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Tiny enamel bowls - 18.49 euro each. So frugal
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Heavy hitting debate with Alexā¦.āis splatterwear (what?) over?" 
Surely splatterwear is what happens when you follow through on a fart?
Tell me you have too much time on your hands without telling me!!
Wtf. Iām in probably her target demographic, 30 something woman with no kids and some disposable income and Iāve never thought about splatterware or how fashionable it is/isnāt or whether I should buy someā¦!
Wtf. Iām in probably her target demographic, 30 something woman with no kids and some disposable income and Iāve never thought about splatterware or how fashionable it is/isnāt or whether I should buy someā¦!
God Almighty, she really has little to be doing.
She loves a passive aggressive emoji doesnāt she?
Splatterware is a prime example of an Insta fuelled trend which will look soooo dated in a year or so. Alex isnāt the only one who goes on about loving it like itās a personality trait - Katherine O & Sarah Douceur are the same. Itās really not very original or unique at all!!
Gaaah the sound of her voice makes me feel physically sick. This is a gross way to describe it but it sounds like the inside of her mouth is coated in a super thick saliva like the consistency of porridge or something. Grim
side note, I do like the splatter pattern, it's cute. does not need to be on everything though and don't need to just mindlessly purchase something just because it's splatter pattern when you don't even need more plates
side note, I do like the splatter pattern, it's cute. does not need to be on everything though and don't need to just mindlessly purchase something just because it's splatter pattern when you don't even need more plates
Alex can preach all she likes that sheās delighted that splatterware (or any other trend) is now all over the place because itās accessible to everyone and she just feels happy about this. Such crap coming from her.
Alex has bought into this trend and has the splatterware all over her house, we all know how she loves acquiring stuff - give it a year or so and sheāll have to get rid of some of it to give space to her next fad. Whereas if she only had a few pieces of it, it could sit alongside her new acquisitions.
The majority of people have no interest in the trends in homewares anyway. For delph, most go for classic white from IKEA budgets upwards, or Denby or whatever and then add to/replace when needed. Then they might add serve-ware/bowls, platters perhaps in a single colour or more mix and match but few get rid of it all after a few years because theyāve become bored of it which will happen if youāve bought in excess and your home is swamped by the same pattern! Itās a bit bland and un-imaginative to have a splatterware toothbrush holder in your bathroom, splatterware vases in your living room, splatterware delph in your kitchen, splatterware lunchboxes, etc.
And then in a comment on the same post, to say you donāt really know whatās in fashion anymore. As if, coming from someone who has to constantly link latest trends and fashion so we can all click on those affiliate links.
Alex has bought into this trend and has the splatterware all over her house, we all know how she loves acquiring stuff - give it a year or so and sheāll have to get rid of some of it to give space to her next fad. Whereas if she only had a few pieces of it, it could sit alongside her new acquisitions.
The majority of people have no interest in the trends in homewares anyway. For delph, most go for classic white from IKEA budgets upwards, or Denby or whatever and then add to/replace when needed. Then they might add serve-ware/bowls, platters perhaps in a single colour or more mix and match but few get rid of it all after a few years because theyāve become bored of it which will happen if youāve bought in excess and your home is swamped by the same pattern! Itās a bit bland and un-imaginative to have a splatterware toothbrush holder in your bathroom, splatterware vases in your living room, splatterware delph in your kitchen, splatterware lunchboxes, etc.
And then in a comment on the same post, to say you donāt really know whatās in fashion anymore. As if, coming from someone who has to constantly link latest trends and fashion so we can all click on those affiliate links.
Iām sorry but if my friend gifted me a razor Iād be having words 
Kate from her team had to go and film the bowls in real life
Itās exhausting enough trying to keep up with trends in clothes and accessories and makeup, I donāt understand who has the time and money to stay abreast of homeware trends on top. Surely Alex doesnāt, being a) so strapped for cash she canāt afford a loaf of nice bread, and b) so time-poor with her 2 kids and full time job?
Oh. Ohā¦
Oh. Ohā¦
Itās the way influencers squeeze the life out of everything that does it for me. Trends will always come and go but influencers canāt let anything justā¦ be. Itās not, hereās my new splatterware fruit bowl. Itās reel after bleeping reel about every tiny aspect - where to shop for splatterware. My favourite splatterware. Have I got too much splatterware. Did you know you can enamel splatterware. Give it a bleeping rest.
They get any tiny idea, it gets a bit of traction and they are so lazy they make it part of their personality until no one ever wants to know about it ever again. Nothing to do with what is available to buy at IKEA.
They get any tiny idea, it gets a bit of traction and they are so lazy they make it part of their personality until no one ever wants to know about it ever again. Nothing to do with what is available to buy at IKEA.
Just noticed weāre at the end of a thread, really racing through them arenāt we?!
thought Iād write out Alexās List of Gifts forFriends People You Pretend To Like But Really Are Jealous Of Because They Married A Rich And Non Greasy Man:
- Poundshop or Post Office candles wrapped in a stingy piece of expensive ribbon that you got free with a PR gift (but no more than 2, steady on!)
- Reduced supermarket flowers wrapped in a chic piece of designer paper that cost Ā£5 alone
- Ikea splatterware
- A razor that you got as a freebie
- Anything, as long as youāve made it look chic with washi tape
Whatād I miss?
thought Iād write out Alexās List of Gifts for
- Poundshop or Post Office candles wrapped in a stingy piece of expensive ribbon that you got free with a PR gift (but no more than 2, steady on!)
- Reduced supermarket flowers wrapped in a chic piece of designer paper that cost Ā£5 alone
- Ikea splatterware
- A razor that you got as a freebie
- Anything, as long as youāve made it look chic with washi tape
Whatād I miss?
Frozen ready meals you get a kickback on for undisclosed ads
I saw an old picture of her recently back when I started to follow her and actually liked her style.
She is now unrecognisable.
Even noticed her nose looks different! Like itās grown, maybe thatās why she sounds like she canāt breathe properly.
She is now unrecognisable.
Even noticed her nose looks different! Like itās grown, maybe thatās why she sounds like she canāt breathe properly.
Unless Iām mistaken, she didnāt disclose that itās an affiliate link. Why is she trying to hide this?
āI donāt follow trendsā is the influencerās āIām not like other girlsā in that it is absolute bull.
I donāt follow trends, says literal clothes horse fashion victim obsessed with wide leg jeans (current trend) serial killer glasses (current trend) every shoe ever released (the must have Birkenstocks, new balance, the designer converse) and everything released each āseasonā (a word literally made up by retailers to make sure you keep buying endless stuff every month/sniff of different weather)
My word.
I donāt follow trends, says literal clothes horse fashion victim obsessed with wide leg jeans (current trend) serial killer glasses (current trend) every shoe ever released (the must have Birkenstocks, new balance, the designer converse) and everything released each āseasonā (a word literally made up by retailers to make sure you keep buying endless stuff every month/sniff of different weather)
My word.
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