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A guy I was seeing turned up to stay at mine for the first time, and all his overnight belongings were in a Lidl carrier bag. Immediate ick and I couldn’t even have sex with him that night. 🤮 Broke it off the next day and about two weeks later he text me a photo of the new actual overnight bag he’d bought hahahah ick!!
So glad I’ve found my people…my ex used to being a PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG ON HOLIDAYS. ON HOLIDAYS. Walking through a hotel in Spain and he’s there cutting about with an Aldi bag. It genuinely caused fights between us. Get a suitcase you absolute tosser
 
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My husband has pulled a muscle in his shoulder and honestly, the way he's hobbling around you'd think he was 87 not 37. He was all hunched over and groaned buttering bread for his sandwich earlier - give me strength :sick: 🤮😭😩🤮
 
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Oh god, I get the ick over everything about guys.

Guys wearing really tight jeans, to the point where you can see the material straining at the back of their knees.

Men who genuinely enjoy The Chainsmokers. I once was picked up by a lad who played their music in the car. I wanted to throw myself out of the car.

Elon Musk fanboys.
 
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i had an ex who used to make me squidgy the shower screen & walls straight after the shower, if I lapsed by 2minutes he’d been there & I would hear the squeak squeak.. he used to insist we made the bed together in the morning too.. I didn’t live with him for long

My husband has pulled a muscle in his shoulder and honestly, the way he's hobbling around you'd think he was 87 not 37. He was all hunched over and groaned buttering bread for his sandwich earlier - give me strength :sick: 🤮😭😩🤮
Mine pulled his hamstring at the weekend.. I had to take him to a&e 😅 I just booted him out & left him.. obviously it just needs ice.. he’s milking it on crutches sat on his a all weekend!
 
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i had an ex who used to make me squidgy the shower screen & walls straight after the shower, if I lapsed by 2minutes he’d been there & I would hear the squeak squeak.. he used to insist we made the bed together in the morning too.. I didn’t live with him for long
Omg I make my boyfriend do this 🤣 shower has to be squeeged after every shower and bed made together hahaha I wonder if I give him the ick
 
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Sat across the train aisle from a ripped, gym-bunny hunk today. I'm not into muscly guys but even I have to admit that he was hot. I didn't see the cotton tote bag on his lap, until he hitched the strap up over his shoulder like it was a bleeping handbag. Ick, ick ick!! 😭😭😭
 
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My husband has pulled a muscle in his shoulder and honestly, the way he's hobbling around you'd think he was 87 not 37. He was all hunched over and groaned buttering bread for his sandwich earlier - give me strength :sick: 🤮😭😩🤮
Sounds like a right wimp, I assume he is got medication like say Naproxen?
 
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Men who genuinely enjoy The Chainsmokers
This is so oddly specific it made me laugh! But honestly guys with bad taste in music give me the ick too. Especially when they constantly play it and sing along or, even worse, cover their favourite horrible songs by themselves or with their bands…
 
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So glad I’ve found my people…my ex used to being a PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG ON HOLIDAYS. ON HOLIDAYS. Walking through a hotel in Spain and he’s there cutting about with an Aldi bag. It genuinely caused fights between us. Get a suitcase you absolute tosser
I feel I probably give someone somewhere a huge ick. I use canvas bags to go on holiday. I'm not fussy... Sports Direct (horror of horrors) do such brilliantly large bags that fit so well in a roof box, why wouldn't you choose them over the extortionate branded roof box bags?! Asda bags pack better in the boot. Sainsbury's are a bit small but I'll tolerate an Aldi bag because it squishes better even if they are not a roomy as Asda.

Is this something I need to declare on a dating profile?
 
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Even worse, an empty loaf of bread bag 🤢
Who the hell does this 😭😭😭 💀

A guy I was seeing turned up to stay at mine for the first time, and all his overnight belongings were in a Lidl carrier bag. Immediate ick and I couldn’t even have sex with him that night. 🤮 Broke it off the next day and about two weeks later he text me a photo of the new actual overnight bag he’d bought hahahah ick!!
Did you tell him the reason ?? Is that why he bought a new bag 🤣🤣🤣
 
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This is so oddly specific it made me laugh! But honestly guys with bad taste in music give me the ick too. Especially when they constantly play it and sing along or, even worse, cover their favourite horrible songs by themselves or with their bands…
Yes! It just makes me cringe so much. Also another ick of mine is guys who like Ed Sheeran and Coldplay
 
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A couple of days ago my bf was just getting in the shower when the cat came in the bathroom and pooped in her litter box and it always smells really really bad. So when I walked in he was naked bending over the litter box scooping her poop in the toilet. Easily one of the least sexy thing I've ever seen him do (been together for 15y) 😂
 
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A couple of days ago my bf was just getting in the shower when the cat came in the bathroom and pooped in her litter box and it always smells really really bad. So when I walked in he was naked bending over the litter box scooping her poop in the toilet. Easily one of the least sexy thing I've ever seen him do (been together for 15y) 😂
Omg 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
 
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i had an ex who used to make me squidgy the shower screen & walls straight after the shower, if I lapsed by 2minutes he’d been there & I would hear the squeak squeak.. he used to insist we made the bed together in the morning too.. I didn’t live with him for long


Mine pulled his hamstring at the weekend.. I had to take him to a&e 😅 I just booted him out & left him.. obviously it just needs ice.. he’s milking it on crutches sat on his a all weekend!
Do we have the same ex? He used to fold his underwear and talc his tallywacker after any sex or shower too 😩😷
 
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People who say "yous" I honestly can't keep my witch face straight when folks do that!!!!!!!!
 
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