"The Ick" #6

[watermelon sugar]

I was in Subway before and looked up and there was a fella eating and he looked me dead in the eyes, and he and orange sauce all around his mouth. Gave me the ick it did

 

[holliebollie]

I feel like this thread is enough to turn a woman gay. Reading all these and agreeing with 99% is not a good sign, surely?! I am newly single and now feel like I may as well cement myself up if this is what’s on offer

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I’m starting to think that anything men do gives me the ick

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Men, in fact anyone who drinks from a big water bottle two handed like a toddler.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Bet it’s a choad.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Men who put memes on their dating profiles

 

[Pleb123]

Thank you for these posts, they really entertain me.
I’ve had the ick over things like a guy not driving - mid 30’s lived in the middle of nowhere, drugs, bad money habits etc
However I did once decide that I needed to friend zone someone because the tops of their ears looked a bit fat

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

Very hairy hands and fingers. Always think they’re like paws.

 

[Facehugger]

Very hairy hands and fingers. Always think they’re like paws.

 

[EasterEggs]

Men who look very attractive with a beard but decide to shave it all off

Did you say this after seeing the pics of Johnny Depp? His face looks so smooth and icky now.

 

[wearedoomed]

When a man drinks from a straw.

When a man wears a swimming hat.

When a man eats nutella. Double ick for when there is Nutella left around their mouth after eating it.

When a man eats a corn on the cob.

Using Google maps in public walking around with the sounded turned up - 'TURN LEFT IN 200 METRES.'

Looking for their seat in the cinema and not being able to find it and using the torch on their phone to see.

Entering competitions on Instagram or Facebook and sharing it to their story.

Calling Marks & Spencer - 'Marks & Sparks.'

When a man has a velcro wallet and when they open it it makes a loud FVVSSSSSCHHHHH noise.

When couples refer to each other as 'hubby' and 'wifey.'

A man wearing a cardigan.

When a man eats crisps and has finished the bag and then licks each of his fingers to get the crumbs off.

The word 'booty.'

Straws? I’m not sipping from a McDonald’s cup for anyone ffs!

 

[BorisBear]

A short guy was talking to me in a shop yesterday & he had the tattoo hairline on his bald head, huge double ick, short & the tattoo shadow hairline.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Bet it’s a choad.

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And he refuses to wake up from that dream!

 

[Mollydog]

When my ex used to make a big song and dance about wearing his ‘compression leggings’ for a run. Just put on your trainers and duck off.
They couldn’t just be normal trainers though. They had to be specially fitted and made to fit him perfectly

“Just put your trainers on and duck off”

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

“Just put your trainers on and duck off”

Runners do turn into running bores going on about stuff like that my husband is a car bore, when we’re out some where and he’s admiring 🥱 a car he’ll tell me how much break horse power this particular car has

 

[TheSilverFox]

I saw a guy running for a bus today with his wallet out, waving it hopelessly at the bus as it pulled away.

 

[RedeScarlett]

I was watching Ninja Warrior yesterday & one of the contestants trainers fell off when doing the Warped wall. It was an ick

 

[trouble-loves-me]

Chillax
I cannot stand it.
Boils my piss

 

[Extrafine]

Men who don’t like water. Ick. Grow up

 

[Jane Tee]

Chillax
I cannot stand it.
Boils my piss

Boils my piss makes me feel sick