Very few can pull it off, majority give this vibe:
It’s a good job I’m alone in the office because this made me laugh out loud. How old is/was he?!?Call me shallow but I couldn’t deal with a man shorter than me. Especially that short. I take it this meeting didn’t progress into anything further?
I know someone who’s most recent boyfriend was significantly short, approx 5’4” or smaller and he is quite top heavy in his shoulders with the most skinny waist and child like legs. She showed me this video he sent her of him taking the piss out of himself, he had obviously set the camera up to record on auto then proceeded to walk towards it with his knees in a pair of shoes to make himself look like a dwarf, she didn’t have the word for it, but she was pretty much explaining it gave her the ick and she couldn’t see past it. It wasn’t even my fella and the video seemed to churn my stomach… everything from the creepy knee walking to the heavy breathing and wink at the end. God only knows how bad her ick felt! Judging by her socials I don’t think they lasted much longer, last time we spoke she was trying to find a reason to cool it off without being a witch over it.
Somewhere in his late 30s/early 40s I believe. He was apparently an otherwise very serious, straight to the bone sort of guy too and it was really unexpected of him.It’s a good job I’m alone in the office because this made me laugh out loud. How old is/was he?!?
anything under 6' and under a 46 inch chest is a no, sorry Yeah, I hate beards, always have done. I work in an area with a lot of trendy hipster types, and seeing all these young guys with horrible, full-on long beards is just so icky. Why spend the best-looking years of your life, looking like Brian Blessed? (even he didn't have a beard when he was younger)
Haha, my son's 30 but had a beard since he was 17, nice, short, neatly trimmed. He looks like a 14 year old upside down head without itYeah, I hate beards, always have done. I work in an area with a lot of trendy hipster types, and seeing all these young guys with horrible, full-on long beards is just so icky. Why spend the best-looking years of your life, looking like Brian Blessed? (even he didn't have a beard when he was younger)
I can't understand how their lovely young partners can even contemplate having sex with them, imagine all that hair rubbing all over your face...or anywhere else!
his wife doesn't mind it either Oh, a nice, neatly trimmed beard is fine, my husband sometimes has a short beard and I really like it. I mean those long, bushy ones, like this...Haha, my son's 30 but had a beard since he was 17, nice, short, neatly trimmed. He looks like a 14 year old upside down head without it
I raise you, a wink and a bit of tongue clicking at the same time.
Oh i do like a neat beard on a clean looking fella but this pubic facial hair ruins this gorgeous young man!! And as for the twisted tache…
And double pointing fingers.
Bonus ick points if they can't actually tolerate spicy food but eat it anyway to prove a point, and sit there with a hoarse voice and teary eyes, trying to grin through the pain.
