Deck the chateau with gifted toile-y
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'Tis the season to be folly,
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Fill the cellars, fill the stables,
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Fill the attics with wood-wormed tables,
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See the flowing cadeaux before us,
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Teetering piles unopened since August
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Hark the Tattler’s growing displeasure,
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Agog SJ fondles her newest treasure,
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Fast away the old gifts discarded,
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Hail the new tchotchkes, bombarded!
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Laughing, quaffing gin together,
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Unwrapping Earth’s last ever Peacock feather,
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