Using the word "super" as an adverb
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Do we have the same ex? He used to fold his underwear and talc his tallywacker after any sex or shower too
if he had a special gunk towel for after sex, yes!
I made the mistake of reading this while eating lunch.
I'm not sure that I want to know, but I have questions...Do we have the same ex? He used to fold his underwear and talc his tallywacker after any sex or shower too
Did he apply the talc when it was still...moist (sorry, hate that word)? With these huge powder puffs? I imagine this like an old lady applying scented body powder but I fail to see a man doing this. On his pen.
What about when you get into the mood again and you have to stick the talcy tallywacker up your hoo-ha?
Also - wouldn't it smell like baby powder? Nothing less sexy than the smell of a nursery and the section in my drugstore where parents can change their little ones. Always has a whiff of talcum powder and poop.
What the hell
does he not have baby wipes & nappy bags? Dirty boy 
I hope he washes the bugger himself. Not like that one ages ago on another thread who had a rum rag & used to leave it under his pillow for his Mam to fetch out & wash 
People who say they’re looking for someone “playful” in their dating profiles.
In fact, just the word playful generally.
In fact, just the word playful generally.
"stick the talcy tallywacker up your hoo-ha"
FFS
I'm not sure what for but that's a thread title right there
Tallywacker got me. I don't think I've heard that term and I'm someone who had sat in pub and had a game of pen names A to Z. I don't go out very often but I almost feel like I need to initiate such a game next time I do, purely in order to use this as my trump card!"stick the talcy tallywacker up your hoo-ha"
FFS
I'm not sure what for but that's a thread title right there
Absolutely screaming at the notifications.
I think he gave it a wipe but put it straight on and it literally looked like a dusted shrimp (like those this powdered donuts which make you cough when inhaling). it just looked
And yep, he absolutely smelled like a nursery at all times but by the time it came down to do the deed (which was quite rare) the talc had come off, thank god!
Looking back, he was the definition of ick… he even wore velcro shoes and lived 5 houses away from his mam
AM I OK?I think we should all aim to drop tallywacker in a sentence tomorrow
In tears reading this thread & wanted to contribute my worst icks:
- men using a blanket on the sofa or getting cozy
- mispronouncing words - worse if they trip over their words and make that ‘bleh’ noise with a flappy tongue
to catch themselves
- slightly slipping
- using infantile word choices such as ‘tummy’, ‘drinkies’ ‘yum’ etc.
- trying to do an accent to pronounce foreign words
- men using a blanket on the sofa or getting cozy
- mispronouncing words - worse if they trip over their words and make that ‘bleh’ noise with a flappy tongue
to catch themselves - slightly slipping
- using infantile word choices such as ‘tummy’, ‘drinkies’ ‘yum’ etc.
- trying to do an accent to pronounce foreign words
Blokes looking back again their cars after they've locked them. Saw several do it tonight in the supermarket carpark. Made me shudder. My last 3 icks happened at that supermarket
ALL OF THIS!!!!!!! Oh my God - so many icks I didn't realise I hadIn tears reading this thread & wanted to contribute my worst icks:
- men using a blanket on the sofa or getting cozy
- mispronouncing words - worse if they trip over their words and make that ‘bleh’ noise with a flappy tongue
- slightly slipping
- using infantile word choices such as ‘tummy’, ‘drinkies’ ‘yum’ etc.
- trying to do an accent to pronounce foreign words
I’m sorry. Not sure how I’m not gay when I am so frequently repulsed by men
Everything pisses me off about men atm. I’ve fallen out with a male friend and now all his faults make me feel disgusted really clumsy, tripping up and stumbling on thin air, swings his carrier bag if we’ve been shopping, looks forward to watching BGT, is always complaining of some illness or other but won’t take responsibility for his health by taking painkillers, ever. Also shrouds himself in his child’s blanket as he is ‘always cold’….we’ll be back on talking terms again next week but his gf deserves a medal putting up with the icks
really clumsy, tripping up and stumbling on thin air, swings his carrier bag if we’ve been shopping, looks forward to watching BGT, is always complaining of some illness or other but won’t take responsibility for his health by taking painkillers, ever. Also shrouds himself in his child’s blanket as he is ‘always cold’….we’ll be back on talking terms again next week but his gf deserves a medal putting up with the icks
I really lolled at that.Everything pisses me off about men atm. I’ve fallen out with a male friend and now all his faults make me feel disgusted
When my OH had Covid he was on the sofa under a massive blanket. Rather than feeling sympathy for him I just thought eww you look patheticIn tears reading this thread & wanted to contribute my worst icks:
- men using a blanket on the sofa or getting cozy
- mispronouncing words - worse if they trip over their words and make that ‘bleh’ noise with a flappy tongue
- slightly slipping
- using infantile word choices such as ‘tummy’, ‘drinkies’ ‘yum’ etc.
- trying to do an accent to pronounce foreign words
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