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Ingognito.Queen
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A man using a voucher in general
harveydean
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I was on a date at a club night - I went to the toilet, and upon my return I found him on the dance floor playing the “air drums.” I just couldn’t.
Hollie Day
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If they get too excited when opening a gift. To explain, one of my friends recorded her boyfriend opening a birthday gift and he screamed yay!! and then stood up and did the running man dance.
It really made me feel vomity.
It really made me feel vomity.
pommynoir
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My football ick is when men go on like they know football when really they don’t or they have no interest. My husband does this, he doesn’t follow football but in the pub he pretends he’s super interested and every goal is a great goal even when it’s just an average one. Shut up you silly prick 
klarakluckbag
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My husband got a glittery fake tattoo on his face at a birthday party last year. He uses a photo of it as his FB profile pic and it gives me the proper ick, he looks like a right plum 
aimzalicious
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petitspois
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That's a good one. I'd also add massive gums full stop. Those people whose lips just keep going up when they smile to reveal more than an inch of gum above the teeth.
*shudder*
*shudder*
watermelon sugar
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When a bloke is walking down the street with shopping bags and has to stop to change their carrying technique cos the shopping is too heavy for them
aimzalicious
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New ick unlocked for me - a colleague of mine can't cook and actively chooses to live off a diet of sweets/chocolate and energy drinks like a child, and almost seems to brag about it.
Just eat some normal food, even if it's an oven meal? Knocks me sick when they crack open their flavoured Monster and can of Coke at 8am for their breakfast
Just eat some normal food, even if it's an oven meal? Knocks me sick when they crack open their flavoured Monster and can of Coke at 8am for their breakfast
Hastaggifted
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Little teeth and massive gums.
I once had a bloke try to kiss me with teeth like it but they were also like brown tombstones. Absolutely stomach churning. As he went in for the kiss I dodged him
I once had a bloke try to kiss me with teeth like it but they were also like brown tombstones. Absolutely stomach churning. As he went in for the kiss I dodged him
EvilJigglypuff
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That’s a green flag for me, I love cats
Ingognito.Queen
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This -
Once had a guy on Tinder send me a message back after not replying for half a day saying 'wow, just another woman with no personality then'. I was like u wot bruv I'm workingwhen they say something like "not another ghoster are you?" or "guessing you're not interested?"
Hastaggifted
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The un ironed top. The dirty mirror. The bed sheet off white looking curtains. The skinny arms. The caption. The controller down his trousers.
Yuk
EvilJigglypuff
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Every office has at least one of these men…
• Has worked there a long time and knows a lot of people, so thinks he’s gods gift and everyone’s mate
• Sits in your chair if you dare get up to go to the toilet/printer/etc and talks to one of his mates, so when you return you’re like wtf get out
• Greets his office friends like “Mr xxxxx”
• “Here he is”
• “How are we?”
• Does fuck all work and somehow has got away with it for years because he’s popular
ICK
• Has worked there a long time and knows a lot of people, so thinks he’s gods gift and everyone’s mate
• Sits in your chair if you dare get up to go to the toilet/printer/etc and talks to one of his mates, so when you return you’re like wtf get out
• Greets his office friends like “Mr xxxxx”
• “Here he is”
• “How are we?”
• Does fuck all work and somehow has got away with it for years because he’s popular
ICK