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In response to @Pineapple glitter , the neighbour behind my house wears them all year round. 🤢 In spring/summer he doesn’t wear a top in the garden but adds a Hawaiian shirt to go shopping. He’s in his mid 60’s. He pairs them with crocs and often says “would you like ‘a cup of tea/piece of cake’ honey bunny” to his wife. He also plays Brian Adam’s music from his shed. It’s a whole catalogue of icks.
 

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The group ‘diversity’. I’m sorry but every single ‘performance’ I’ve seen of them makes me cringe
 
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My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.🤢

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now 🤮🤮. He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
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My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.🤢

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now 🤮🤮. He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I've just got to ask, what did SHE say? 🤔
 
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My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.🤢

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now 🤮🤮. He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
HOLY duck. This is a million miles beyond Ick territory!
 
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My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.🤢

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now 🤮🤮. He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
WTF!!! You can't leave us hanging with this. What happened next?!!
 
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I've just got to ask, what did SHE say? 🤔
She was as horrified as I was. She only went to give me a goodbye peck on the cheek. I left pronto! She’s messaged since - horrifically embarrassed. I feel really sorry for her. They’ve been married for years.
 
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Hardly a selling point My five year old nephew can name all the characters in his favourite films, cartoons, TV programmes.
 
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I am getting a regular ick at the moment due to hayfever weather - people suppressing sneezes. Instead of sneezing, they hold their nose and do a weird inverted hiccup/sneeze noise. Even worse when it's like 10 non-sneezes in a row.

Also hate actual sneezes tbf.
 
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I had planned on getting an early night after 4 days off work, but I got a notification that someone liked one of my old ick posts from March 2021 and now I’m reading all the old posts on that thread lying in bed laughing to myself.
 
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I had planned on getting an early night after 4 days off work, but I got a notification that someone liked one of my old ick posts from March 2021 and now I’m reading all the old posts on that thread lying in bed laughing to myself.
I bet nothing much has bloody changed either!! 🤣
 
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I am getting a regular ick at the moment due to hayfever weather - people suppressing sneezes. Instead of sneezing, they hold their nose and do a weird inverted hiccup/sneeze noise. Even worse when it's like 10 non-sneezes in a row.

Also hate actual sneezes tbf.
I’m forever grateful for the suppressed sneezers. 🤣 Nothing on this earth icks me out more than someone doing a really loud, wet sneeze where you can physically hear spit leaving their mouth. 🤮
 
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My friends husband gives me the major ick. We all went out, he left early. I went back to hers, she kissed me on the cheek and he got his cock out and suggested that we should get it on (her and me) while he watched.🤢

We’re in our 40’s. We’ve been out for drinks and dinner loads before but now 🤮🤮. He actually used the words “I’d like to watch you fingering each other” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I’d say that’s verging on sexual assault territory, my god 🫣🤮🤢🥴
 
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