When you get home from work and your boyfriend announces that he’s done the washing up, drying up and put it away, tidied the living room and hoovered everywhere including the stairs and fed the dogs….ok head I do that daily and don’t feel the need to reel it all off for you as soon as you walk through the door! So what would you like a massive thank you? A mention on Facebook for being so helpful around the house or just a gold star!
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At one point I thought this was illegal, to stop the spread of TB
footballers don’t help.been brought back
London councils group approves spitting fines
The body representing London's 32 borough councils votes in favour of a capital-wide spitting ban.
www.bbc.co.uk
Trousers like this on men that taper at the bottom and have elastic to tighten them 
why!?!?
why!?!?
Just seen an ick!!! Men with skinny chicken legs 
How is it my calf is bigger than yours and your thighs 
How is it my calf is bigger than yours and your thighs 
Men who can’t ice skate.
imagine them falling over , or even worse holding onto the sides
imagine them falling over , or even worse holding onto the sides
at least it gives u a giggle. i was ice skating in central london once and this 'Road Man' on the ice was a very new and nervous skater, he was afraid of getting knocked over and he said to his mate "don't touch me fam! don't touch me!!!" had me and my friend giggling around the rinkMen who can’t ice skate.
imagine them falling over , or even worse holding onto the sides
Crying. I’m absolutely brutal myself but there’s something about seeing a man so scared and vulnerable on the ice with his little bambi legsat least it gives u a giggle. i was ice skating in central london once and this 'Road Man' on the ice was a very new and nervous skater, he was afraid of getting knocked over and he said to his mate "don't touch me fam! don't touch me!!!" had me and my friend giggling around the rink
That's all very well for the Londonites then, meanwhile the rest of us can carry on treading in itAt one point I thought this was illegal, to stop the spread of TB
been brought back
London councils group approves spitting fines
The body representing London's 32 borough councils votes in favour of a capital-wide spitting ban.
Ive got a worse one than that, I'll post it later for you ready for the morningI'm gonna scream, what the hell
Maybe google your area, that was just the first result I foundThat's all very well for the Londonites then, meanwhile the rest of us can carry on treading in it
Ive got a worse one than that, I'll post it later for you ready for the morning
Adults that can’t swim
Seeing someone pour ketchup on top of their chips instead of putting it on a space on the plate to dip
I would even go so far as to say that all men who ice skate give the ick unless they are professional ice skaters or hockey players. I’ve had guys invite me to go ice skating together a couple of times, and I had to turn them down because I have no desire to see them either tripping and falling over or trying to impress me with their skills. Ice skating is almost as bad as doing escape rooms!Men who can’t ice skate.
imagine them falling over , or even worse holding onto the sides
Im with you on the ice hockey players, or Olympic standard skaters
Next you will be telling us getting the ketchup out of the fridge is an "ICK"!
Ah no I’d rather a casual skater (who could skate) than a torville and dean wannabe doing twirls on one leg around the ice
in their tight Lycra outfit .also are escape rooms awful? They’re only new to my city and I wanted to try one for a date night
The fridge?Next you will be telling us getting the ketchup out of the fridge is an "ICK"!
Storing your ketchup in the FRIDGE?
WTF did I just read? Nooooooo!
Got to be served at room temperature my friend, I can't be doing with cold bloody ketchup on me chips, that would never do
What about the watery juice that comes out before the ketchup when you forget to shake it 
Oh I agree but you don't duck with my 91 year old Mother who says otherwise!!! Plus these days it's written on theThe fridge?
Storing your ketchup in the FRIDGE?
WTF did I just read? Nooooooo!
Got to be served at room temperature my friend, I can't be doing with cold bloody ketchup on me chips, that would never do
packaging store in fridge when opened.
I don't give a flying one what it says on the packaging, my ketchup ain't going anywhere near the fridge
it's not likely to go off is it, it's got vinegar in it, it's more frickin pickled than I am. I'll tell your Mum if you want, leave it with me Maccy D's don't store their ketchup sachets in the fridge do they. No. So there!!
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