The Chateau Diaries #82 The Tale of Philip, the châteausexual Hedgehog

[MojoDublin]

Congratulations @ComtesseRose VIP Member

@ComtesseRose said:
Titles... gosh.
I had initially decided From Patreon to Vimeo, the only loser is SBB
Then as the thread progressed I just loved the witty stuff coming from fellow tattlers @Jules100 & @Pno
I think the final one will be:

The "hate" site presents: The Tale of Philip, the châteausexual Hedgehog
(hopefully there is enough room for the title)


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@Marquis de Potpourri
VIP Member
Friday at 8:23 PM

• #10

Le Comte de Monte Cristo said:
well she gave us a lott of advertising space.... hate website ...omg...she has nerves..that lying witch...

I imagine there'll be an influx of new tattlers and lurkers in the next 24 hours.

Welcome, Yentas!

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@MsPitstop
Chatty Member
Yesterday at 12:40 AM

• #145

I just watched today's vlog. This is a rhetorical question: What the fork can't Stef get dressed before she leaves her bedroom?! Instead, she has spent all day in her nightie with her 100 star robe on to: welcome Gerry; wander into Marie and Nick's apartment then watch Antoinie getting a hair cut by Annalise; have a meeting with the tree surgeon; and hassle Anmoury in his workshop. It is beyond disrespectful to everyone in the chateau let alone contractors.

So here's a tip Stef: lay out your clothes for the next day either in your bedroom on a chair or in your friggin' dressing room!


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@Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Friday at 9:13 PM

• #50

oooLaLande said:
I believe it is the entrance to Marquis Apartment from the yard.

Actually it's a little hallway behind the wintersalon that connects to the Marquis Apartment. The door with the table before it goes to the bathroom, making that table really annoying because that's one of the few downstairs loos, the only one working at the moment That table was put there just for the pictures and will be moved aside asap. There's a really old door to the courtyard that nobody uses because it doesn't open easily and another door into the bedroom of the Marquis apartment.
The entrance from the yard as you say is an even smaller room on the other side of the apartment, connecting to the living room and the kitchen. That's the secret project they are filming now, as it will be covered in the ugliest brown wallpaper I have ever seen, again totally mismatched LaLande style.


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[Gibson]

Congratulations @ComtesseRose .A two day thread! Hedgehogs rule!.
I hope Mrs G doesn't buy me any Hedgehog related stuff for Christmas.

 

[Jikki2]

The threads are running faster than French dogs! How can only fifteen internet idiot hater yentas produce so much prose?

Let's try to recap a little.

The previous thread started light-hearted with some fun over the Viagra blue room. Tattlers were not impressed. I personally don't really care how she decorates her pile of rocks but a table in front of a door is plain weird and a flower vase balanced over a door is just a concussion waiting to happen.

Another Channel 4 project got some comments, too. How does she drain a lake, create a shitshow about the hoops she needs to jump to get it back and then goes on to drain a pond without permits?

Falling ceilings have become so common place in the Shatoo at this point that the owners just open a bottle of wine and not many even care to comment. At least no one has died. Yet.

Most debate still took place over the outing of the Douche Dutch Boyfriend. Was it all planned? Is Snorty behind the leak? Stefanny says it was a misunderstanding. Probably because she doesn't want to get kicked out of the show like the Methricks. People have different theories but Stefanny looked like she got prick by a hedgehog. I would say she got caught with her knickers around her ankles but she doesn't wear any.

After using the extremely scientific method of this-is-how-it-looked-to-me, I can say that few Tattlers thought the age difference makes the relationship icky and eww but most don't really care. I think Snorty should finish his education and Stefanny, as the one with more life experience, should push the hobosexual back to school. Seems like she might just do that if not only to get rid of him in the future. I'm only thinking what's best for Snorty and not my snort-free viewing experience.

The employer-employee aspect bothered a lot of people, especially on the other side of the pond but not as much on this side. It's just not such a taboo in Europe though it is a bit more complicated matter. We'll see how her largely American audience reacts to hiring a personal rentboy. And is his job title now an escort? Or a toy boy? What exactly he gets paid for? Does she only pay for his time and everything else that happens is between consenting adults? (If you get that reference, you need to clean your browser history.)

Most cringe entertainment was offered by the live Q&A (thank you @MojoDublin).
Snorty was desperate to talk about their relationship while Stefanny looked embarrassed and tried to deflect. Best part was when Snorty talked about marriage. He has clearly thought about it. Stefanny has a very distinctive fake laughter which she uses a lot so it was very refreshing to hear her genuine laughter to Snorty's ridiculous idea of a marriage. I want that scene on replay. Other than that, the Q&A was a typical train wreck with no updates on anything important. Where's the money going?!

If I may comment on the debate about being deceived (and I may because this is Tattle and all opinions are welcome and that's something the haters on Patreon don't get), I understand wanting to keep a fresh relationship out of the public eye but as time went on, they employed clear tactics to dupe the viewers. For example, Snorty's move to another room was all about smoke and mirrors. The word is out and spreading fast so they need to come clean on YouTube and carry on. But Stefanny is blowing it out of proportion, making herself the victim and raking in the money. It's all about deceiving, duping and defrauding.

From defrauding we get to the employment issues at the Shatoo. I gave her the benefit of the doubt of possibly employing Nutty and Snorty legally but that possibility has been put to the test. She may be hiring them as self-employed contractors in order to avoid her responsibilities as an employer. Well, she's in for a surprise when Inspection du travail finds out what's going on (report her, please). I wonder what her co-owners, Potty and Baggy, think of being partly responsible and coincidentally each being liable for up to a 45000 euro fine and three years' imprisonment. Or, with aggravating circumstances like multiple breaches over several years, it's up to 100000 euros in fines and ten years in prison. I'm expecting a vlog from Potty and Baggy on their life as prison witches.

Oh my, I might be a little hungover and horny but I'm trying to catch up on Chateau DIY. What is my life?

Nevertheless, I wish all the best to the Queen of Lalande and his Sugar Mummy.

 

[KyBourbon]

Congratulations, again, @ComtesseRose ! Great thread title!!!

 

[Pansygirl]

Capt. Molyneaux
49 minutes ago
Mme makes $32k a month fr patreon and wont call professional plumbers? I dont get it. ~~ Where's Cheri? Still reading Colette? ~~ And who were the 15 guests in black tie? LaLande is screwball, Dan, so watch yer step.....and raise the ante !

Yes where was she?

 

[TheTaxInspector]

I've been struggling to find something to be jealous about for ages ... if I don't find something soon I shall be obliged to admit myself a failure ...

 

[Wee Donkey]

First, which is the Chateau DIY page folks cut/pasted from?

If Phillipe likes the older woman, and guys, too.. Its 2021.. So he's Bi. Might be an interesting fight between Michael Peterdick (if he still had 'feelings' for Prinny Steph, and has to accommodate Snorts too..

I asked on the old FB group how Stephanie could seemingly empty the lake seeing as earlier on in DIY a woman had required permits to drain her lake. I think I was assured that various urchins had researched the issue, and because the lake was for swimming, had no requirement for permits..

 

[Gibson]

I've been struggling to find something to be jealous about for ages ... if I don't find something soon I shall be obliged to admit myself a failure ...

Never, ever will you need to admit to that!

 

[Pno]

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Capt. Molyneaux
49 minutes ago
Mme makes $32k a month fr patreon and wont call professional plumbers? I dont get it. ~~ Where's Cheri? Still reading Colette? ~~ And who were the 15 guests in black tie? LaLande is screwball, Dan, so watch yer step.....and raise the ante !

Yes where was she?

I’m sure and her ward had to get away from all of the stress and head off to a 5 star resort to clear their heads. Or maybe he got another trip to Disney for being a good little lad but then again he outed them in his super sexy women’s overalls. Correction: girls overalls.

First, which is the Chateau DIY page folks cut/pasted from?

If Phillipe likes the older woman, and guys, too.. Its 2021.. So he's Bi. Might be an interesting fight between Michael Peterdick (if he still had 'feelings' for Prinny Steph, and has to accommodate Snorts too..

I asked on the old FB group how Stephanie could seemingly empty the lake seeing as earlier on in DIY a woman had required permits to drain her lake. I think I was assured that various urchins had researched the issue, and because the lake was for swimming, had no requirement for permits..

From the comments section:

 

[Beau Monde]

LOVE the new title! Brilliant recap, Jikki2!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

I wish all the best to the Queen of Lalande and his Sugar Mummy.

 

[Jeeves]

A few posts in on a new thread and already a suggestion for thread #83, based on @Jikki2 's comment:

Princess Fanny's caught with her knickers around her ankles.

 

[Pno]

First, which is the Chateau DIY page folks cut/pasted from?

If Phillipe likes the older woman, and guys, too.. Its 2021.. So he's Bi. Might be an interesting fight between Michael Peterdick (if he still had 'feelings' for Prinny Steph, and has to accommodate Snorts too..

I asked on the old FB group how Stephanie could seemingly empty the lake seeing as earlier on in DIY a woman had required permits to drain her lake. I think I was assured that various urchins had researched the issue, and because the lake was for swimming, had no requirement for permits..

They are all morons. How can you convert a fisherie into a pool for humans without some sort of permit. Sure if it was for a private home then maybe but as much has she hates to admit it she runs a business. No idea if there are any cases of algae bloom in HMN but lots in California. Someone is going to get seriously ill or worse in that mess that BJJ ‘lords’ over.

 

[KiKiGee]

I’m sure and her ward had to get away from all of the stress and head off to a 5 star resort to clear their heads. Or maybe he got another trip to Disney for being a good little lad but then again he outed them in his super sexy women’s overalls. Correction: girls overalls.

Marie in the overalls...

The moment he realized he was wearing Marie's overalls....

 

[star_star]

Well another secret couple has been outed...

Nati& Amaury

 

[MsPitstop]

From the Chateau DIY YT comments section (the comments are fantastic!).


Lainie Weeks
36 minutes ago
He's very young... one could almost excuse it. Especially if he fancies himself bi. But Stephanie? Dear Steph, why why why. Gracious. That Patreon Q&A was truly painful. She was clearly embarrassed and put out by his constant professions of love and commitment, as soon as there was an audience to listen to them. She knows how unseemly this is.

 

[ComtesseRose]

OMG!
I never thought I'd ever be in this position. I'd like to give my "hater's" speech and thank the Academy of Tattle.Life
Who during the pandemic have given me great laughs, when I felt isolated and alone.
I myself got recommended Sir Trotter's vlogs during the pandemic and I watched them.
I found them charming, then his skit with La Jarvis, made me curious as to who she was. One thing lead to another.
But it was Baghead Nic, who lead me to Tattle.Life. They say curiosity killed the cat and oh boy did it. I was curious as to what he looked like and why he hid, all while being in front of the cameras.
I never felt people on here were haters, I laughed along with the wittyness tattlers produced here. As an anonmynous lurker I couldn't watch the attachments, so I decided to become a member and the rest is herstory, I guess. Luckily I was never accused of being a châteauverse character by @MojoDublin, how I survived that I do not know.
There is so much...
A big thank you to @Jules100 and @Pno for their contribution to the thread title.
An honourary thank you to @pettyicequeen who started these threads.
Also a list of tattlers do miss: Although I was happy to see some return during the big KABOOM.
@Bored Mermaid CC I hope you are doing well with the storm damage and with your mother.
@Mummy Dearest We so miss your witty recaps, hope all is well. I have to say @Jikki2 made an excellent one
@Princess and the Pea We miss those Natti skits, they were hillarious.
@lalablahblah I do miss your harsh wit, some of it made me chuckle.
@ProfessorPlum Look I'm somebody now.
There are so many more I wanted to tag, but couldn't remember the names of. I hope you are all well in the real world.
Also to the lurkers, who react to our posts, I do hope you'll join the fun someday...
And @Heathcliffe will never reach official VIP status
Thank you.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Well another secret couple has been outed...

who is that?

 

[KyBourbon]

Ugggghh! The Pethericks and another Brocantes video! Well, it was a flea market, but that’s just an outdoor Brocantes! I’m glad to see Sean included in the vlogs again. I think he and Billy actually have a better rapport on video than Sean and MPK. Sean is great on camera…very comfortable and natural.

 

[star_star]

who is that?

Nati and Amaury kissing in Dan's vlog