The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

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Marie's other money-making YouTube channel, Success Stories is so pathetic. Will she just be interviewing everyone in SJ's network?!
Should we expect that one of these days, she'll be interviewing Dan and Analise's sons and Anna and Philip's girls!
Can't she find anyone to interview who is really successful?
And why does her face look like she's in pain or she just drank vinegar when she's on camera--that sour face look?

I have a feeling that Marie Wiik and Nicolas Fairford are long-lost siblings! They could even be twins!
Does anyone else see the resemblance?
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Annalise is successful. She's got a house in France with a husband who can basically do everything, two cute kids, a job when she can find a babysitter, a successful growing youtube channel and patrons who will basically pay for her to not have a babysitter. I'm going to guess that's a lot of things Marie is hoping for. She needs to find out more about the people she's interviewing so that her follow up questions aren't the same as the question she just asked.
 
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If I was interviewed by someone who continuously giggles, begins and ends almost every few sentences with circumlocutions and looks at the camera as much as myself (the interviewee), I’d leave the room and find the hidden cameras for this practical joke.

I'm not sure I'd hook my leg over Selmar for any reason. 😬 Soft porn for the blue hairs. So not going there.
I was embarrassed for them!!!

What the hell is this supposed to say? Really? I get English is not her first language, but if you are plugging yourself to English speakers you should at least check your vlog title is right... :mad: (p.s - Annalise is so very pretty 🥰 )

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I thought this was edited by her American partner who sounds as though she is very fluent in the English language.
 

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Anneliese came across very well in Marie's interview, not because of Marie but because she's a lovely person and is articulate. The thumbnail photo of her was lovely too. Both Marie and the Sarah who edits her videos need to get a dictionary. At the end of the interview, it says "Interview lead by Marie Wiik" as in the heavy metal, rather than "led", the past of "to lead". It just adds to the unprofessional feel of the whole thing. Just noticed the "Abouth" in the title as well! Marie is not a native speaker, but Sarah, the editor is, they need to sort it out!

I see from SJ's vlog that Marie's last attempt at cooking was ... guess what? Chicken again! Maybe some of SJ's chickens are dying off and they want to use them. Whatever happened to the planned chicken houses/"village"? That again should be a priority , to protect the animals and birds, but that's too much to expect; chandeliers and clothes are more important than living creatures in La la land.
Anneliese came across very well in Marie's interview, not because of Marie but because she's a lovely person and is articulate. The thumbnail photo of her was lovely too. Both Marie and the Sarah who edits her videos need to get a dictionary. At the end of the interview, it says "Interview lead by Marie Wiik" as in the heavy metal, rather than "led", the past of "to lead". It just adds to the unprofessional feel of the whole thing. Just noticed the "Abouth" in the title as well! Marie is not a native speaker, but Sarah, the editor is, they need to sort it out!

I see from SJ's vlog that Marie's last attempt at cooking was ... guess what? Chicken again! Maybe some of SJ's chickens are dying off and they want to use them. Whatever happened to the planned chicken houses/"village"? That again should be a priority , to protect the animals and birds, but that's too much to expect; chandeliers and clothes are more important than living creatures in La la land.
Did anyone catch the snarky look Marie threw at SJ when she was spooning the dessert? Her true feelings about SJ are very close to the surface. Not a sweet shy thing that she would like us to believe. There is a very nasty side to her.
 
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It doesn't have to be perfect.It could be a meadow.By the way ,why on earth did they get the sheep in the first place?they should just rehome the poor creatures.
In Selmar’s recent vlog, one can hear them in the background discussing sheep traits. Someone mentions that just a bit of ‘treat-food’ goes a long way to help tame them a bit. Clearly, there has been zero consistency with this… I enjoy how the caretakers of Chateau de Lomenie love their flock.


I’m loving Marie’s notebook. Does she think she’s Michael Parkinson?

Got to have the same 6 questions you ask everyone written down.
Maybe but… she is just copying Stephanie (notebook was also used a prop).

It’s been awesome catching up tonight, I hope everyone is well! I also apologize for any repetition from my posts… insight and wit from all of you keep me coming back!
 
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Not a funeral ritual but I have seen this position (man&woman, man&man) in a lot of other films too.
Come to think of it, they didn’t do that for a ritual as far as I can remember .:unsure:
I'm not talking about the position but the lack of passion. They tango like awkward high school students at a Catholic school prom watched over by nuns or worse, like talentless mom and dad embarrassing their kids!
 
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In Selmar’s recent vlog, one can hear them in the background discussing sheep traits. Someone mentions that just a bit of ‘treat-food’ goes a long way to help tame them a bit. Clearly, there has been zero consistency with this… I enjoy how the caretakers of Chateau de Lomenie love their flock.
Those portly friendly sheep appear to have had plenty of treat food! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Annalise is successful. She's got a house in France with a husband who can basically do everything, two cute kids, a job when she can find a babysitter, a successful growing youtube channel and patrons who will basically pay for her to not have a babysitter. I'm going to guess that's a lot of things Marie is hoping for. She needs to find out more about the people she's interviewing so that her follow up questions aren't the same as the question she just asked.
Once again...¡te perdiste el sentido del comentario! No es sorprendente, but that's fine. I do agree with you. If FRK will be featuring interviews on that channel, then she'll have to learn HOW to interview.
 
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If I was interviewed by someone who continuously giggles, begins and ends almost every few sentences with circumlocutions and looks at the camera as much as myself (the interviewee), I’d leave the room and find the hidden cameras for this practical joke.


I was embarrassed for them!!!


I thought this was edited by her American partner who sounds as though she is very fluent in the English language.
Honestly, at first glance of the photo of Selmar and SJ….I would never thought they were dancing…..😶
 
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Fancy Fanny looked like she doesn't know a tango from a samba. Best leave it to the professionals, Stephieeeee😆.
Now that's the PASSION I look for in Tango! Whenever Selmar dances the Tango, he looks like a waiter working on his first day serving drinks--too scared he might spill them.
 
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Ok, so that whole dancing scene was uncomfortable! I kept thinking, “if she lifts her leg any higher, this whole video will be demonitized.”

I enjoy cranking up the tunes while I’m cooking and dancing around like an idiot, mostly because it embarrasses my kids. Now I totally get how my kids feel because I would have felt the same way if I was on the sofa having to watch this, thinking, “ Oh Lord, Mom and Dad are being weird again”.

Sometimes it’s funny to think about if I was there with my husband and what he would say to all the shenanigans. I think he’d constantly look at me saying, “did we pay extra for this?”
Comparing apples with apples with this AT flash mob. No hint of crotch flashing in this clip! Fanny's attempt was pure exhibitionism, designed to titillate and as for Selmar, it is clear to see what was in it for him! . Neither professional nor amateur dancers would ever wear an outfit like hers to dance. SJ's soft porn signature moves are certainly missing from the clip of Selmar and his partner in their "exhibition dance."

 
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Honestly, at first glance of the photo of Selmar and SJ….I would never thought they were dancing…..😶
The residents at LL are all weird, thinking of them doing anything other than what they are supposed to be doing (especially horizontal tango) is disturbing and sickening.
 
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I agree with you. I am beginning to think that she is simply ‘dumb‘ rather than conniving. I also think that is why she has to get away so often. Because it really is too much for her to deal with so she reverts to her comfort zone of shopping and gallivanting around.
She really is just a tween girl stuck in a middle aged woman’s body with a lifestyle where she bit off more than she can chew.
I really have no objection calling her dumb other than when you do you're missing out on a few things. If it was just plain stupidity or incapability to handle, wouldn't you think her proxies would have intervened? Some of her exes and her mother have been paying for her clumsy mess for years and if it was that obvious that it really is too much for her to deal with they would surely have come up with a regime to tie her in. But no, they are giving her all the space for exactly the opposite reason: she can and is dealing with it in the most conniving and clever way.

I suspect you are getting very close to the truth there. I see a disconnect between her dreams and her reality. She sees a great toy to play with - playmobil on a huge scale - but is overwhelmed with the scale and scope of things. If "it" is not presented out of a box she has no real reference as to what to do with "it", whatever "it" is. Like children in pre-school almost.

Added: Clint Eastwood said it in one of his movies, just after he shot the baddy - "A man's got to know his limitations" - and she doesn't.
She couldn't even handle getting the doorknob on the backdoor fixed? In sixteen years? Really? Couldn't be bothered is more like it, as it's the door furthest from her private quarters.
 
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A warning for Tatyana?😉
It has been said by people who know SJ, that SJ loves to play games with people. Who is this intended for?

Mason? Foreplay starting now before his arrival?

Philip? Though I'm in the camp that Philip is the gay BFF. (maybe I now walk back on that after Clara's comment directly below. I still remember the smoldering ending of a video last fall and photos they took of each other around that same time - that felt like real heat there)

Selmar? She must know how he used to feel. He doesn't feel that way anymore, we see it in his eyes. He grew eyes for Tatyana. SJ must have heard about what's going on with Tatyana lately. Is Selmar an emotional plaything for several women?

Who else?

Or maybe it's just exhibitionism for ALLLLL the viewers and SJ is drunk on the supply.
 
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What else?
It's a confirmation that SJ reads Tattle Life and wants to let everyone on here know that she isn't having sex with her puppy. ;) Seems like BJJ is bi but prefers men more to women but none of them find it inappropriate to flirt with a married man in the presence of his wife. :sick:
Oh, she is. She's keeping score about what people are saying here and as soon as we talk about somebody here she warns them, so they can be as outraged about our cruel jealous tattlers. She and Snorts are having a blast reading about the him being gay comments, which they think are just hilarious and easy to feed with snapshots for new story lines in the vlogs, like the one where he's wearing that apron, pretending he's helping by doing the dishes. It's their favorite thing to talk about when the camera's are off and they can plot their schemes.

Devil finds work for Porky mitts
Best new thread title so far!

It doesn't have to be perfect.It could be a meadow.By the way ,why on earth did they get the sheep in the first place?they should just rehome the poor creatures.
As a present for the not so elusive N. Just two of them, so they could inbred into the flock of six they have now. The not so elusive N is wisely and very noticeably staying away more and more. I guess he chose to rehome himself instead of his animals.

The resemblance i feel for those two....i cannot stand to watch them..that flowerkiller is working on my nerves...bigtime...and that Nic is giving me itches...and not on places i like it... :rolleyes:
I have heard that the real reason Road Kill girlie has left the tit show is because SJ ordered her too because the imbecile had become too much of a liability. One of my sources even told me SJ has given FRK pocket money to spend on her holiday, sorry quest for a new "studio".

I know I’m almost alone in liking mummy, but she and Percy need to get back and kick some ass, put money in a trust and wash the damn door handles! I’m sorry but I know I’m strange I truly believe a sign of a dirty house is dirty doors and light switches! It makes me cringe!if Natti is reading this!!! Please get your volunteers a bucket of soapy water, a bit of bleach wouldn’t hurt! And clean all the doors!!!
Not going to happen. Mummy dearest is the reason that house in such a disarray to begin with, having created that monstrosity.

This was amazing. The girl raises her knee to his waist level but doesn’t wrap her leg around his waist the way that SJ did. I think both she and Selmar need lessons.
Selmar is next on SJ's list on who to remove and replace. Claus was not the first hint in that direction, but she had to get rid of FRK first.
 
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His friend sounds either like a suicidal hassle or someone with the same fake allergies he has. They are honestly better off pretending that covid doesn't exist at this point.

That's why they celebrate Phils bday at Versailles... To give his friend more space...

Marie's Gluten intolerance beats Stephanie's cat hair allergy.
Vegan beats vegetarian.
Thyroid disease beats being just lazy.
Eating dairy free beats drinking alcohol.
Havin autoimmune disease beats trillions of Philip's allergies.
Can't wait to meet his friend. She must be a superstar. When you not only make people cook something extra for you but drive through Europe to pick you up and bring back and quarantine beforehand. How will she contribute to LaLande?
She either booked all the rooms and apartments and will cook and clean, dance and sing, decorate and garden. Or is member of all European royal families or owns 5 châteaux herself or owns the Louvre?
 
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Oh, she is. She's keeping score about what people are saying here and as soon as we talk about somebody here she warns them, so they can be as outraged about our cruel jealous tattlers. She and Snorts are having a blast reading about the him being gay comments, which they think are just hilarious and easy to feed with snapshots for new story lines in the vlogs, like the one where he's wearing that apron, pretending he's helping by doing the dishes. It's their favorite thing to talk about when the camera's are off and they can plot their schemes.


Best new thread title so far!


As a present for the not so elusive N. Just two of them, so they could inbred into the flock of six they have now. The not so elusive N is wisely and very noticeably staying away more and more. I guess he chose to rehome himself instead of his animals.


I have heard that the real reason Road Kill girlie has left the tit show is because SJ ordered her too because the imbecile had become too much of a liability. One of my sources even told me SJ has given FRK pocket money to spend on her holiday, sorry quest for a new "studio".


Not going to happen. Mummy dearest is the reason that house in such a disarray to begin with, having created that monstrosity.


Selmar is next on SJ's list on who to remove and replace. Claus was not the first hint in that direction, but she had to get rid of FRK first.
Just curious, what kind of a liability? Too familiar with other chateau owners? Killing people with her food? Letting too much out of the bag on her own videos? Just curious…
 
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I have to agree, tango is a sensuous dance, but what Steph did to it was vulgar.
We had already established she's a hooker, vulgar is just an extra adjective to clarify what kind.

Just curious, what kind of a liability? Too familiar with other chateau owners? Killing people with her food? Letting too much out of the bag on her own videos? Just curious…
No no, the liability lies in FRK constantly posting pictures that messed up SJ's timeline. And her unprofessional approach, despite SJ's attempts to coach her, was tearing into the tit show's public conception (SJ's words).

No wonder the chateau is so cold, the radiators are probably only heating up slightly.
You could not be any closer to the truth...
 
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I have heard that the real reason Road Kill girlie has left the tit show is because SJ ordered her too because the imbecile had become too much of a liability. One of my sources even told me SJ has given FRK pocket money to spend on her holiday, sorry quest for a new "studio".
Selmar is next on SJ's list on who to remove and replace. Claus was not the first hint in that direction, but she had to get rid of FRK first.
SJ is just as sick of dealing with FRK as we are? Good !
Liability as in she's probably in the middle of drama more than we realize. There's certainly been drama in dealing with her before. It's not a coincidence that Kat is there and FRK leaves, then FRK threatens to come back by xyz date and Kat announces she's going back to the UK
 
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Annalise is successful. She's got a house in France with a husband who can basically do everything, two cute kids, a job when she can find a babysitter, a successful growing youtube channel and patrons who will basically pay for her to not have a babysitter. I'm going to guess that's a lot of things Marie is hoping for. She needs to find out more about the people she's interviewing so that her follow up questions aren't the same as the question she just asked.
I agree with all you say on Annalise. A truly lovely woman.
 
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