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“The Ick” #2
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Do you mean Pete?? Urghh any lad who would talk about sex/orgasming/the size of their nob to their sister would instantly give me the ick!! I get proper inbred vibes off them
That's the one!! Pete Pigeon FaceDo you mean Pete?? Urghh any lad who would talk about sex/orgasming/the size of their nob to their sister would instantly give me the ick!! I get proper inbred vibes off them
Yup their relationship is weird as duck!!
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Here's a thing...I actually am a librarian
You wouldn't believe the amount of 'sexy librarian' jokes I get when I am definitely not the sexy type lmao. Picking up loads of mouldy books, talking to old people all day...yeah my job is really sexy!It does irritate me though. Like I know it's fairly novel (no pun intended) but I'd prefer to be asked about it like they actually have some interest in me instead of just spouting hilarious cliches that get tiring very quickly. I imagine it's the same for some other jobs and their sexualised stereotypes. But it's men, so what do you expect!
Men with massive turn ups on their jeans 
When they can’t handle sarcasm. A guy had his job title as ‘import and export handler’ so I made a joke suggesting he was a dealer. He then sent me a page long paragraph about being on my high horse and how much he earned.
I just put, mate, it’s a joke.
I just put, mate, it’s a joke.
3 quarter length trousers 
Cuffed jeans, wtf 
Hate the pockets on the legs too, usually bulging with a mobile phone !
Can't stand a full on beard! I don't mind abit of stubble but I don't want to feel like I've got your pubes in my mouth when I'm just giving you a kiss
Totally agree! I Hate beards.Can't stand a full on beard! I don't mind abit of stubble but I don't want to feel like I've got your pubes in my mouth when I'm just giving you a kiss
A new ick of mine is seeing men wearing the complimentary hotel slippers down to breakfast or even worse, at the pool! Screams cheap and no etiquette.
Also men exhibiting behaviour that we ridicule fellow girls for ie putting an x after every sentence, writing stupid inspirational quotes on pics that bear no relevance, idolising reality TV mats, Turkey teeth, excessive use of emojis, stupid slang like bae
Also men exhibiting behaviour that we ridicule fellow girls for ie putting an x after every sentence, writing stupid inspirational quotes on pics that bear no relevance, idolising reality TV mats, Turkey teeth, excessive use of emojis, stupid slang like bae
This might sound a little crass/indelicate, but by the same token I don't like "beards down below" on women!Can't stand a full on beard! I don't mind abit of stubble but I don't want to feel like I've got your pubes in my mouth when I'm just giving you a kiss
Being a les I have across some quite thick/matted pubic triangles on girlfriends. And its not a particularly great "adventure" shall we say
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Not really a carpet muncher then are you MD ? 
I had braces until I was in my mid twenties and I ended having to ask them to shave or wax after I found a Pube in my braces the next morning
I much prefer to "munch" on laminateNot really a carpet muncher then are you MD ?
My ex used to complain if I'd leave a day between shaving yet he wouldn't even tidy himself up. Don't come at me whilst you're looking like a Brillo pad!
What a gob. There’s barely any growth in 24 hours!! Well, for me personally. Just makes it red and blotchy
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