I have to ask "why"?
“The Ick” #2
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When a man wears a leather jacket 
Especially if it’s brownWhen a man wears a leather jacket
A handsome man walking his dog this morning called his dog, with a full on "dog" voice. Instant ick
I raise you ... grey. But there’s still worse - burgundy!
No..... Green
White! I've had a few dates with guys who have shown up wearing white leather jackets. Instant ick!No..... Green
... in 2021?
Who do they think they are, Alex Turner or someone like that?
Its even worse if its a middle aged guy, clinging onto trying to be younger, blokes in leather jackets just look like such try hards.Who do they think they are, Alex Turner or someone like that?
I remember a work Xmas do and loads of the older men turned up in slim jeans and leather jackets, they were all 40+. With shiny brogues. Ick.
Going back about 10 years or so actually... in 2021?
definitely was unacceptable then too!
Oh God 
I remember going on a date with a guy last year, I think he was about 36. He turned up wearing a pair of those bootcut jeans that look like they’ve been spattered with white paint, the ones that were all the rage in about 2009. He had them tucked into a pair of black biker-esque boots just to add insult to paint-spattered injury. All he was missing was a Von Dutch cap and one of those Jesus Rocks belts from All Saints. Immediate ick
I remember going on a date with a guy last year, I think he was about 36. He turned up wearing a pair of those bootcut jeans that look like they’ve been spattered with white paint, the ones that were all the rage in about 2009. He had them tucked into a pair of black biker-esque boots just to add insult to paint-spattered injury. All he was missing was a Von Dutch cap and one of those Jesus Rocks belts from All Saints. Immediate ick 
That is hilarious. I remember I was seeing someone a coupe, of years ago and he thought he was the dogs bollocks cos owned firetrap clothes. I wore firetrap when I was 15 years old. 20 years ago!Oh God
That is hilarious. I remember I was seeing someone a coupe, of years ago and he thought he was the dogs bollocks cos owned firetrap clothes. I wore firetrap when I was 15 years old. 20 years ago!
You couldn’t beat a Firetrap t-shirt with a pair of Miss Sixty jeans back in the day! And those Bench utility pants every man and his dog used to have.I take it you met him off an app? Was his dress sense not as bad on his photos?
Splattered bootcuts
I’m still chucklingOf course I didI take it you met him off an app? Was his dress sense not as bad on his photos?
Splattered bootcuts
Tinder, shock horror. In all his photos he was either at the gym or at work in his shirt and tie, so there was no way of knowing what was about to befall me until he strode into the bar we were meeting at looking like he’d just been glossing his skirting boards “Kids in the pic arent mine, my niece/nephew”
“6ft because apparently that matters”
“Single dad to a 6 month old bull terrier, he needs a step mum”
cya 
“6ft because apparently that matters”
“Single dad to a 6 month old bull terrier, he needs a step mum”
cya The "apparently that matters" is the worst. That and "does anyone actually talk on here?". I know they're trying to show that they're "cool" and not bothered, but it always comes across as butt hurt and passive aggressive. Not to mention lacking in creativity!“Kids in the pic arent mine, my niece/nephew”
“6ft because apparently that matters”
“Single dad to a 6 month old bull terrier, he needs a step mum”
yes!! It makes them look like they’ve been ghosted a million times but with patter like that, I’m not surprised!!The "apparently that matters" is the worst. That and "does anyone actually talk on here?". I know they're trying to show that they're "cool" and not bothered, but it always comes across as butt hurt and passive aggressive. Not to mention lacking in creativity!
“...Apparently it matters” well yeh, it does to me because I’m almost 5’10 and we all know when they say they are 6’, they actually mean 5’9 
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