"The Ick" #4

[TheSilverFox]

Ok I’ve been stalking this thread for days now absolutely wetting myself. Here’s my icks from the latest guy I was seeing;
- After some heavy kissing he looked me in the eyes and said “yeah…yeah”
- Text me saying “Oh god, my bed smells of you” I died

This has me crying

I might just chuck "men in general" into the ick thread.

 

[E84Blair]

My husband waves like this and God it makes me want a divorce.



I know it's a small thing but it turns my stomach and is the biggest turn-off imaginable.

 

[Cloak]

My boyfriend just took the lid off a muller corner and sat there licking the lid unashamedly for what seemed like six long minutes.

Oh god and then he licked each finger thoroughly. WHY

 

[CherryAcid]

My boyfriend just took the lid off a muller corner and sat there licking the lid unashamedly for what seemed like six long minutes.

Oh god and then he licked each finger thoroughly. WHY

Why do some people scrape and lick a yoghurt pot like it’s crack?!?

 

[Wowitsme]

My boyfriend just took the lid off a muller corner and sat there licking the lid unashamedly for what seemed like six long minutes.

Oh god and then he licked each finger thoroughly. WHY

This reminds me of my daughter, she gives me the ick hourly

 

[hol20x]

Goatees

 

[TheSilverFox]

Why do some people scrape and lick a yoghurt pot like it’s crack?!?

I laughed out loud at this, then realised when I give my children yoghurts I remove the lids and then lick them myself. I do it on purpose too - I'll be pissed off the day they realise they can actually remove the lids and lick them of their own accord. Maybe it is crack?

 

[CherryAcid]

I laughed out loud at this, then realised when I give my children yoghurts I remove the lids and then lick them myself. I do it on purpose too - I'll be pissed off the day they realise they can actually remove the lids and lick them of their own accord. Maybe it is crack?

I do it too when I’m alone but I’m always hyper aware of it if I’m sat with someone haha

 

[busybody]

When adults make Twitter accounts in the voice or style of their pet. E’g ‘Hooman has gone to work today’ ‘mummy bought back fish for my dinner’ proper ick. You’re 40 years old, it’s unnecessary

 

[under the ivy]

Guys who use too many hashtags when they upload pictures on Instagram.

#travel #photo #cuteguys #likeforlike

 

[summacc]

Men who get a juice or a bottle of coke or something from the fridge section instead of ordering coffee/a hot drink in a coffee shop, i went on a date with someone once and he suggested coffee, get there and he does this and I ask him about it and he tells me he doesn’t like coffee or tea or hot chocolate. Why take me out for coffee then you balloon?

 

[Gamu]

I still ick when I think of this, it traumatise me. I read a Jilly Cooper book and the man in it was having an affair and as they had sex he …I am embarrassed to repeat it as it’s just so icky… he said in his posh sex voice “butter bleep, oh butter bleep” I literally gasped in horror

 

[Pink blancmange]

Men who get a juice or a bottle of coke or something from the fridge section instead of ordering coffee/a hot drink in a coffee shop, i went on a date with someone once and he suggested coffee, get there and he does this and I ask him about it and he tells me he doesn’t like coffee or tea or hot chocolate. Why take me out for coffee then you balloon?

Reminds me of a Costa date I had once. We walked in and he went and got a bottle of water from the fridge .

 

[CherryAcid]

I still ick when I think of this, it traumatise me. I read a Jilly Cooper book and the man in it was having an affair and as they had sex he …I am embarrassed to repeat it as it’s just so icky… he said in his posh sex voice “butter bleep, oh butter bleep” I literally gasped in horror

I must read some Jilly Cooper haha

Reminds me of a Costa date I had once. We walked in and he went and got a bottle of water from the fridge .

Speaking of coffee dates, when you go out for coffee with a man and he orders a hot choc with loads of whipped cream and marshmallows like a kid. bonus icks if he gets cream around his mouth and you can do nothing but stare.

 

[HowlOwl]

I must read some Jilly Cooper haha


Speaking of coffee dates, when you go out for coffee with a man and he orders a hot choc with loads of whipped cream and marshmallows like a kid. bonus icks if he gets cream around his mouth and you can do nothing but stare.

That so reminds me of this:

 

[under the ivy]

When guys order margherita pizza

 

[TheSilverFox]

When you ask what drink someone would like and they answer 'hot water' or 'peppermint tea'

 

[Al Fresco]

I still ick when I think of this, it traumatise me. I read a Jilly Cooper book and the man in it was having an affair and as they had sex he …I am embarrassed to repeat it as it’s just so icky… he said in his posh sex voice “butter bleep, oh butter bleep” I literally gasped in horror

Like an old Charles and Camilla phone call

 

[Dogtanian]

When guys order margherita pizza

I once heard this from a cooking show, if you ever want to check on the quality of a pizza takeaway, always order a margherita first. The thinking being that if they can't even get that right, the rest of the menu is going to be crap.
OK, I've gone off topic......
ummmmm......
....ok, I've thought of one. Women who wear too short tops but also have a massive gut - like the giantess stacking shelves in the supermarket this morning.

 

[Merpedy]

Wanting me to cook for him when he's staying round mine
I feel like I wouldn't normally mind but it's not a reciprocated thing or an activity we do together. It feels like I'm caring for a man child