"The Ick" #7

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Hastaggifted

Hastaggifted

I told my husband this morning that yesterday my tablets got stuck in my throat and my throat hurt most the day. He said "have some water before you take them perhaps your throat needs lubricating".
I said what is wrong with you. Never say lubricating again, what's wrong with just saying have some water first. The look on my face must have said it all as he laughed and apologised . 🤢😒😏🤨😬
At this point he's lucky he's still married.
Maybe that's his plan, give me the ick so bad he gets a divorce 🤔🤣
 
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harveydean

harveydean

I once had a sleepover at a guy’s house. In the morning I slipped his shoes on to nip to my car. They fitted. I’m a size 7.
 
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jojida

Just remembered a bit of an obscure one.

My ex goes to fetish & sex clubs since we split and I once googled the dress code which basically said 'if you can wear it on the bus, you won't get in'. The thought of him putting on his little whips and chains and then hiding it with a big coat honestly churns my stomach.
 
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oddsock17

Men who dry every inch of their body with a towel after a shower. Like pat yourself down and man the duck up.
 
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FilthyGorgeous

FilthyGorgeous

The same guy who gave me the ick whilst holding a big fish done it again today 🤢 He posted a story of himself walking through a museum (just his feet) to Dire Straits Walk of Life, complete with the lyrics in the story.
 
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Ingognito.Queen

Ingognito.Queen

Just had a chat with the girls I work with and had to share the icks that we have –

  • The word ‘cheeky.’

  • A shiny forehead.

  • Glasses not pushed up and they are just perching on the end of the nose.

  • A guy wearing a leather jacket.

  • Watching and liking Mrs Browns Boys.

  • Guys with no shoulders.

  • Seeing a woman on TV or online and saying ‘she’d get it.’

  • Thinking Peter Kay is funny.

  • When a guy drinks a can of Monster.

  • A guy wearing cartoon tshirts – Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes etc. or Batman, Marvel etc.

  • A guy wearing a dressing gown.

  • A guy who hasn’t read a book since school and is proud of the fact.

  • When a guy buys a Tesco meal deal.

  • Guys who send multiple texts at once so your phone continuously buzzes.

  • Overly manicured facial hair/eyebrows.

  • When a guy vapes and makes vaping his entire personality.

  • When a guy tells a joke or try’s to do a funny line and nobody laughs so he repeats it.

  • Guys that love eating at Subway.
 
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soymilk

soymilk

Ingognito.Queen said:
Just had a chat with the girls I work with and had to share the icks that we have –

  • The word ‘cheeky.’

  • A shiny forehead.

  • Glasses not pushed up and they are just perching on the end of the nose.

  • A guy wearing a leather jacket.

  • Watching and liking Mrs Browns Boys.

  • Guys with no shoulders.

  • Seeing a woman on TV or online and saying ‘she’d get it.’

  • Thinking Peter Kay is funny.

  • When a guy drinks a can of Monster.

  • A guy wearing cartoon tshirts – Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes etc. or Batman, Marvel etc.

  • A guy wearing a dressing gown.

  • A guy who hasn’t read a book since school and is proud of the fact.

  • When a guy buys a Tesco meal deal.

  • Guys who send multiple texts at once so your phone continuously buzzes.

  • Overly manicured facial hair/eyebrows.

  • When a guy vapes and makes vaping his entire personality.

  • When a guy tells a joke or try’s to do a funny line and nobody laughs so he repeats it.

  • Guys that love eating at Subway.
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loads of good ones here! my ex chose prawn mayo sandwich in a tesco meal deal once and I was really triggered by it lol
 
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holliebollie

holliebollie

I can’t remember if I said this but igognito queen’s list with ‘not read a book since school and proud of it’ made me think of one. Recent ex liked Roman/Greek myths, and never read so I bought him a book (Song of Achilles, anyone read it??) thinking he would like it. He said I was trying to ‘change him’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never again will I get with an illiterate oik.
 
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Mamacita

Mamacita

holliebollie said:
I can’t remember if I said this but igognito queen’s list with ‘not read a book since school and proud of it’ made me think of one. Recent ex liked Roman/Greek myths, and never read so I bought him a book (Song of Achilles, anyone read it??) thinking he would like it. He said I was trying to ‘change him’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never again will I get with an illiterate oik.
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In what way was that gonna change him? 🤣

(I've read it btw and could see how someone who is into the actual myths might not like it as it's there is so much artistic freedom from the author that it probably annoys people with inaccuracies. I liked it tho 😅)
 
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Jane Tee

Jane Tee

Ingognito.Queen said:
Just had a chat with the girls I work with and had to share the icks that we have –

  • The word ‘cheeky.’

  • A shiny forehead.

  • Glasses not pushed up and they are just perching on the end of the nose.

  • A guy wearing a leather jacket.

  • Watching and liking Mrs Browns Boys.

  • Guys with no shoulders.

  • Seeing a woman on TV or online and saying ‘she’d get it.’

  • Thinking Peter Kay is funny.

  • When a guy drinks a can of Monster.

  • A guy wearing cartoon tshirts – Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes etc. or Batman, Marvel etc.

  • A guy wearing a dressing gown.

  • A guy who hasn’t read a book since school and is proud of the fact.

  • When a guy buys a Tesco meal deal.

  • Guys who send multiple texts at once so your phone continuously buzzes.

  • Overly manicured facial hair/eyebrows.

  • When a guy vapes and makes vaping his entire personality.

  • When a guy tells a joke or try’s to do a funny line and nobody laughs so he repeats it.

  • Guys that love eating at Subway.
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The word 'guys' is like nails down a chalkboard for me. Ick
 
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