I was in Subway before and looked up and there was a fella eating and he looked me dead in the eyes, and he and orange sauce all around his mouth. Gave me the ick it did
Very hairy hands and fingers. Always think they’re like paws.
Did you say this after seeing the pics of Johnny Depp? His face looks so smooth and icky now.Men who look very attractive with a beard but decide to shave it all off
Straws? I’m not sipping from a McDonald’s cup for anyone ffs!When a man drinks from a straw.
When a man wears a swimming hat.
When a man eats nutella. Double ick for when there is Nutella left around their mouth after eating it.
When a man eats a corn on the cob.
Using Google maps in public walking around with the sounded turned up - 'TURN LEFT IN 200 METRES.'
Looking for their seat in the cinema and not being able to find it and using the torch on their phone to see.
Entering competitions on Instagram or Facebook and sharing it to their story.
Calling Marks & Spencer - 'Marks & Sparks.'
When a man has a velcro wallet and when they open it it makes a loud FVVSSSSSCHHHHH noise.
When couples refer to each other as 'hubby' and 'wifey.'
A man wearing a cardigan.
When a man eats crisps and has finished the bag and then licks each of his fingers to get the crumbs off.
The word 'booty.'
And he refuses to wake up from that dream!
“Just put your trainers on and duck off”When my ex used to make a big song and dance about wearing his ‘compression leggings’ for a run. Just put on your trainers and duck off.
They couldn’t just be normal trainers though. They had to be specially fitted and made to fit him perfectly
Runners do turn into running bores going on about stuff like that my husband is a car bore, when we’re out some where and he’s admiring 🥱 a car he’ll tell me how much break horse power this particular car has“Just put your trainers on and duck off”
Boils my piss makes me feel sickChillax
I cannot stand it.
Boils my piss