You described one of my colleagues perfectly, been at my work for a decade and struts around like he owns the placeEvery office has at least one of these men…
• Has worked there a long time and knows a lot of people, so thinks he’s gods gift and everyone’s mate
• Sits in your chair if you dare get up to go to the toilet/printer/etc and talks to one of his mates, so when you return you’re like wtf get out
• Greets his office friends like “Mr xxxxx”
• “Here he is”
• “How are we?”
• Does fuck all work and somehow has got away with it for years because he’s popular
ICK