Today's Dan-the-Gardener video: Dan is on tap to make dinner for the evening, lunch to following day, and to make a 5-course black-tie dinner for a birthday party that evening. Dinner video is in FF. Dan's back in the green van with a smoker and other stuff for the party and then hits us with... What the bloody hell...?!? Dan explains, "My job at the Chateau is a little bit fluid... Because today, as well as being the chef and cooking 5-course black tie dinner, I'm also the plumber who has to sort out the massive leak we've just had to get the hot water back on." Chateau is booked, and the sole hot water heater needs sorting. Dan and Amaury to the rescue. Call is made to Fanny to the effect, "I'm not cooking because there's not hot water to the Chateau as the hot water heater is leaking over the entire floor...sooo, Preston and Richmond plumbing services are here... at hand..." Fanny, in a snarky voice, "What is happening, I don't like..." Dan talks over her, "On second thought, where is that number for the expensive plumber?!?" Fanny, "Wait wait, Dan, I think that you're a very good plumber... do you need me to call a plumber? Are you good on food?" Dan, resignedly, "We're good on the food and we're good on the plumbing." Fanny hangs up. Dan also remarks to the camera, "Yes, I've got my own camera as proof we are unappreciated. Dan and Amaury have many laughs as they unduck the plumbing. They must have repaired it, as next shot shows Dan in the kitchen, and then with the smoker. We see the starters, a sorbet and the main course (the food looks amazing). Dan, who apparently has not slept in a week, apologizes for not taking pictures and footage. Meanwhile, in two weeks time, we'll see Fanny's version on Chateau Diaries, where she mocks Dan and Amaury, as she'll make it sound as if HER life was in peril, and the boys just goofed off all day. SMH. "But Philip is so exhausted from hot-gluing miniature Wedgewood plates to the wall!"