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balloon releases for dead people. what's the bleeping point?
When my boyfriend has a rucksack and water bottle and an umbrella with him when he goes out 
My fella has a raincoat that he folds and puts in a bag that's made from the same material as the raincoatWhen my boyfriend has a rucksack and water bottle and an umbrella with him when he goes out
I think you just won this threadMy fella has a raincoat that he folds and puts in a bag that's made from the same material as the raincoat
I gave my OH a little umbrella to use to walk to the station the other week and he's kept it and it's making me feel all blehhhhWhen my boyfriend has a rucksack and water bottle and an umbrella with him when he goes out
I hate when people give tiny dogs aggressive names, thinking they’re so funny. It was funny the first time, it’s old and tired now. Same with people calling their sausage dogs Frank.If they own a big, mean looking dog with a butch name, bonus if they own multiple dogs of dangerous breeds.
Another ick from my fella this morning........
He took some leftover pasta for lunch today and he said......'yummy yummy get in my tummy'
Just duck off
He took some leftover pasta for lunch today and he said......'yummy yummy get in my tummy'
Just duck off
I take it you're now single?Another ick from my fella this morning........
He took some leftover pasta for lunch today and he said......'yummy yummy get in my tummy'
Just duck off
It's only since I've been following this thread that I have some to the realisation that he is just a bleeping walking, talking ick.
Its only taken me 12 years to come to this conclusion
He must have his good points, though ? xxIt's only since I've been following this thread that I have some to the realisation that he is just a bleeping walking, talking ick.
Its only taken me 12 years to come to this conclusion
Ah yeah he does, he's really kind, albeit icky
A man with an overly complicated coffee order -
Along the lines of -
'Can I get a grande mocha espresso cinnamon macchiato frappuccino cold brew iced chai caramel white chocolate green matcha latte americano medium roast flat white pumpkin spiced cappuccino with 1/2 skimmed vanilla milk, 1/2 almond milk, 1 pump of sugar free vanilla syrup and an extra shot of salted caramel espresso....to go please'
Along the lines of -
'Can I get a grande mocha espresso cinnamon macchiato frappuccino cold brew iced chai caramel white chocolate green matcha latte americano medium roast flat white pumpkin spiced cappuccino with 1/2 skimmed vanilla milk, 1/2 almond milk, 1 pump of sugar free vanilla syrup and an extra shot of salted caramel espresso....to go please'
Why men say they’re good at hugging.
It is a very challenging thing to do
A man going into a shop and browsing through the different air fresheners and trying to smell them through the packaging
One of the male lecturers I work with calls our students 'gang'
He's like 'welcome gang, who is ready to get an education today?'
Get fucked Pal
He's like 'welcome gang, who is ready to get an education today?'
Get fucked Pal
Definitely with you on this!
I read online that his tit jokes are written down as a list in front of him and he ticks them off as he says them!
I cringe inside out watching everyone fawn over him, trying to laugh the loudest at his shite banter and calling him LoRd SuGaR. 🫣