"The Ick" #7

[Hastaggifted]

Lashes like these

 

[Hollie Day]

When men use “heya” as a greeting

I have a male colleague who says 'bysie byes' when leaving work for the day. He sometimes uses 'toodle pip' too

 

[watermelon sugar]

My fella has just come in and went ‘I’ve just went flying outside and landed on my arse with my legs in the air’ and the thought of him slipping over with his legs akimbo proper gave me the ick

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I’ve seen a post on insta and it’s men saying what women do that gives them the ick

I saw something like this and one man said it was hearing his girlfriend falling in the shower and the thought of her struggling to get up

 

[mozzarellagirl]

The bio and the photo. Especially the close up

Spoiler: The close up pic is worse

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Id rather die Mike... I'd rather die

 

[harveydean]

Men in Peaky Blinder hats.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Then I scrolled further down to read the rest of his profile.

Spoiler: 🫣

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The watch that looks too tight. The ring, the shirt and the satin trousers.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

A principal I once worked with used the expression .."Let's take that offline" when teachers asked difficult questions in staff meetings or challenged his authority. Yuckaroonie.

no comment

 

[Hastaggifted]

Oh just fuck off!

All that and then only 5ft 8 which actually means 5ft 6 at a stretch

 

[soymilk]

when guys attempt to grow facial hair but are just left with wispy strands at the corners of the mouth looking like a sea lion

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

No No No No No No ... to infinity.

 

[Cametoread2]

Couples that refer to themselves as each others kings and/or queens. I drive passed someone on the school run every day who wears a hoodie with ‘his queen’ on the back with a big gold crown on it. Makes my skin itchy just thinking about it.

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

The minute they say ‘naughty’
Absolutely get to fuck Mike

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Grown adults who say “nom nom”

 

[abelleza]

That reminds me of one - any man who goes to Thailand on his own (or even with a friend) is a walking . He’s either looking for a certain type of sex worker, or at worst he’s a p*do.

 

[Cametoread2]

Men in polo/roll necks get them off, you look like an egg in an egg cup!

 

[abelleza]

I can’t remember if I said this but igognito queen’s list with ‘not read a book since school and proud of it’ made me think of one. Recent ex liked Roman/Greek myths, and never read so I bought him a book (Song of Achilles, anyone read it??) thinking he would like it. He said I was trying to ‘change him’ Never again will I get with an illiterate oik.

This reminded me of one…guys who are into Viking/Norse mythology and fancy themselves as vikings, eg having the beard, wearing leather jewellery, drinking mead etc.

 

[aimzalicious]

I went back to a guys flat when I was younger and he had a cat, it slept on his bed with him. I never slept with him. Single men with cats…no. Get a dog and man up.

Men who like cats are the opposite of an ick for me

 

[petitspois]

I just remembered a major one. Men who are in no way connected to but wear clothing with FBI or LAPD or NYPD written on it. Absolutely no excuse whatsoever.