Cling ons and overly emotional men who get in a mood when you want some time to yourself. And this next guy I present to you:
I once dated this wet lettuce who practically moved himself into my house after 2 weeks. Was a real try hard too. I like dogs so would tag me in any dog picture/ video on Facebook. Whatever I liked, he liked.
He got in a sulk because I couldn’t see him because I was working, didn’t take no for an answer when I said I didn’t want to spend ANOTHER night with him. Cried at Xmas songs in front of my friends the first time he met them, got in a sulk when they played another song he didn’t like and stormed off (they didn’t know he didn’t like the song)
He was messaging my friend about how he wanted to propose to me ( it was a month down the line at this point). He said he wanted to send me and my friend for afternoon tea at the ritz, where he would dress up as a WAITER and propose to me…… wtf..
He was also really short, maybe 5’4, wore a large jacket that was HUGE and looked like it was his dads, think long sleeves and jacket half way down his legs, it was a jacket not a coat. Went away for the weekend with a broken suitcase that only had one wheel and was torn.
Ffs what was I thinking, I am so embarrassed about my life choice with this one that I have completely erased him from my history. This period of my life doesn’t exist apart from to a couple of people who know about him.