What is that reel with her rambling on about not having the right storage in her food cupboards and not knowing what to do about storing her crisps?
You’re 39 with two kids Alex, we’re not talking rocket science here.
Oh my GOD! What is that all about?! "How do you store things in corner cupboards?" WHAT?! "Do I need more storage for my storage?" No, you just need to put stuff away tidily you absolute
bleeping melt. GOD she bugs me. I'm sure she's really nice and a decent person but she's so wet and useless. And as for the comment about Dopey (thank you whoever christened Chris that!
) taking 6 weeks off work (what "work" would that be?) to tile the other bit of the garden, well words almost fail me. Six effing weeks?!!! It's like a weekends worth of DIYing! I can't make up my mind if these 2 are deliberately trolling us or if they really are this utterly pathetic.
Edited because I clearly wasn't finished ranting
The flat cross body bags are putting me in the mood for murder and I have no idea how she got a styling gig with Sezane because she's managed to make all the outfits look like
tit. The foot out at right angles stance is so unflattering. How does she not know this - she's a stylist!