Matthew. I don’t know why, and Matt is okay, but not Matthew!
Tim. Makes my skin crawl.
Also used to have a boyfriend who - and I'll spoiler this because it's absolutely stomach churning, so read at your peril - used to get white flecks of I don't know what building up at the corner of his lips and then every so often he would wipe it off with his finger and then eat it, and even worse he'd kind of smack his lips when taking his finger out of his mouth so it made a popping sound
Always reminds me of Tim nice but dim
Jayden’s another one
Riley.
This made me gag. I think dehydration causes that, maybe. Could be wrong but either way, it's gross! Get a tissue to wipe it off and drink some water ffsAlso used to have a boyfriend who - and I'll spoiler this because it's absolutely stomach churning, so read at your peril - used to get white flecks of I don't know what building up at the corner of his lips and then every so often he would wipe it off with his finger and then eat it, and even worse he'd kind of smack his lips when taking his finger out of his mouth so it made a popping sound
.Isn't that one of Britney Spears kid's name? Cringe.
Neil. Declan. Alan. If I see any of these names on dating apps I swipe left even if they’re fit
Yess all of them! Gotta be Gary as well for me.Neil. Declan. Alan. If I see any of these names on dating apps I swipe left even if they’re fit
Howard, Keith, Greg, Colin. People called James who shorten it to Jim.
head first 
he was ok and him and his partner were giggling after. Then after he composed himself, he was looking for his bottle of juice he let go off when toppled over.How did she not get the terminal ick after thatI shouldn’t laugh, but they were laughing about it afterwards.
On the park and ride into the city and the bus slams on. Everyone lurches forward, but the guy in front of me falls out of his seat
Maybe cause it sounds like a sneeze a little bit
Glad I'm just plain old "Matt", I hate being called Matthew, sounds so wet and religious.
