I had an ex who asked me to ring his company and tell them he'd been "violently sick" during the night.
If a man says they're going for a 'snooze'am on the train to london feeling sorry for myself about how tired i am and then i imagined a man describing himself as "sleepy" straight to tattle on the train!!!!
have you met many men that lived on canal boats?
Jumping into the water holding their nose and wearing a swimming cap, especially those shiny ones -
running for the bus whilst wearing a a backpack and the backpack is bouncing up and down
earphones with wires that are all tangled and they use the little microphone part.
This made me laugh
Choosing ready salted crisps as part of the meal deal.
when men sleep tbh
Naah sleeping is good. Better than a guy who stays up online then had massive eye bags and a can of relentless to match ugh
Or sleep in their eyes!!ANY mention of a nap immediately puts me in mind of “recently woken up” breath and that’s usually the point of no return unfortunately.
Lewis Capaldi gives me the complete ick to be honest, esp in his pants on his new video
reminds me of Matt Lucas with a wig on.
DENIM JACKETS
Collarless leather jackets. I’ve cut a date short because of lack of collar.
