Loool I do this BUT I live alone and it is a waste of money if I'm gonna wee half an hour laterMy mate used to live with a bloke who would leave his wee in the toilet to 'save water'
If I have someone around I flush every time
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If I have someone around I flush every time
That's fair enough I guess. This guy didn't care who was there to encounter his steaming yellow offering.Loool I do this BUT I live alone and it is a waste of money if I'm gonna wee half an hour later
If I have someone around I flush every time
I also get major ick from frugality in a man so double ick
Toilet talk continuing.. A bloke once said to me “if it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s yellow let it mellow” 
There are so many things that give me the ick it's a miracle I'm married with children 
I need to think about this...
I need to think about this...
I used to get the ick with really random stuff. I dated someone once who made a weird noise - like a 'ah, ah ah, ahhhh' when he bought a Lord of the Rings DVD. Instant ick. Can't really explain it, just killed it dead.
Another one used the phrase "I want you to *uck me now" to indicate he'd like me to go on top. Said in a baby voice. Nope! instant, never to be recovered ick.
My mum once told me about her dating life before marrying my dad. All very tame but she was brutal with her ick. One chap turned up to take her out wearing a red jumper. That was the ick for her. She went on the date but she already knew there wouldn't be another purely due to this poor sod's jumper. I always imagine this guy getting ready for his date, feeling all fresh in his brand new jumper, not realising it didn't matter how courteous or how funny he was, he was already doomed
Another one used the phrase "I want you to *uck me now" to indicate he'd like me to go on top. Said in a baby voice. Nope! instant, never to be recovered ick.
My mum once told me about her dating life before marrying my dad. All very tame but she was brutal with her ick. One chap turned up to take her out wearing a red jumper. That was the ick for her. She went on the date but she already knew there wouldn't be another purely due to this poor sod's jumper. I always imagine this guy getting ready for his date, feeling all fresh in his brand new jumper, not realising it didn't matter how courteous or how funny he was, he was already doomed
Poor oral hygiene
Jamie Oliver
Olly Murs
Messy eaters
Long finger/toe nails
Too much saliva (see Jamie Oliver)
Weird dress sense
Bad trainers
Feathery strokers and every single thing it encompasses
(that list is endless)
Jamie Oliver
Olly Murs
Messy eaters
Long finger/toe nails
Too much saliva (see Jamie Oliver)
Weird dress sense
Bad trainers
Feathery strokers and every single thing it encompasses
(that list is endless)
I read the “ah ah ah ahhh” sounds like a chimpanzee going crazyI used to get the ick with really random stuff. I dated someone once who made a weird noise - like a 'ah, ah ah, ahhhh' when he bought a Lord of the Rings DVD. Instant ick. Can't really explain it, just killed it dead.
Another one used the phrase "I want you to *uck me now" to indicate he'd like me to go on top. Said in a baby voice. Nope! instant, never to be recovered ick.
My mum once told me about her dating life before marrying my dad. All very tame but she was brutal with her ick. One chap turned up to take her out wearing a red jumper. That was the ick for her. She went on the date but she already knew there wouldn't be another purely due to this poor sod's jumper. I always imagine this guy getting ready for his date, feeling all fresh in his brand new jumper, not realising it didn't matter how courteous or how funny he was, he was already doomed
Lads that put kisses my boyfriend always puts 'xx' even though I don't send him any i say to him it does my head in, but he still does it
my boyfriend always puts 'xx' even though I don't send him any i say to him it does my head in, but he still does it 
Am I insane. I don’t like it when they do this or an x after every text / sentence or when they put more kisses the more they’re excited. But then when they don’t I’m seething with anger like give me 10 Xs pleaseLads that put kisses
Tbf I'm that used to him putting x's that the odd chance he doesnt i immediately think he is in a mood with meAm I insane. I don’t like it when they do this or an x after every text / sentence or when they put more kisses the more they’re excited. But then when they don’t I’m seething with anger like give me 10 Xs please
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Its not a bad thing reading this thread that i married young and had kids, my husband has multiple ick things which I didn’t notice in the first flush of romance! If i had not met him and was still single id say i would never meet anyoneThere are so many things that give me the ick it's a miracle I'm married with children
I need to think about this...
Every few weeks I’ll reel off the new things on here to my bf, he loves itIts not a bad thing reading this thread that i married young and had kids, my husband has multiple ick things which I didn’t notice in the first flush of romance! If i had not met him and was still single id say i would never meet anyone
No, it was sort of tunefulI read the “ah ah ah ahhh” sounds like a chimpanzee going crazy
Just thought of a MEGA ick. I used to work with a woman who would spread margarine really thick on crackers for lunch (think thicker than the cracker itself)... then scrap it off with the nail on her index finger and suck it.
Men driving fiat 500s.
Why? I don't get the problem.
I personally think it’s a feminine car. You generally see young girls driving them round here and it’s just stuck
Loool yes this
I heard really loud rave music and turned to see a man about 50 with no top on driving down the street in a fiat 500
it just looked so wrong he looked ridiculous so yep that’s an ick for me too!!!
Needy men. Like texting five mins after you’ve left them and then running if you don’t text back within a nano second !
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