Could that smile (?) be any more fake.... jeezuz!
The Chateau Diaries #91 It's really time for a revolution and most of all for guillotines
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wow, interesting! Tony and Michael Moore got mentioned!!Did you hear him give a shout out to Tony from LA. I was in shock
Interesting tidbit ... about a month ago our family was out for supper and I over heard a woman at the next table talking about Chateaux in France, and then mentioned the program Rob runs out of his chateau for young people ... so I perked up and said "hey, I watch chateaux youtube shows and I had watched some of his" ... and turns out she is going to Rob's chateau next spring for 6 weeks to volunteer! I can't tell you how random that was, considering where I live!
....because she accidentally found Metherick's Christmas ornament box...?
There seems to be a lot of new Tartlets! Welcome, everyone! There is an unofficial Tartlet Tradition of explaining what it was that drove you here. It's a great way to introduce yourselves. Feel free to share your stories (if you are so inclined) and again, welcome!
SJ, you be Prancer, I’ll be Dancer and do my Charleston. Your right it would be better with real deer
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I got Debra deer from woodland watch. Oh you want real reindeer.
Yes sir, no more Christmas vomit or poo. Yes sir, we can donate gag $ to your kids around the world toy charity.
No reindeer but Santa gave me this. Usually I’m allergic but it’s special from Santa. Your right, Davy is diabetic he should have my special sweet.
Well at least they will be on YouTube for posterity when the relationship gets packed away.
Yes I had fun putting up the tree with you old boyfriends
Don’t be silly I’ll help you shop for your x-boyfriends
Finished wrapped gifts for all the men in you life. I’m a bit tired but sure I can do laundry.
Wait a minute these are not my clothes but I got them from our bedroom.
I think she defers to men for decisions and being rescued. I remember she said in one vlog she "spoke to Nick daily". I mean even if it's a text message that is a lot. Re the important decisions in her life as we have seen it (ie chateau related, selecting an accountant) if men have told her she takes that decision/guidance). I wonder does she suffer from anxiety and can't make these types of decisions.
I had really enjoyed the CD until Phillip arrived. I have been telling myself he'll be gone soon like Tomaz, but no he's still here. Sick of his love of cutlery and the snorting. Then the boyfriend reveal. Just yuck. All the Daddy references he brings up to endear himself with SJ is so over the top.
I also liked Selmar in the beginning as he made a new handle for Isobell's garden spade, helped with garden etc. But then he was always gone away on holiday and no progress on the loo etc. His 'romance' is vomit inducing too. Who arrives with all though crates when she knows he has a camper?
He is just thinking with his dick really, can't have had any in years. I saw the comment on his latest video saying he was waiting to be with his 'FIRST love in England and for the magic to start'. Really at his age he leads us to believe he's never been in love? Yuck yuck yuck. This kickstarter is just so wrong and Selmar can't or won't see it. I'm sure Tatty is scamming him.
These false (in my opinon) relationships really annoy me. They hit a nerve with me. My Father died when my Mother was in her late 50's. She went a bit silly and answered personal adds (no tinder then) got mixed up with some horrible guys who all took her for a ride in different ways. I had to hold my tongue a lot but did make it plain I wasn't impressed. After wards (lost money, used for sex, dreams broken) She wanted to know why I hadn't stopped her, but there was no stopping her as she was in LUV! So maybe that's the reason, because the current Diaries remind me of very unhappy memories?
Anyway I'm here and loving seeing everyone's comments, and being able to say what I think unlike in the comments on Youtube as there is always some superfan telling you off if you question anything.
Thank you for the welcome
Hey Sparrowsfart, thanks for posting. It's interesting to hear what was the "breaking point" for us Tartlets.
My mom died when I was a teenager, and my dad did some crazy things too. I guess we all bend over backwards for "love"?
EDIT: well not everyone bends over backwards!
BJJ'S GET-RICH-QUICK ADVICE TO KIDS ON TIKTOK!
The first two vomit, poo Advent vlogs haven’t been live and no live intro’s because SJ didn’t intend to be at the shitoo in early Dec, but rather she’d planned to flit off to SA. SJ just banked some tit video to keep her deluded Patreon’s fooled. Lots of planning for Advent my butt, the intro and the videos, like everything else SJ does, is a rushed, bodge job because she has the attention span of a fly. The woman can’t effectively organize, read a clock or follow any structured, logical system or plan, and while she admits this is a personality characteristic, rather than try to hold herself accountable and act like an adult, she exaggerates it and embraces the frantic - thus 30 unfinished projects. No heating or plumbing, but she’s thinking of poems on rocks. Frankly, it exhausts me.
Why did I become a tartlet in the past month -
I simply don’t find her vlogs very friendly, relaxing, entertaining or educational any more. There was a lightness and genuine esprit d’cour in the shitoo before Squirrelboy arrived. I loved Sunday’s at the Chateau. I don’t want anyone to be alone and sad, but honestly - Squirrelboy is scraping the bottom of the barrel and has not been a positive addition. Now we know all those trips in the past year during Covid, when I can’t travel, have just been excuses for romantic get-aways for SJ and Squirrelboy. I just wish she’d stay home and properly restore/renovate her shitoo and actually roll up her sleeves, put on proper shoes and do some real work. Start spending some of her own money on her home rather than constantly travelling. And now she wants to travel even more with Oliver and add another vlog - crazy!
Initially, I thought the Patreon account was a little side-gig, but when I finally calculated the
money, with no financials or accountability, that drove me to become a tartlet.
As for the gift grab it just pisses me off - the long-winded letters and boxes mostly filled with crap - not to mention the carbon footprint and money spent to send that tit overseas to France. I didn’t like Cadeaux from the start and now I despise it, and the charity slant doesn’t help.
Rant over!
Why did I become a tartlet in the past month -
I simply don’t find her vlogs very friendly, relaxing, entertaining or educational any more. There was a lightness and genuine esprit d’cour in the shitoo before Squirrelboy arrived. I loved Sunday’s at the Chateau. I don’t want anyone to be alone and sad, but honestly - Squirrelboy is scraping the bottom of the barrel and has not been a positive addition. Now we know all those trips in the past year during Covid, when I can’t travel, have just been excuses for romantic get-aways for SJ and Squirrelboy. I just wish she’d stay home and properly restore/renovate her shitoo and actually roll up her sleeves, put on proper shoes and do some real work. Start spending some of her own money on her home rather than constantly travelling. And now she wants to travel even more with Oliver and add another vlog - crazy!
Initially, I thought the Patreon account was a little side-gig, but when I finally calculated the
money, with no financials or accountability, that drove me to become a tartlet.
As for the gift grab it just pisses me off - the long-winded letters and boxes mostly filled with crap - not to mention the carbon footprint and money spent to send that tit overseas to France. I didn’t like Cadeaux from the start and now I despise it, and the charity slant doesn’t help.
Rant over!
Top tier … all over this Discussion…
Originally ..
attitude was
it’s their ( tattle) opinion … very targeted and intrusive!!!!
Then after reading it
( it rankles that we have been correct )
Personally - and I’ve pointed this out your paying for direct access to Nutti/ SSB like a super fan …
they dropped tiers after that .
Am there taking the piss … laughing
but some are disappointed and are still adjusting to their disbelief they didn’t see things faster .Security in numbers …. Most had NEVER heard of tattle … it was a Covid miracle they found anything on YouTube
Primary concern …. Some are genuinely just very lonely
Hence why I actually adore tartlets - it’s never been the Fault of the patron
Just the scam artists that are begging
for their lifestyle .You have said what a lot, if not most of us, have expressed here. You're not alone!
You have articulated my sentiments exactly. There seems to be a recurring theme for many of us - that is, the demise of the quality and entertainment value since PJ's increased involvement. I find is so hard to watch now because of the second hand embarrassment I feel for SJ -- she
has become a kind of caricature of her former self! The entire situation makes me uncomfortable because they are so extremely ill suited. SJ
looks exhausted (and a tad pathetic) from trying so hard to be what she so naturally was when I initially became interested in the videos.
I am an adult woman and cannot understand fawning over stuffed toys and naming them!
I wonder if the wooden structure is Amauries secret project?
I hate Christmas marriage proposals, actually any proposals
Certainly not popular opinion ..,
But I actually like the dynamic of Sadie n ma Petherick
They create content - as befor I Personally think Sadie is one of The best aunties with earnest - Gwen landed on her feet
with the pair of them - you can SEE it on earnest they way he interacts with them Billy speilberg 7 min vlogs are exactly that …. I again personally think
he’s sticking it up MOLD to show him short n sweet
slow n steady wins the race - plus I
aaaadore me a bit of pa Petherick.. n Gwen at a minimum
MOLD and arse face SSB are one and the same narcissistic in their belief
The world
revolves around THEMWell said, SloanSabbith! So many of "my generation" Tartlets joined b/c of Methy's whining. It's interesting to hear why some of the new Tartlets finally got fed up.
That's because you were brought up right.
ThinkThere’s a Patreon WhatsApp? I wasn’t invited
- @KiKiGee is a detective and @LaFrancaise123 or @Jikki2 can source ppl … shocked they found me !!! Whilst not a lot in comparison to total number of patrons … it rose fast
after Chanel 4 …. Lots of discontent .2022 is about to get very rude awakenings…. Helps we’re nosey
With respect to the intro of the Advent videos - the only part I don't like is highlighting Philip. That is extremely off-putting. His elevated status is unbelievable now. I would dearly love to know what the others at the chateau are really thinking! What went through Dan's mind as he received
instructions to zoom in on the pair toasting each other with glasses of wine? He could not possibly have filmed/edited that scene with a
straight face. What must Natti be thinking now that she is taking orders from pompous PJ? And the rest of the gang - are they in favour of this relationship? The first two advent videos would not be out of place as Saturday Night Live skits -- especially PJ's mantle decor!! Please someone tell me that didn't really happen. I am going to need therapy if I have to see any more of this.
instructions to zoom in on the pair toasting each other with glasses of wine? He could not possibly have filmed/edited that scene with a
straight face. What must Natti be thinking now that she is taking orders from pompous PJ? And the rest of the gang - are they in favour of this relationship? The first two advent videos would not be out of place as Saturday Night Live skits -- especially PJ's mantle decor!! Please someone tell me that didn't really happen. I am going to need therapy if I have to see any more of this.
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