"The Ick" #7

[harveydean]

Men being thrashed around in a dodgem car, with their heads jolting backwards and forwards.

 

[Sparkledarmer]

I dated a 43 year old man who called pyjamas....wait for it......'Jimmy Jams'

 

[Pinkpascal]

New ick unlocked. Men posing in their Christmas PJ's on Facebook.

 

[capriallie]

And conversely… when he does drive and leans over the back to finesse that reverse park. Mother may I

 

[harveydean]

I was in a hotel bar last night, and there was a workman sat at a table in his plumber’s uniform sipping on an espresso martini.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

went ice skating friday with a guy im dating and...

He used to wear those shit Religion tee shirts with semi naked/ naked women on them.. They were just ridiculous, like wtf are you hoping to achieve wearing a tee shirt like that??? It's not really an outfit that's going to make girls look at you & think you're dressed nice. you just look an absolute shit moron sleaze of a pathetic laaaaaaad.

I just used to look at him & shudder.

Tees like this.

Get to fuck you absolute weapon.

jfc the second pic... the TEDDY BEAR!? and "sleepover" just happily walking around proud of their attraction to little-girl-like women. those t-shirts are fucking disgusting, like wear a tshirt that says "i'm sexist" it'd be easier

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I've been dating this guy, and yesterday i saw a bit of his white scalp peeking out from under his dark hair, and it gave me the ick

like .. u have a scalp

 

[Hastaggifted]

I told my husband this morning that yesterday my tablets got stuck in my throat and my throat hurt most the day. He said "have some water before you take them perhaps your throat needs lubricating".
I said what is wrong with you. Never say lubricating again, what's wrong with just saying have some water first. The look on my face must have said it all as he laughed and apologised .
At this point he's lucky he's still married.
Maybe that's his plan, give me the ick so bad he gets a divorce

 

[Dogtanian]

Men eating boiled eggs.

Jokes on you. I swallow my boiling hot eggs shell n’all like some sort of bizarre snake .

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I went on a date with a guy about a year ago and he had really long fingernails, reminded me of some creepy old grandad

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The bio and the photo. Especially the close up

Spoiler: The close up pic is worse

 

[Lac1985]

I might have put this on here before, but men selling stuff on Facebook. I don’t need to see the same £10 item you’ve been putting on fb for the last 6 months any longer…..take the hint

 

[harveydean]

I let a guy cross the road today, whilst in my car. He did a hoppity skip and jogged the rest of the way. I wish I hadn’t bothered.

 

[Hollie Day]

Men in full on lycra cycling gear
Special ick regarding cycling shoes and the clickety clackety noise they make and the awkward gait it gives them

 

[Sharkfan]

People who call themselves short kings/queens.

 

[Loppylou89]

The most recent ick I've got, is since the World Cup has been on. The thought of grown men shouting at the telly in the pub and even worse at home on their own. A guy I'm seeing shouted instructions at one of the players the other day and I literally sat and stared at him and had to tell him they can't hear him. His reply was "how do you know" I swiftly left

 

[Mamacita]

Oh hang on people I’ve just thought of an absolute cracker that happened to me years ago.

I was 23 and he was 25. I fancied him for ages and when he asked me out I was giddy.

For our first date he took me to the local weatherspoons!!! He had a red bull then proceeded to tell me he needed to go for a poo. Fucks sake. He goes toilet and comes back blaming the red bull.

we walk to our cars and I see he drives a red rusty D reg Nissan micra.

kisses me and the WHOLE tongue went in immediately.

my vagina sewed itself up.

I don't understand why men need to announce to everyone they're going for a shit. Just go ffs. Even worse if they use an expression for it, such as 'going to drop off the kids at school hehe'

 

[soymilk]

Machine Gun Kelly - I'm sorry but I just couldn't walk down the street holding hands with any guy that was dressed like that

 

[Jellybean79]

A man who has a notebook with a motivational quote on the front for work

 

[swimming]

Dunno if this is an ick but people here will get it.

friend of mine (36) is single and she hooked up with a guy from tinder who did nothing but make himself sound like a god in the bedroom.

She said he just shoved his hands down her knickers when they got it on, and was vigorously rubbing her left lip with the whole palm of his hands whilst mumbling “that’s good innit baby?”

She said it was like sandpaper. She faked it and he then proceeded to announce that he knows how good he is.

i was in hysterics