“The Ick” #2

[Facehugger]

Well, hello there....

Hahaha! This needs some clarification, I can see it going South rapidly and me getting into bother

This good

And this

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Oh, and I saw her piss in the communal sink a couple of times too

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I once went out with a guy who performed a lil dance (Not sexual, get your minds out the gutter, literally just a dance) to his favourite song ‘azonto’ while I sat there like and although it’s an absolute tune to this day I can’t listen to it, and we’re talking 6 years ago

Omg hahahahhaha what kind of moves did he do?!!

 

[265]

Men that are fashion bloggers.

I have to ask "why"?

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I went back to a guys house once and he had football curtains. He was 25+

I take it you're also not one for the football strip tops some blokes wear as ordinary clothing?

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Yes, this is really irritating. Kept happening when I was last on Tinder. One bloke constantly popping up no matter how many times I aggressively swiped left. Worse thing was that he was the spitting image of David Walliams!

It probably is him! Ive heard lots on him being creepy as hell

 

[Mollydog]

Tell us more about naked mole man. He sounds intriguing!

Take a look at page 24

 

[The Devils Arse]

The thread in advice about teeth snapping.

 

[alwayslurkin]

Are you in Scotland?

Haha no in Manchester

 

[Kim Mild]

Oh I do, not sure but I think that came in with Alternative Comedy and kind of stuck.

Four wedding and a funeral.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men who start their tinder bio with “I like to travel” fuck off !!!!! It doesn’t make you sound interesting you sound like a twat .
I like to travel too - back & too to work like a normal person & a holiday abroad every year ! . Just because you went on a gap year 15 years ago pal doesn’t mean your into travelling

yea these are the typical “hi how are you ?” ........ “I’m good thanks you?” .......... “yea good thanks , where you from?” ........... “I’m from (such & such)” ............. conversation over

I bet he has girls falling over themselves to get to him

 

[Woolmercardington]

Four wedding and a funeral.

Much earlier than that. I remember it in the late 80's

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

You wouldn't have liked my Snoopy duvet cover, then.

That’s just reminded me of my snoopy hairdryer I had

 

[Lovethesun]

yes. I used to work in a retail and every summer we'd get men come into our store with no tops on, tattoos with "no regrets" or some other bullshit across their chest, and then usually something like "Mckenzie-leigh" down their arm, belly hanging over their shorts, with their hand down their pants. Was fucking disgusting and I did NOT get paid enough to see it.

Chav name at its best

 

[StrattyNeet]

Another thing that i find cringe is when they include their kids names on their social media accounts like Paul, Kayleee,Jayden, Khaleesi, Tyler Smith.

That approach worked for Rio Ferdinand

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Ugh the sea shanty, yes totally agree

I’ve got the blummin tune stuck in my head now

 

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“The Ick” #3

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[Phoenix Lazarus]

Much earlier than that. I remember it in the late 80's

I first heard it used on the late-night show O.T.T, presented by Chris Tarrant and Lenny Henry. That was back in 1982.

 

[Flossy2019]

Men who sort of ....bounce on the balls of their feet when they walk. Does anyone know what I mean by this?!

Yesss I know someone who does this and he looks hilarious doing it.

 

[Facehugger]

Can't remember which song it was but didn't Shakin Stevens do a song about having sex with virgins??

I can't remember either. I'm just off to burn all my old vinyl, including The Police