“The Ick” #2

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Oh god, that reminds me. A friend had a Match date years ago. She arrived first and sat down. He then came in, made a beeline for her and really loudly exclaimed, "SO... WHATDAYA THINK!?" and did a little shimmy

Eta - Totally forgot, he then text her later that night and asked her to mark him out of ten!!!

What mark did she give him!?

 

[Facehugger]

Actually no, I'm a motorcycle courier who busts his balls all year around.

Well I think you would be cold after that then, and being as it's still been bloody frigid & snowing this week

I can't see being cold is an 'ick' tho, my mate is on blood thinners & arthritis meds so is always cold, I'd hate a woman to ick the poor sod just for that

 

[StormSolitaire]

Nah lol just when they haven’t locked the door and you walk in on them

 

[HowlOwl]

Can't remember which song it was but didn't Shakin Stevens do a song about having sex with virgins??

Which song is that? Looking up his songs ... even Green Door seems to have a hidden meaning!

 

[Gamu]

I've saved a few pounds with my Nectar card. Why would you mind that?

I don't mind if you save money.

 

[265]

Which song is that? Looking up his songs ... even Green Door seems to have a hidden meaning!

I really can't remember.

 

[Lovethesun]

I walked past some bloke the other day and he was scoffing a kfc on his own in his car. We made eye contact and it was sooooo awkward

They eat like animals aswell because they think no one can see them

 

[StrattyNeet]

Euwwwwww gross

Sounds like she could be Priti Patel

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I don't mind if you save money.

You said you minded supermarket loyalty cards for some reason, though.

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

My parents are from the middle east but I was born here. I get the ick when men try and find out my ethnicity but through a roundabout way like "oh you have such wonderful exotic features, where are you from?" or "you have lovely tan skin, where are you from?"

They sound CHARMING
I have a fairly unusual name but you can see from my pictures on dating apps I am white. I had a guy ask me last year what was my "ethnicity"

 

[Facehugger]

And there was me thinking I was the one with Goldfish memory syndrome...

You are.

 

[Facehugger]

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. This is almost the first thing our new neighbours in Spain said to us.

We were told to leave it too when we went on holiday in Spain as water was in short supply put a bit of bleach down, job's a goodun

 

[265]

Hell yeah! Bald heads and goatee beards for me thank you

Well that's me buggered.

 

[Facehugger]

Dr Hook needs to sign a register.

I don't think there is one against singing songs about having sex with a woman blimey, what did you think of Frankie Goes To Hollywood? Dear me

 

[Very traditional]

It was an earlier one, I think it was Rachael's holiday which was the first of her books I read - if not one of the other early ones. God she's funny.

It was a Marian Keyes; Anybody Out There I think...I cried laughing at the description .

 

[Pink blancmange]

Oh god, so do I!!! I kinda hope for the sake of womankind it’s the same guy

No way!! Is this work place in London?

 

[Lilyrodse11]

When they post thirst traps

 

[Facehugger]

Omg, stop

You started it

 

[Dogtanian]

Hell yeah! Bald heads and goatee beards for me thank you

Well, hello there....

 

[Kittypops]

This has made my day

Pleased to be of service fellow grunka @ComeForTheX StayForTheY