The Chateau Diaries #43 The Mad Queen who is eating her cake and everyone else's too

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more tat picked up by the shitalane. Guys...she likes shabby chic! ithe faded pillow cover will go great with the marano glass chandelier!! šŸ‘ how charming!!!
I think that pillow case is for Nati........ lucky thing.
 
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wow I learned a new word today! Bazzillica! I wonder if that is a sister to Godzilla that lives in France!
Not covering her shoulders even in a Bazzillica is bad enough but standing at the altar? Cannot believe none of this Gangster Grannies are calling her out of that. Absolutely sacrilegious. And then whoring out Phyllisā€™ grief. Sadie is looking better and better.
 
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I think youā€™re on to something there. She may have been using that bottle for cramping. Another reason could be anorexia or bulimia.
I think that with a hysterectomy that she would have been in much more severe pain for much longer. Perhaps a ruptured cyst on an ovary or possibly fibroid removal surgery (but that is not normally an emergency surgery, I've had the unfortunate luck of having 2 myself. I could have had a hysterectomy but the recuperation is much more intense ).
 
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Not covering her shoulders even in a Bazzillica is bad enough but standing at the altar? Cannot believe none of this Gangster Grannies are calling her out of that. Absolutely sacrilegious. And then whoring out Phyllisā€™ grief. Sadie is looking better and better.
Whoring out Phyllis' grief, she's also whoring out the peachick, who got three plus minutes of valuable YT footage, generating income for somebody who won't lift a finger or spend a nickel to save his and Sif's life. Not to mention the chickens. I just remembered she said somewhere they kept getting killed by forest creatures. So she knows, and she whores out her concern about the pine martens too -- all without getting off her ass even as her Dr Doolittle scam makes money for her ā‚¬140 a piece chargers. Petit Pois and the chickens made that money for her.
 
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Yes @purejuice no mention of those named chickens. They are not in garden when Dan putting in the automatic watering system, which Selmar was hired to put in in 2020.

Now loo is back underway, I return to my other obsessions SHUTTERDOGS and now adding hens and the annual garden party for patreons. Now when I was a patreon I was invited to pop in any weekend to look around. And no mention I need to be a current patreon to attend annual garden party. I will be in Europe from August. So looking forward to dropping in SJ! Exploring and taking photos!
 
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Canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this but Iā€™m starting to like Sadieā€™s vlogs šŸ˜³
I like them tooā€¦.they are not boring and include different things each week.

She didn't seem to know that the bees were swarming and thought it was a hive! More memorising of pamphlets or guidebooks! More impulsive shopping (dreadful duck jugs for Andie and what an awful jacket he picked out for SJ, and does she really need even one more item of clothing, secondhand or not?) and they will be back in that area again to pick up the chaise longue and to buy some more plates when the Limoges shop is open. I bet they didn't wash the plates they had bought before rushing in to lay the table for the guests. The person sitting next to Cat seemed to have gone rather OTT with the lipstick! So, although we saw Selmar in the loo, there's no apparent progress with any of the projects. Ian seems to have disappeared completely. Maybe this is mean of me to say it but I would have kept the candle lighting private if I was grieving for someone; I wouldn't want to film it.
I agree on the candle lighting but her sense of appropriateness is lacking.

As for the woman with the bright lipstick, my first thought was to wonder how many filler injections she might have had.

Gosh. He appears a great catch. It seems she let someone go who would have made something of her.
Somewhere among the vlogs she made a statement that he wanted a different life than she did. A ā€œnormalā€ life with children I assume? And we know her life is far from ā€œnormalā€.
 
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I know she went to the factory shops, but still, how many plates do you REALLY need!.... 800 euros later... They are charger plates for gods sake, you don't even eat off them, they're purely for decoration!!

It is infuriating when so many more important things need to be prioritized at the shatoo!

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Throwing away 800 Euros on Haviland plates is easy-peasy when monies pour incessantly from unquestioning patrons.

I never want to get used to Stephanie's despicable behavior.
 
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WOWWW she has lost about $1,000 a month in the past few days.. Seems her Patreons aren't too happy about the lack of renovation work and her pathetic excuse as to why it's not shown more in the flogs..


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The red pillow on the other side of her bed is still there tucked under another. It was assumed to be there after PJ's hair dye job to save the (name forgotten) fancy sheets. Dye no longer an issue so now it's the underneath pillow. Oh heck it's just occurred to me that they could still be the same sheets on the bed, yuck!!
 
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I have watched the past few flogs, er vlogs on 1.5x speed, because they are just so boring!

I have a few observations: Does anyone else notice that when SJ leaves a chateau she's visited (aka fleeced) and she says, "you must come to La Lande" that no one, absolutely no one says, "yes, that'll be fantastic"! It cracks me every time.

Yes please, I'd love to leave my clean, well-decorated and restored chateau to stay at the literal tit show that is LalaLand.

The other thing: If she has now stated the money from patreon is for decorating, but her account says below, isn't that now a type of fraud? I wonder if Patreon rules say that you change what the money is now used for, you'd have to contact all your patreons and explain such, and thus give the opportunity to opt-out?
  • Membership of the non-profit Chateau de Lalande Association, dedicated to renovating the chateau! You'll be helping to restore a beautiful 16th century French chateau :)

Can someone please remind me where she said money to now be used for decorating? I have time on my hands this weekend, I may send a query email to Patreon.
 
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I wonder wich sunflowers he seeded...when you have the big ones..and no support...they collaps in no time...
They need a proper horticulturist's advice. Planting all these annuals along the walls needs attention, constant care,weeding, replanting, etc.. Why not go for a mix of seasonally appropriate, long lasting perennials suited to the climate and the location against the wall?!
And do not start me on the plans for the parterre garden....who is going to look after it?
 
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No-one but absolutely no-one genuinely overtaken by a moment of grief decides to film themselves. Have you no shame Fanny? Actually, you really don't need to answer that.
I was literally appalled by that too. A new low, even for her. If Snortyā€™s grief is genuine (and why shouldnā€™t it be) she should have kept her dirty little claws out instead of instantly trying to make the tears work in her favour. Itā€™s so disgusting to see her two braincells at work, both shouting ME and trying to catch the spotlight. And her answer to his outburst of emotion? More shopping, obviously. And then make the people that actually work (well, cooking and laying the table would not be labelled work in many households, I admit) wait for your return so you can play with your new toys and get praised for your eye for detail and excellent taste. If that bat hasnā€™t left a big fat turd on her head, I would love to go over and do it myself.
My only consolation is, as always: she is making a fool of herself, exposing everbody who comes in her vicinity for all eternity. The internet knows no Alzheimer and will keep every ugly memory and image alive.
 
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WOWWW she has lost about $1,000 a month in the past few days.. Seems her Patreons aren't too happy about the lack of renovation work and her pathetic excuse as to why it's not shown more in the flogs..


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She would say it always goes down at the first of the month, blah blah blah. However, Michaelā€™s Patreon went south bigly due to Madrid. Now sheā€™s traveling and not renovating, so sheā€™d better watch out. Also, a lot of their subscribers/Patreon were crossovers so she might not have lost those that he did, but they might leave if she starts acting like him, which she is. I do think the tv show is hurting her, because she probably pulled off some good projects she canā€™t show, or hasnā€™t been able to show for a whole year and two filming seasons. Those folks need to get the episodes on the air pronto. I think thatā€™s what Selmar has been working on and why we havenā€™t seen him. But she could also explain that. I think weā€™ll see an encompassing update on Patreon shortly as she reads here and is compelled to defend herself point by point.
 
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According to a friend of mine who is an architect specialising in Listed buildings/historic houses/period property and their grounds in the UK, broadly speaking restoration and conservation are siblings and renovation is their (sometimes distant) cousin.

SJ has not grasped the complexities and nuances of this family tree.
 
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