"The Ick" #4

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Escape room guy has unmatched me! maybe because I haven’t messaged him for well over a week… because I’m on holiday for 2 weeks.
Saw a man wearing a tweed flat cap yesterday at lunch time. It’s 23 degrees here… he was obviously English.
I was clearing out my camera roll and saw this

 

[summacc]

I once heard this from a cooking show, if you ever want to check on the quality of a pizza takeaway, always order a margherita first. The thinking being that if they can't even get that right, the rest of the menu is going to be crap.
OK, I've gone off topic......
ummmmm......
....ok, I've thought of one. Women who wear too short tops but also have a massive gut - like the giantess stacking shelves in the supermarket this morning.

Tbh sometimes a plain margherita pizza from dominos really hits the spot, it’s simple but it works

 

[BattleAxing]

I’m pregnant and very visibly too. A couple of random males have tried to hit on me out in public while I’m waddling around and it gives me the ick!

 

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Baby portrait, tribal combo.

 

[UndrTheCosh]

Any grown adult with a TikTok account. Cringe.

 

[Radio Star]

Men in puffer jackets. Bonus points go to those who wear something along these lines

 

[Flojo89]

Men with bead bracelets that they got in Thailand on their gap ‘yah’. The ick intensifies the older they are. Prince Harry’s one makes my tina seal shut.

 

[UndrTheCosh]

The ‘bikini bottoms pulled up the a crack to resemble a thong‘ holiday photos.

Tacky or what - if I wanted to know what you had for breakfast I’d ask

 

[veevee04]

An old fling who much older than me I was utterly obsessed with him. Then he started saying that's horny about the most mundane things I was doing. I couldn't even say I was doing the washing up without him talking about sex and I'm not a prude ! He was also obsessed with sex outdoors and said he liked the sun on his buttocks. Once I got the ick that was it my fan shriveled up just said it wasn't working for me in the end.

 

[ChampagneBox]

An old fling who much older than me I was utterly obsessed with him. Then he started saying that's horny about the most mundane things I was doing. I couldn't even say I was doing the washing up without him talking about sex and I'm not a prude ! He was also obsessed with sex outdoors and said he liked the sun on his buttocks. Once I got the ick that was it my fan shriveled up just said it wasn't working for me in the end.

The sun on the buttocks tickled me

 

[veevee04]

The sun on the buttocks tickled me

Oh god he was obsessed with sex outdoors like occasionally is hot but he wanted to do it like that all the time got boring he used to have to plan it out like a proper weirdo. Didn't like getting twigs up my a crack in the end. he just couldn't have normal sex . You know when you get the feeling someone is a bit of a wrongun and depraved ? That's the feeling I got from him in the end .

 

[Wholeloadabit]

My friends finance’s username in one of our chats is (first name) (second name) WHUFC, for his favourite football team. The man is mid 30s! I know it’s nothing to do with me but it really bothers me

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

My friends finance’s username in one of our chats is (first name) (second name) WHUFC, for his favourite football team. The man is mid 30s! I know it’s nothing to do with me but it really bothers me

Did you mean 'fiance' not 'finance'?

 

[Jane Tee]

You know when you get the feeling someone is a bit of a wrongun and depraved ? That's the feeling I got from him in the end .
Haha Haha Quote

Does this happen often ?

 

[Wholeloadabit]

Did you mean 'fiance' not 'finance'?

No, definitely meant finance

 

[Facehugger]

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Baby portrait, tribal combo.

That reminds me of that thing that crawled out from under the bed in Toy Story

 

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That reminds me of that thing that crawled out from under the bed in Toy Story

Massive lol!

 

[lurkingaround123]

This man in a meeting I was in yesterday had a pencil case with 3 compartments and was writing in a pencil

 

[Hastaggifted]

A man at the cinema did that awkward ducking / crouching/ tiptoeing run past the screen

 

[Nixxs]

Yoghurt pots or more specifically people scraping them with a spoon. I have to cover my ears. It literally make me gag