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There was a bloke in the garage this morning who bent down to tie his shoes as his lace had come undone, and I was like absolutely bleeping not 
Same . . Absolutely CANNOT cope with the bunched up sleeve feelingI do this
sorry to be an ick, but for me the ick is the sensation of my sleeves all bunched up inside the coat
Yeah but if he tripped on it that would have icked you tooThere was a bloke in the garage this morning who bent down to tie his shoes as his lace had come undone, and I was like absolutely bleeping not
Haha, absolutelyYeah but if he tripped on it that would have icked you too
The followings words:
- Bulbous
- Curd
- Fester
- Fetus
- Gurgle
- Jowls
- Maggots
- Moist
- Mucus
- Munch
- Orifice
- Panties
- Phlegm
- Roaches
- Slurp
- Squirt
- Vomit
- Yolk
On the way to a train station I was icked by a man was making theatrical movements when his dog pulled on its lead, as if he was walking a Great Dane. It was a cockapoo 
Can I add secretion, flaccid and flubber
either of the justins (bieber and timberlake) dancing
I washed my bulbous jowls but still felt ill. I looked like a fetus in the bathroom mirror. I had phlegm and mucus from having a munch on too much yolk and curd the night before.
I checked on my pet maggots and roaches who gave a little gurgle in response then pulled my moist panties out of my orifice and gave my coffee a slurp after adding a squirt of cream. Once I’d cleaned up the vomit left to fester on the floor by the dog I was ready to face the day!
I hope you never work in a hospital
Im sure it'll have been mentioned before, noisy eating, but I've just been sat opposite someone who was crunching LOUDLY on crisps. It was obviously back teeth crunching which seemed to make it even worse AND louder, add to that, heavy breathing and bag rustling. .
OMG, the rage churning in my stomach was next level
OMG, the rage churning in my stomach was next level
You forgot yeast and crevice
When the sleeves of their coat is too long and only the tips of their fingers are seen. Bonus points if they’re carrying a backpack on both shoulders but one of the coat shoulders has started to slip down.
Squidge
I have a silly little crush on my boss just because it helps get the days in and today was hit with a triple whammy of icks where my colleague described him (accurately) as a golden retriever, then on a teams call later that day I suddenly noticed his resemblance to an ex boyfriend of mine, and in addition at one point i glanced at him and he was sitting with a gormless expression.
I will have to work past the icks as having a harmless little crush keeps me motivated at work.
I will have to work past the icks as having a harmless little crush keeps me motivated at work.
Squelch, squash, cheesy
A man counting out his exact change in the shop to pay.
Any man who calls Britain 'Blighty'