The Chateau Diaries #69 Thomas, Marie Selmar ... Snorty are you next?

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Yes hard to watch even at double speed but I’m sure she loved every second of of the over the top fawning.
Would love it if some actual children under the age of 10 broke into the ShatO and actually played with half of theheap of toys, stuffies, Playmobile etc etc. could you imagine the horror!!!! Phyllis would be in tears!
Have we even seen Antoine since he was told he couldn’t play with the Playmobile?
 
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I think that our US and other non British tattlers do not really 'get' our humour, teasing and banter as seen in Dan's vlog with Amaury yesterday.
I get it. I’m in the US. I normally see it between men sitting around drinking beer. As a female I have been subjected to it and I give as good as I receive. My pet name for it is “hard-assing”. The fellas I know are ruthless. It really is a show of affection though. I totally get it.
 
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Gites are better than rooms..you dont have to clean every day, and refresh the bedlinnen because they are mostly rented out for a week minimum..they give a good income...depends off course what your chateau has cost and if you have a mortgage or not...i know a English couple, in their end fifties..they bought a farm with 1 ha of land...just enough..and converted the barn in three gites...built a swimmingpool....you have to do that...for a high rate of hire income..they rent them out for 1500 a week its 4500 a week in low season...highseason 2000 and this for 25 weeks a year..they also rent out around christmas..the gites are well heated with woodstoves and good isulation... just buy a good farmhouse..in a good area, with swimmingpool and if you have three you can live nice of it..Their farmhouse was about 250000 euros like 10 years ago...lies beautifull in the countryside and doesnt have too much land...Chateaux are to expensive to buy and to maintain...also much land most of the time..which you cant use but have to pay huge taxes for..Here in The Neterlands we rent out farms and land...in France the prices of land are much lower...the neighbour will use your land, but doesnt wanne pay for it..
 
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My 72 year old brother has a rather hefty pony tail/man bun -- it just starts much further BACK !
My husband has got one too. Looks really good fastened back, horrific when he's just woken up, think Scrooge. That's what I call him now.
 
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Just a consideration, if the place/people were so vile why did the guardians stay for 3 years?
I still wonder about that. If there were all these bad things going on, why did they stay just to the point of not winning the homophobia fight with a volunteer? Seems like they went along with a lot up til that point.
 
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If a dog destroys a neighbour's property e.g. chickens. Are the dog's owners liable to pay damages? @LaFrancaise123

I find it odd that they purchased duck. They don't even have a moat or a lake... well except the one in the forest. But... predators... Instead they in the kiddie pool.
Michael ought to find some pants that fit, or at least a belt.
It irked me when he stated "Oh, every time I do something I get dirt under my nails..." - Yes, Michael. It's called work! - What did he expect he lives in the Gardener's Cottage!!!

Maybe Florian is using MOLD to improve his English skills, so I am not judging too harshly. But I wish Florian would disassociate with him, or at least speak French and make MOLD subtitle him.
 
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I'm just over here wondering what in the world can be done to heat up that HMN . Close off rooms and get fireplaces working again? Wood burners? I don't know how they can stand it in winter. It just boggles the mind.
They never ever close the drapes which makes me crazy!
 
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In re wine with asparagus, the wine floggers are on it.
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Now that's a challenge i've mastered, without even knowing it !! Being a wine-ohlic makes mincemeat of such tasks. Actually, the delicious white, fat asparagus, served during Spargelzeit in austria and germany makes, as PJuice's article purports, a gruener veltliner or riesling, a delicious companion. Almost 6 pm in central europe = wine time !!
 
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Just reading about how Markle picks successful charities to sponsor, aims to redirect donors to donate through her website. She takes a cut for processing, reportedly, and gets to appear as the charity's largest donor. Charity manipulation is an industry.
 
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Actually, as I said in other post, Julian has a Patreon, and payed sponsorships, but he does it discreetly, and his contents are good, so I don't mind. His patreon tiers are also more moderate that Stephanie's
 
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The Chateau Diaries
CLEARING THE MESS OF A THOUSAND YEARS (well it felt like that...)
Premiered Sep 26, 2021

Is Tomaz referring to FRK???
From the comments...


Tomaz Quaresma
20 hours ago
This is my favorite videooo!!! Hahahahaaaa... say goodbye to the MESS!!!!!
 
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I don't wish that kind of disaster on anybody, lets be clear about that. All I was trying to say is that their own irresponsible and lazy behavior will go on creating chaos. SJ is a master in self destruction.
 
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Just a consideration, if the place/people were so vile why did the guardians stay for 3 years?
See I do think like you - I’d have run a mile … in heels

Early threads @Clara Burnett said they had total free reign to set it all up as SSB hadent a clue HOW to organise things - apart from the fact as normal she went on long vacations…

then the boys made a successful attempt at the b & b money rolled in and so did mini apron and SSB
Then it transpires after an awful situation .. the owners didn’t roll in and back the managers

the working relationship deteriorated

so … the boys stories add up - we’ve seen how ppl are Used and abused and promptly dispatched

there IS a pattern
Am old enough to know there’s three sides to every story

yours
There’s
And the truth

hence WE are ALL here on tattle
 
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Berlin calling, directly from the "petit coin".
Why is it that these guys take their pics with the open-lid loo as the background? Fits in very well with the LV logo on Tiberio's/ Helmut's phone.
Much taste. Not.
 

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Find it interesting that Isabel’s sister is on her way. Even though she is trapped in ZA she is still pulling the strings and I don’t see the Support Squirrel there for long. He is hiding in his new ‘office’ playing with his woodland office supplies while the rest of the crew gets to work. Even Nati had the sense to stop not answering emails and bring a tray of crap to contribute to the brocante pile and join in the ‘fun’. And now he has the cheek to tell Queen Isabel he is no longer in the Rota? He really is too big for his Baby Jesus Jeans!
 
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you HAD me all the way to Here

The last part of your prose …
Which I don’t bother to repost
Nope … like Connor Mc Gregor face down on the matt

tapping out …..

you have an agenda
 
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Handsome ,and they seem to have fun. But I cannot get over the damn teeth…(Dan’s) Ooo my goodness…They look like vampire teeth!
 
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In my book there's nothing really cool about two straight guys joking around about being gay/not being man enough. It's sad and certainly unnecessary. They both should know better.
That bit between Armoire and Dan somewhat reminded me of No Life Ryan and Billy Trotter.
 
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