Bit of a cliche, but it has to be said;Here we go - time to reintroduce our Caption competition! View attachment 652436
Paint me like one of your French ladies!
Or...
Channel 4 made me do actual work!
Or...
Surely I will get Rogered now? Is there a man out there who can?
Or...
All of these clothes make me hot...where's my blue shirt dress?
Now there I have to correct you. She hardly wears any skirts- blousy dresses, shirts...SJ has her Snorts up her skirt 24 hours a day. She is happy.. But I think it is ridiculous how they all talk about the endless work that Nutti does. We never see her working.
Steph is allergic to work therefore to film Natti working would give her a rash. I am of course making assumptions and I only assume that Nati allegedly works. I wouldn't want to offend her by implying that she does work.
Chickens are easy to find...oh wait, maybe Philip actually caught oneIt seems almost every dinner for b&b guests is roasted chicken and roasted potatoes ( cheap ingredients and no imagination) but edible.
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