"The Ick" #6
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The thumbs up genuinely gives me the boak
Instant fan shriveller.
definitely!! #dryomg he's always the one that thinks he's funny. look at me LAYING DOWN
when everyone else .??? is standing !!! HAHA boom boom 
Is this a hetero guy wanting a good pegging?
There is NOTHING worse than having a man go down on you and as you look down his scalp is shining back at you like a polished doorknob or white sparkling teeth *ding*One of the biggest icks in life has to be men with a ‘nest’ (slightly balding on top). You sometimes get hatfished or they’re taller than you and you can’t see the tops of their heads. You only see it when it’s too late… normally in bed and you realise you can see skin through the hair
Poor guys, I know it’s bad being so put off by a nest but it just makes me think, ‘How bad will it be in 5 years’ time?!’ I couldn’t go into anything knowing they had one, but equally I don’t want to spot one when it’s too late. Maybe I could drop stuff on dates and get them to pick it up, could spot a potential nest better in that position?
from a dental advert(hold on luv let me pop my shades on
... as you were)
Ppl who have their photos taken with a V sign, middle finger, tongue out. Also women with one leg forward, hand on hip etc it cringes me out. What happened to good ole cheesy a smiles in pics.
Don't get me started on big fake eyelashes, botox and fillers. You look a twit on the school run love
Don't get me started on big fake eyelashes, botox and fillers. You look a twit on the school run love
Drunk stories on instagram. No one cares you’re drunk and if you were enjoying yourself that much, you wouldn’t have your phone in your hand!
If they glue their faces to the road their wishes should be respected and they should stay there, vulnerable, foolish, hungry, thirsty, desperate for a pee (or worse), to be rained on, laughed at and, protected by cones, driven round. I doubt if they'd do it again.
Perhaps it’s a regional thing, but in 20 years of living in Francophone countries I have never heard this pronunciation. Com-pot is all I’ve ever heard.
EDIT : beaten to it by, ooooh, everybody.
On that topic, foreign pronunciation wankers. You went to Barcelona. Not Barthelona.
How are you meant to pronounce this...asking for a friend
I'm bloody Black Prawns in that case!Was scrolling through FB before and a post came up saying ‘the colour of your t shirt and the last thing you ate is your porn star name’ and my FELLA commented on it saying ‘blue cheese twist’ and it gave me the ick
I'm blue cashew nutsI'm bloody Black Prawns in that case!
Just shut your eyes, keep his ears warm with your thighs and don't worry about it. Unless he makes your nethers feel like they've been washed in that ColgateThere is NOTHING worse than having a man go down on you and as you look down his scalp is shining back at you like a polished doorknob or white sparkling teeth *ding*
(hold on luv let me pop my shades on
i’m grey potato saladI'm bloody Black Prawns in that case!
I've just put my big T shirt nightie on, I'll be Scarlet Butty in a minuteI'm blue cashew nuts
that does sound like a porn star name tbfI've just put my big T shirt nightie on, I'll be Scarlet Butty in a minute
I'll get on OF and see if it worksthat does sound like a porn star name tbf
And you've been to the Katie Price school of cooking you have!!i’m grey potato salad
When people refer to themselves as mama/papa bear and the term “baby daddy”. 
Not sure anymore whether these are icks or if I just hate most people
Not sure anymore whether these are icks or if I just hate most people
or guys posing for a photo pointing to each other, just so cringe
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