the top, inside pocket, side pockets, slapping his shirt pockets. Obviously cannot find it first time so repeats the manic body slapping until he can locate the damned phone. LEAVE IT IN THE SAME GODDAM POCKET LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Anyway, he was doing this today going up an escalator and I was like
They remind me of the horror of similar woolly check jackets in the 70s, with the same sort of lining, that were popular. Retro ick could have its own thread!
WTF?!My friend has been talking to someone and he keeps sending her selfies in his pjs. You know those fluffy ones with stars all over them sort of pjs?
Gave her the ick
He looks like a yellow haired ant mcpartlin
Machine Gun Kelly - I'm sorry but I just couldn't walk down the street holding hands with any guy that was dressed like that 
His hair looks like mine did when I was 10 and trying to look like the Olsen twins with a million clips in.
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