I used to be friends with a guy who did that, and I spent all my time apologising on his behalf, the twit.
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not-a-medical-Dr Jessica Taylor monetising the Russell Brand and David Walliams news is disgusting. She forced her vulnerable employees to sign an NDA to stop them whistle blowing. She threatened survivors of sexual abuse to sue them for “every single one of their assets” if they spoke up. She is one of the most dangerous people in the VAWG sector and does so much harm to women and girls.
"The Ick" #4
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Jammed into 8 seater taxi on a night out, friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend hops in and greets the driver [a courtly older dude who was listening to a podcast about history] with "Awright there shagger?"
The withering of his sexual prospects was tangible.
No matter who the duck it was I’d have to walk out.
There was a bloke I worked with who did it. I didn’t witness it but everyone spoke about it. When he went on a business trip abroad with a group of colleagues nobody would go for dinner with him.
Oh my god this reminded me of my ex but the opposite, was in bed and in the middle of the night he went to get a bottle of water. Woke me up by proceeding to down the whole bottle and then smacked his lips and went “mmm AH tasty as duck!!”
I don’t hate beards as long as they are looked after and trimmed. Even super long beards need trimming. It’s the guys whose beards are their whole personality who do my head in. You either get the guys who refuse to look after it as they are terrified of being judged a hipster or the ones who go overboard and make everything about their beard and that they are a bearded man.Yeah, I hate beards, always have done. I work in an area with a lot of trendy hipster types, and seeing all these young guys with horrible, full-on long beards is just so icky. Why spend the best-looking years of your life, looking like Brian Blessed? (even he didn't have a beard when he was younger)
I can't understand how their lovely young partners can even contemplate having sex with them, imagine all that hair rubbing all over your face...or anywhere else!
I hate when people squash the plastic bottle as they’re noisily gulping down the drink!!!Oh my god this reminded me of my ex but the opposite, was in bed and in the middle of the night he went to get a bottle of water. Woke me up by proceeding to down the whole bottle and then smacked his lips and went “mmm AH tasty as duck!!”
Ha, I'm not going to ick that one as I don't like the taste of water either, it just sticks at the back of my gob and won't go down at all
always got to have a bit of squash in it x
My ex (who turned out to be emotionally abusive) used to piss in the bedroom when he was drunk. I’d wake up to a water sound on wood and he’s be there pretty much asleep pissing into a cardboard box or his chest of drawers 
That's not the Ick... that's abuse (and I'm sorry to hear you went through that)My ex (who turned out to be emotionally abusive) used to piss in the bedroom when he was drunk. I’d wake up to a water sound on wood and he’s be there pretty much asleep pissing into a cardboard box or his chest of drawers
& the pissing is just disgusting.
Both my ex and my husband have done this on occasionMy ex (who turned out to be emotionally abusive) used to piss in the bedroom when he was drunk. I’d wake up to a water sound on wood and he’s be there pretty much asleep pissing into a cardboard box or his chest of drawers
my ex went to piss in the wardrobe and was aiming at my brand new sheepskin coat 
so I pushed him out of the way and he fell over and pissed on his leg 
and when I first met my husband, he got lost in the night and opened the door to my spare room and just did it where he was stood 
Brown nosers like this. He probably thinks it makes him look cool. No, you sound like a wick.
Totally random and not man related haha you know when you cook broccoli and the tiny bits get all over your other veg? Yeah
When's so overcooked it's almost turned to Cauliflower? Yeah I'm not a fan eitherTotally random and not man related haha you know when you cook broccoli and the tiny bits get all over your other veg? Yeah
Stop!! That looks like chesil beach
Men who are really in tune with their feelings give me the ick... I'm not emotional at all so cannot face any ick-inducing heart to hearts.
Also man buns and moobs.
Also man buns and moobs.
Plus my dog would eat them 
He's not called "Matt" is he?
Another one from my camera roll.
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He looks like a "Matt" that was hounding me for a few months. His style of picture & sounds like he had the same hair. I think he was from Peterborough.. WeirdoNo… but now I’m intrigued
I really wasn't going to post this as it's giving me bad ick just remembering it, but this bloke I was seeing a few years ago, (a good 30 years older than me) he was very good in bed.
but one time he ended up dribbling in my face when he came, I looked at his face & was immediately icked. I wiped the saliva off my face & just like that after 3 years I was done. He also wore thong pants as he claimed it kept his bits in place as he was packing! Major ick
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Men who are overly tired in the mornings.
Ok I’ve been stalking this thread for days now absolutely wetting myself. Here’s my icks from the latest guy I was seeing;
- After some heavy kissing he looked me in the eyes and said “yeah…yeah”
- Text me saying “Oh god, my bed smells of you” I died
- After some heavy kissing he looked me in the eyes and said “yeah…yeah”
- Text me saying “Oh god, my bed smells of you” I died
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