The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

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You couldnt get that mower they have for 2500 pounds in France....its more like 10000 euros i think. and whats the big deal to replace a belt for 100 euros when she easily gives 700 euros for a rotten mirror...but her garden isnt her priority....she wants to let it shine out like that..discussing all that tit with Davy...that woman is a lunatic...and all those who believe her lunatic stories are even more mad..
Didn't she say how much it cost?can't remember.she said it cost more than a car,somethong along those lines...
 
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Why do these two dance the tango like it were a funeral ritual? :sick: :sleep:

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Ok, so that whole dancing scene was uncomfortable! I kept thinking, “if she lifts her leg any higher, this whole video will be demonitized.”

I enjoy cranking up the tunes while I’m cooking and dancing around like an idiot, mostly because it embarrasses my kids. Now I totally get how my kids feel because I would have felt the same way if I was on the sofa having to watch this, thinking, “ Oh Lord, Mom and Dad are being weird again”.

Sometimes it’s funny to think about if I was there with my husband and what he would say to all the shenanigans. I think he’d constantly look at me saying, “did we pay extra for this?”
 
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If she had of put on a long wrap skirt it would have looked effective. Too much leg and wrong shoes.
 
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I've been watching the series of Chicho Frumboli tango videos. He's dancing with Julia Sepulveda, who wears almost completely backless dresses which are slit up to her hip. Nothing she does (much more athletically) with her legs is as vulgar, or looks as vulgar in her much more revealing costume, than what Jarvis does, and looks like, in her very ill-judged, stiff, body dysmorphic mini dress. Grade F, really shockingly gross. No wonder the dirty old man on the couch was filming upskirt. Somehow you see way less and way more of Sepulveda, in her lovely flowing or draping split skirts and twinkling sandals. Chicho has glittery loafers in one set.
 
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Coincidentally, I have Van Morrison singing Precious Time, one of my sanity reference points...helps keep Lalaland in perspective :ROFLMAO:
Ahhh, now you’re talkin’...Van Morrison...doesn’t get any better than him. Decades of Genius. ...Too Long in Exile...Till we get the healing done...gets me every time...simply...completely, totally: Love Him.❤
 
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I've been watching the series of Chicho Frumboli tango videos. He's dancing with Julia Sepulveda, who wears almost completely backless dresses which are slit up to her hip. Nothing she does much more althletically with her legs is as vulgar, or looks as vulgar in her much more revealing costume, than what Jarvis looks like in her very ill judged, stiff, body dysmorphic mini dress. Grade F, really shockingly gross. No wonder the dirty old man on the couch was filming upskirt.
I have to agree, tango is a sensuous dance, but what Steph did to it was vulgar.
 
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Egads. The creeps on the couch videoing the creeps doing the tango. Ouf. I'm not sure I'd hook my leg over Selmar for any reason. 😬 Soft porn for the blue hairs. So not going there. Much less break bread with the guest creeps sleeping in my house. Ouf, again, I say, every single boundary issue I have feels like it's got taxidermy mites on it. Forty-five and 50+ tango dancers in Argentina are fantastically talented, but this just breathes out 90th-rate provincial hasbeen wannabees like Olivier's The Entertainer. Errrrrrghhh. Do you think they accept tips?
Now this is how it's done.
Why does SJ put her leg at waist level… this woman seems to put her leg gracefully around his leg but not his waist…?😶
 
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Fancy Fanny looked like she doesn't know a tango from a samba. Best leave it to the professionals, Stephieeeee😆.
 
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You couldnt get that mower they have for 2500 pounds in France....its more like 10000 euros i think. and whats the big deal to replace a belt for 100 euros when she easily gives 700 euros for a rotten mirror...but her garden isnt her priority....she wants to let it shine out like that..discussing all that tit with Davy...that woman is a lunatic...and all those who believe her lunatic stories are even more mad..
Dear Comte, the last word is yours, I can see you are very upset by the belt on the mower . I can't believe I asked my son about his mower. Why are we even worrying about a belt on a mower? I can see people are just generally annoyed with SJ's erratic spending! Peace all ❤✌

Didn't she say how much it cost?can't remember.she said it cost more than a car,somethong along those lines...
Here are similar models

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I'm done with debates about mowers 😂👍

Zero turn model is £4,600 UK list price, but there are deals.
 

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Surely curtains are a grey area too, they are not fixed. If the radiators need replacing, she should have done that before nearly all the other stuff she has started. Stopping leaks that may lead to rot and damage and the provision of efficient heating are both far more important than making a flat for Nati who doesn't really want it anyway!
The issue with radiators is ludicrous. Before doing any renovations or adding any decor pieces, the radiators should be addressed. They are constantly an issue and look what happened this time. Dreadful. There must have been a better way to heat that place. As someone else stated, fixing the windows or replacing them should have been on the top of the list.

Just watched the Patreon video. I can not believe what is going on with the amount of furniture and the other stuff they are buying. And it is pouring water true the roofs...the spending disgusts me. They are putting uo ekspensive panelling in that room soon and it is not waterproof .
And it looks as though the work that was done recently or in the past several months to the ceiling and the beam will probably need repairing. If I have the right beam… It looks the same. How many times does she have to have a flood from a radiator before she does something about all of them.
 
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Fancy Fanny looked like she doesn't know a tango from a samba. Best leave it to the professionals, Stephieeeee😆.
This was amazing. The girl raises her knee to his waist level but doesn’t wrap her leg around his waist the way that SJ did. I think both she and Selmar need lessons.
 
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The issue with radiators is ludicrous. Before doing any renovations or adding any decor pieces, the radiators should be addressed. They are constantly an issue and look what happened this time. Dreadful. There must have been a better way to heat that place. As someone else stated, fixing the windows or replacing them should have been on the top of the list.


And it looks as though the work that was done recently or in the past several months to the ceiling and the beam will probably need repairing. If I have the right beam… It looks the same. How many times does she have to have a flood from a radiator before she does something about all of them.
I wonder if they have ever bled the radiators?, The chateau inhabitants seem quite unaware of practicalities. If you asked them for the radiator key they would probably look confused 🤷‍♀️
No wonder the chateau is so cold, the radiators are probably only heating up slightly.
 
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I have to agree, tango is a sensuous dance, but what Steph did to it was vulgar.
No wonder I couldn’t stop laughing… It looks so bizarre the way she puts her leg out instead of straight up and down. And did anyone notice that at the end Selmar did not let go right away……maybe using (make-believe) Tatyana to provoke a response from SJ that will not happen.
 
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I'm LOL that y'all are comparing Selmar and Stephanie's tango to these top professionals 🤣🤣
 
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I wonder if they have ever bled the radiators?, The chateau inhabitants seem quite unaware of practicalities. If you asked them for the radiator key they would probably look confused 🤷‍♀️
No wonder the chateau is so cold, the radiators are probably only heating up slightly.
I have seen her do that in past videos. But it doesn’t seem to help because it keeps happening anyway.
 
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Everyone seems to be a big of Dan's vlogs here . Theyre good as stand alone vlogs but how many times do I need to see the sky view of the chateau from front to back and then watch his van puttering along the drive. I don't know ,it just gets old for me, even though I don't think they are badly done. But like he says how many ways can he shoot himself watering or cutting the grass.
 
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