“The Ick” #2

[Facehugger]

Picked her up from her house

She came out drinking a Monster [strike 1]

And then casually flung the empty can into the rear footwell when she was done [strikes 2 through 108]

Insta-nope.

Sake, If she'd done that in my car she'd be shoved out, I don't even throw my own rubbish in it

 

[mochibean]

Has anyone said men who sit down to wee yet?

I have a friend who does this when he's drunk so he doesn't make a mess. At least it's considerate
Definitely an ick if they're sober though.

 

[ChampagneBox]

Errghhh!!
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Who else had a gander at his insta? he’s private but I saw all I needed to see

 

[265]

When men wear branded clothes and you can tell they really think they are special. I'd rather a plain white t shirt than one with some horrible brand name all over it.

Depends on the brand, personally I'm quite happy with a small logo of my dirt cheap t-shirts which are extremely comfortable.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Are we talking about the adult version of kids scooters or mobility scooters ?

 

[GeorgeP123]

I am laughing at you and this rato owning phobia in a nice way though. bless him, he's an animal lover, much better that than be some psycho who tortures the poor bloody things whatever age he is. If he's nice, so what he's got a rat, that's not ickable at all he'll at least be able to deal with a mouse or something if ever one invades his house, rather than stood on a chair screaming for his mammy

EXACTLY. THANK-YOU. he's so nice...mine does just get over this ridiculous ICK

 

[265]

Men driving fiat 500s.

Why? I don't get the problem.

 

[Facehugger]

To be honest I’m not that fussy A bed with clean bedding, no suspicious stains, doesn’t smell, not covered in animal hair.

@Facehugger - his cat was gorgeous but I just don’t like pets in the bedroom, on or in the bed, and definitely not there when you’re trying to sleep or undertake other activities...

Oh, should also mention that the ex had kept the bed frame and mattress the previous owner had left behind, so he was sleeping directly on a second-hand mattress which was also covered in stains

Bless you, I'm not bothered either as long as it's clean like you say, I couldn't care less if a duvet cover's got bloody Toy Story or flowers on it I'm just interested in opinions on it, that's all

 

[265]

I’ve just been out with a lot of Mummy’s boys and it gets quite draining!

Well I can assure you I'm not one of them.

 

[Hodgies]

Some more tinder trash to share with you all... I unsubscribed to tinder gold and then foolishly signed up again when they offered it for half price for 1 month, complete waste of money

Zesty as fuck?
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Anyone who claims they are a legend is absolutely not a legend
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Oh yes that well known saying ‘the older the berry the sweeter the juice’
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Ok now we’re talking (post lockdown obvs), if only he wasn’t 99% likely to be a catfish

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Zesty...wtf does that mean

 

[skvallertant]

Grey joggers....DESGUSTANGGG

I know they're (trackies, joggers, pj's) "comfy" or whatever, but I honestly don't find jeans uncomfortable, so I don't get the whole "it's comfy" thing. I've got ick over so many guys from seeing them in joggers at home

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I read the “ah ah ah ahhh” sounds like a chimpanzee going crazy

No, it was sort of tuneful

 

[265]

all I could could of after was the image of a drooling dog, now that's enough to give anyone the ick

There I do agree

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Got a new 'ick' - men pulling faces and gurning in every photo of them. Especially on dating apps. Can they just smile or have a normal expression, not one eyebrow cocked and their face screwed up like they're on the loo?!

To be fair, women can be just as bad with their exaggerated pouty-lip expressions!

 

[Facehugger]

My 40 year old ex used to call his mam mummy. You’re a 6ft4 bloke from Newcastle and built like a rugby player ffs!! Whenever he would go to buy the Christmas tree he would have to go with his ‘mummy’ or even bloody food shopping

Oh heck! Lol, no, I get called 'Mother' we each do our own online shops and live separate lives really just like housemates would

 

[ProphecyGirl]

In the bin

Yep safe so say I cancelled that date hahah

 

[This.is.me]

Zesty...wtf does that mean

No idea, makes me think of a

 

[37BBL]

Men who carry an umbrella around with them.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

You couldn’t beat a Firetrap t-shirt with a pair of Miss Sixty jeans back in the day! And those Bench utility pants every man and his dog used to have.

I take it you met him off an app? Was his dress sense not as bad on his photos?
Splattered bootcuts I’m still chuckling

 

[Woolmercardington]

What mark did she give him!?

Haha, I think she just ignored the text, if I remember correctly. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been anything above a two, though