"The Ick" #4

[ThreeSteaksPam]

This was the man my friend went on one date with… this was the last SS she had. Clearly psychopathic and showing a complete lack of social skills. ONE DATE!!!! I told her she should have said no before the date as he sent her a vid of him doing a headstand That would be ick inducing enough.
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The “duck off” has absolutely ended me

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

This was the man my friend went on one date with… this was the last SS she had. Clearly psychopathic and showing a complete lack of social skills. ONE DATE!!!! I told her she should have said no before the date as he sent her a vid of him doing a headstand That would be ick inducing enough.
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A headstand!? I'd have blocked him there and then! Ha

 

[Facehugger]

Men who can't get their touch right to get their petrol dead on £30 or whatever, they always go 2p over, and dribble down the side when they pull it out as well

 

[JOHN1967]

and dribble down the side when they pull it out as well

I hope to God that you are still talking about petrol.

 

[PrincessCharming]

Now that everyone pays by card do people still do that?

 

[Facehugger]

I hope to God that you are still talking about petrol.

I do like a nice double entendre John of course I am you dirty minded beggar you know the sort, still dribbling out while they pull it out, haven't shook the end properly first then they fan about going to get a bit of paper towel to wipe it off, then get back in moaning 'I stink of petrol now'. Yeah, no wonder, you donut!

 

[holliebollie]

He sent a vid of himself doing a handstand like it was some extreme gymnastic feat. Then we stalked his insta and I said he seemed weird- lots of cheesy quotes with selfies and of course, the double camo hoodie and joggers outfit One coffee date later and he’s gone mental at her for saying something along the lines of, ‘you’re a lovely guy (he wasn’t but think she was scared he would kill her and wear her skin as a coat) but just not for me, I’m sorry.’ She’s just sent me another potential date and I’ve got the ick- a profile pic with one of those banners on it Any banner = a No from me.

 

[Facehugger]

He sent a vid of himself doing a handstand like it was some extreme gymnastic feat. Then we stalked his insta and I said he seemed weird- lots of cheesy quotes with selfies and of course, the double camo hoodie and joggers outfit One coffee date later and he’s gone mental at her for saying something along the lines of, ‘you’re a lovely guy (he wasn’t but think she was scared he would kill her and wear her skin as a coat) but just not for me, I’m sorry.’ She’s just sent me another potential date and I’ve got the ick- a profile pic with one of those banners on it Any banner = a No from me.

He's the sort that would do the handstands naked in the garden every time he knows the next door neighbour is upstairs cleaning her windows

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

(he wasn’t but think she was scared he would kill her and wear her skin as a coat)

This has absolutely cracked me up I know exactly the type of guy and clearly there’s nothing funny about these creeps and I feel for your friend, but your description is

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I decided to snooze my bumble profile back in the middle of January and Escape room guy has just tried to reignite a conversation from 17th Jan. It made me think of this thread.


Men who do yoga

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

I decided to snooze my bumble profile back in the middle of January and Escape room guy has just tried to reignite a conversation from 17th Jan. It made me think of this thread.


Men who do yoga

I will never not laugh at Mr Escape Room Something about it just has me wheezing!

Yoga is bad enough, but I know of a guy who does hot yoga and loves it.

 

[Boadicea1]

Men who put on their dating profiles that you must be able to laugh at their jokes.

I just don't find most people funny and I hate observing and being around forced humour

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I will never not laugh at Mr Escape Room Something about it just has me wheezing!

Yoga is bad enough, but I know of a guy who does hot yoga and loves it.

I thought about replying to him, but I looked at his photos and his hair is like a tuft of yellow candyfloss on his head (well more in the middle of the top of his head, if you get me. He’s receding) and I changed my mind.

Another one from my camera roll.

 

[Boadicea1]

I thought about replying to him, but I looked at his photos and his hair is like a tuft of yellow candyfloss on his head (well more in the middle of the top of his head, if you get me. He’s receding) and I changed my mind.

Another one from my camera roll.

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There are so many men on the dating apps who have a picture of them laying in bed naked. Just why.

It makes me feel sick for some reason, especially when they have a disgusting looking duvet cover on their bed and you know their bedroom is most likely a crap hole.

 

[lurkingaround123]

I thought about replying to him, but I looked at his photos and his hair is like a tuft of yellow candyfloss on his head (well more in the middle of the top of his head, if you get me. He’s receding) and I changed my mind.

Another one from my camera roll.

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All I can see is 5’8 🥲

 

[klarakluckbag]

Any man that puts his star sign in his profile on a dating app .

I've never actually used dating apps, I've been married for about 100 years, but I did get chatting to a hot guy at a party, back in my single days. It was all going sweet until he said, "what's your star sign then, I wonder if we're compatible?" I snogged him anyway, but gave him a fake phone number, got the proper ick haha!

 

[PrincessCharming]

All I can see is 5’8 🥲

Which means 5’4”

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

I was chatting to a guy and it didn't occur to me to ask his height as I'm short. However just before we met he mentioned he was "5'4" and made a huge deal about it and whether I'd still want to see him. When he turned up I genuinely think he was barely 5ft!! But he was also really skinny, his waist was really tiny. It gave me the ick, it was like a boy

 

[BattleAxing]

I was chatting to a guy and it didn't occur to me to ask his height as I'm short. However just before we met he mentioned he was "5'4" and made a huge deal about it and whether I'd still want to see him. When he turned up I genuinely think he was barely 5ft!! But he was also really skinny, his waist was really tiny. It gave me the ick, it was like a boy

Call me shallow but I couldn’t deal with a man shorter than me. Especially that short. I take it this meeting didn’t progress into anything further?

I know someone who’s most recent boyfriend was significantly short, approx 5’4” or smaller and he is quite top heavy in his shoulders with the most skinny waist and child like legs. She showed me this video he sent her of him taking the piss out of himself, he had obviously set the camera up to record on auto then proceeded to walk towards it with his knees in a pair of shoes to make himself look like a dwarf, she didn’t have the word for it, but she was pretty much explaining it gave her the ick and she couldn’t see past it. It wasn’t even my fella and the video seemed to churn my stomach… everything from the creepy knee walking to the heavy breathing and wink at the end. God only knows how bad her ick felt! Judging by her socials I don’t think they lasted much longer, last time we spoke she was trying to find a reason to cool it off without being a witch over it.

 

[BattleAxing]

Men winking is an ick on it’s own.