Men who say “we’re pregnant“ or worse … “we’re having a c-section”.
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This is quite specific but makes my bleeping toes curl 🫣 a guy on my FB checks in to his own house when he’s watching a film with his wife with tit like ‘John Murray is watching Top Gun with Sue Murray at Murray Manor’ 
Do we have the same boyfriend?My boyfriend has got a racing Xbox game where he has a steering wheel controller for it. Seeing him sat there turning his little pretend steering wheel playing his game makes me want to die
also he’s just got into Fantasy Football and the whole concept of it is really cringey to me
also when he starts shouting at the tv during football matches and F1 races
My husband eats and drinks so fast, he spends the next 3 hours after burping into his mouth and I look at him and think I’d honestly rather have his life insurance.
My nephew does this. I'm beyond puzzled as to why. I can't imagine ever telling the world what I am watching on TV, the same with my meals. no one cares but you.This is quite specific but makes my bleeping toes curl 🫣 a guy on my FB checks in to his own house when he’s watching a film with his wife with tit like ‘John Murray is watching Top Gun with Sue Murray at Murray Manor’
i forgot to add one of my WORSTHi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.
Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:
•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super longget away from me
•Short men that wear air max for the little platform
•short men that do the little bouncy walk to get some extra height
•men that use the word GIGGLE "that made me giggle"
•seeing a man at a buffet holding a paper plate (full stop) and the plate is wilting from the amount of food on it and he's leaning over the table proper carefully deciding what to have. grabbing handfuls of ready salted crisps and triangle ham sandwiches with his bear hands like a toddler AND THEN he walks back to his table delighted
•i second whoever said the word "tummy" imagine your man clutching his stomach and saying in a sad voice "my tummy hurts : (((" omg to the guillotine
•using the words doggo/pupper
•this has probably been said before, but men sat at the hairdressers with the little cape onand the barber spins the chair round to the mirror and he's completely still / dead faced
and i said this on my last account but it needs to be said again because it's a KILLER for me.
•having sex with a man (full stop lol) but he's finishing and his toes either all clamp down and scrunch downwards together or they all go up and spread out like he's had his nails painted and needs a toe seperator... never will i do reverse cowgirl AGAIN
when you wake up next to a man (full stop) and he makes little noises pretending to be all dozey, cute and sleepy
omg ur not a newborn. makes me irrationally angry
I’ve just decided to try online dating once again so thought I’d chip in with a few of mine, apologies if they’ve already been said I’ve not read the thread
Any mention of sex in their profile, especially kink
The word “cheeky”
Shirtless mirror selfies
Tribal tattoos
“Dog dad”
Selfies with their arm behind their head and a look on their face like they’re holding in a fart
“Looking for my partner in crime” or even worse “looking for my player 2”
“Bit of a nerd” when you can tell he just enjoyed a Marvel film once or twice
Oh and uploading a picture of them with someone else’s baby because they think it makes them look desirable. I’d be fuming if I was that baby’s parent
I’ll definitely have more
Any mention of sex in their profile, especially kink
The word “cheeky”
Shirtless mirror selfies
Tribal tattoos
“Dog dad”
Selfies with their arm behind their head and a look on their face like they’re holding in a fart
“Looking for my partner in crime” or even worse “looking for my player 2”
“Bit of a nerd” when you can tell he just enjoyed a Marvel film once or twice
Oh and uploading a picture of them with someone else’s baby because they think it makes them look desirable. I’d be fuming if I was that baby’s parent
I’ll definitely have more
you are the unofficial mvp of this threadi forgot to add one of my WORST
when you wake up next to a man (full stop) and he makes little noises pretending to be all dozey, cute and sleepy
but i can’t bear this. making all snuffly noises and burrowing their head into the pillow like it’s cute, ooo look at me blinking myself into consciousness like a baby kitten or sm. get up and make me a coffee.
YES even WORSE (somehowyou are the unofficial mvp of this thread
but i can’t bear this. making all snuffly noises and burrowing their head into the pillow like it’s cute, ooo look at me blinking myself into consciousness like a baby kitten or sm. get up and make me a coffee.
) when they just say "cuddles" or mention wanting them. like a baby reaching out going "mama
"Oh I also once unmatched from a man because he asked me what my favourite “choccy biccy” was. Totally foul
Guys who wear this exact earring(s):
Are you sleeping with my fiancéin bed & he puts his leg over you in some sort of clamp move & says just put your bum against me
nah wrecks my head, and he knows it too so I usually just fart on him does the trick 
(and is probably his ick too)Anyone who describes themselves as some sort of “enthusiast”, usually tea or gin.
We were going out for dinner last night and husband is trying to find something to wear. I come in the bedroom to find him wearing a shirt he bought from Abercrombie back in the early 2000s that is huge on him and is untucked, jeans that weren't quite mid blue but had almost a green tinge to them and were baggy plus brown pointy shoes that he normally wears with his work clothes. He's never looked less attractive
He's tall and slim, he suits fitted shirts and slim leg trousers, why he decided to resurrect the hideous clothing of his youth is a mystery!
He's tall and slim, he suits fitted shirts and slim leg trousers, why he decided to resurrect the hideous clothing of his youth is a mystery!
Naughties is back, innit?We were going out for dinner last night and husband is trying to find something to wear. I come in the bedroom to find him wearing a shirt he bought from Abercrombie back in the early 2000s that is huge on him and is untucked, jeans that weren't quite mid blue but had almost a green tinge to them and were baggy plus brown pointy shoes that he normally wears with his work clothes. He's never looked less attractive
He's tall and slim, he suits fitted shirts and slim leg trousers, why he decided to resurrect the hideous clothing of his youth is a mystery!
Maybe not for those of us who did it first time around though...
people who record themselves at the gym
make that tit illegal already
make that tit illegal already
Got a new one - men who are last on the dance floor at a wedding. Just stomping around, spinning around the empty dance floor. Get off and get to bed you mug.
I’ve just decided to try online dating once again so thought I’d chip in with a few of mine, apologies if they’ve already been said I’ve not read the thread
Any mention of sex in their profile, especially kink
The word “cheeky”
Shirtless mirror selfies
Tribal tattoos
“Dog dad”
Selfies with their arm behind their head and a look on their face like they’re holding in a fart
“Looking for my partner in crime” or even worse “looking for my player 2”
“Bit of a nerd” when you can tell he just enjoyed a Marvel film once or twice
Oh and uploading a picture of them with someone else’s baby because they think it makes them look desirable. I’d be fuming if I was that baby’s parent
I’ll definitely have more
‘Cheeky’ for sure. I was talking to a guy who kept calling me a cheeky monkey when he was trying to flirt
he had a tit tribal tattoo as well My friend was seeing a teacher and she kept calling him a silly sausage He would get the ick so bad but it amused us for a few weeks.
He would get the ick so bad but it amused us for a few weeks.- Status