I must've spaced out during the last blog, the only productive thing I saw was hanging a picture on the wall
The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle
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The wallpaper was garish. Wonder if she used patron money on it. Think this was filmed last year before she received the GAG amazing books on wall paper.
Looks more like the interior from a home in The Jungle Book.
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Kings Day - Tues 27th April
The new drain on the terrace isn't started yet
Shoes
Short person centre of attention always on her mind
they look too big at the back - best seen in the vlog
Kings Day - Tues 27th April
The new drain on the terrace isn't started yet
Shoes
Short person centre of attention always on her mindthey look too big at the back - best seen in the vlog
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Palazzo diaries:
All my life I dreamt to be a princessa in a venetian palazzo. Thanks to you wonderful patreons I was able to get rid of Lalande and buy this grandioso 16th century Palazzo directly on the Canale Grande.
Unfortunately there is still plenty of work to do: for example the walls are not waterproofed, so everytime there is high tide the grottos get flooded.
But don't worry we removed all your wonderful gifts I brought from Lalande to the attic which also needs to be done. But at least it does not rain in Venice twice a day.
Anyway I invested 50% from the sale from Lalande to buy first thing a original yacht from il Doge di Venetia which was a real bargain.
Now I am able to show you the amazing loggia from the 17 century of my palazzo and of course the beautiful canals of Venice.
My Dad used to love Venice so much, too, he incorporated almost in every painting at least due cupole grande.
Sadly you can't enter the loggia yet since it needs restoration but once we hit the 50000 Euro target we will celebrate with a Sprizz Venitiano.
Till then you will see me with my voluntarios Mario and Paolo celebrating il carnivale with some original plague doctors costumes I bought a this lovely mercato.
I do miss my gardens and chickens at Lalande but at least I was able to move my father's fountain to my palazzo.
There are strict regulations here in Venice about installing fountains on private grounds which I didn't know about it.
Nobody told me it's not allowed to just pump water from the canale to sustain the fountain so you can imagine how shocked I was when one day Carabinieri showed up and told me to close down my beloved fountain because it sucked all the water from the canale.
Unfortunately this caused some serious damage to the surrounding pallazzi because the water pressure changed and now I have to pay for the damage. So there is nothing left from the sale of Lalande but thanks to you lovely patreons there is still love and laughter at my palazzo!
Steve didn't get picked for a mini golf team?
Maybe, it was his extra short shorts?
Maybe, it was his extra short shorts?
It's not just red, but incredibly puffy and rough! The bad hair doesn't help either. He needs to invest in a skin and hair treatment regime. He should also get his skin checked by a dermatologist for signs of skin cancer. I never see him wear a hat when he's in the sun.
Bring on the cabana boys!
Death in Venice (Visconti, 1971)
Moving through that list of “Blind Spots” brings me to Luchino Visconti’s celebrated adaptation of Thomas Mann’s novel. Dirk Bogarde – who plays the titular character…
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Just hope she remembers that it has to be an automatic, allegedly she can't drive a manual (change gear)....
Good news, finally!
Selmar envisions the downstairs loo open and usable by Christmas Day 2021!
Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by another "amazing" discovery.
With his new camper location, what Selmar doesn't know is that SJ has decided to banish him to the woods,
to live on the edge of the ravine so he has more time to spend with the fairies as the new Lalande hermit!
In other news:
Marie has a legitimate concern with her (actual) teats this time because the dress doesn't seem
to do the trick even with a push-up bra supporting her teats. Way to go embarrassing yourfriend cook, Stephanie!
Selmar envisions the downstairs loo open and usable by Christmas Day 2021!
Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by another "amazing" discovery.
With his new camper location, what Selmar doesn't know is that SJ has decided to banish him to the woods,
to live on the edge of the ravine so he has more time to spend with the fairies as the new Lalande hermit!
In other news:
Marie has a legitimate concern with her (actual) teats this time because the dress doesn't seem
to do the trick even with a push-up bra supporting her teats. Way to go embarrassing your
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They all have no shame..
grifting and begging...i somehow would like to meet those suporters...what kind of people give to a useless beggar...
I think part of the problem is that he is squished into clothes several sizes too small. And lives on a diet of processed cheese and meat and drinks too much beer, of course.
Even that is counter productive as it will need to come down when they resume construction. I noticed that Selmar didn't do anything in the downstairs loo even though that was part of the byline for the vlog. He just stood there spinning his hands around his head and emitting that dumb ass laugh of his. The 'golf' tournament was boring as it is every year. Nati looked completely ridiculous in that cheap gown. I'm surprised Sarah didn't don her orange and white historic costume. It was pretty lame that she just swung an orange scarf around her head to show her King's Day spirit. How come Steve wasn't in the tournament? Was he playing along with the orange theme? That made up cocktail by Phil didn't sound appealing at all. Where the hell was the alcohol? A shot of vermouth? Boring. SJ laughing hysterically when the men were spending too much video time deciding where to put the camper van. More garbage food for dinner. No wonder Selmar's skin is looking so bad! Ho hum just another mundane day at the shatoo.
SJ such a witch to leave this in after FRK told her she already had a push up on.he dress doesn't seem
to do the trick even with a push-up bra supporting her teats.
In TV the nutcases always win..But Stephanie did win in the end
!Impressive job by Sadie Trotter!
On Sadie's latest vlog, she did a phenomenal job interviewing Barack Obama and Donald Trump!
Congratulations, Sadie!
On Sadie's latest vlog, she did a phenomenal job interviewing Barack Obama and Donald Trump!
Congratulations, Sadie!
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She has some of the ugliest shoes I have ever seen! I don't think these would look good with anything, but pairing them up with that dress is awful on all accounts. This is something a crazy or senile old lady might do. She is way ahead of her time in that respect.Timeline Watchers ..
Kings Day - Tues 27th April
The new drain on the terrace isn't started yet
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Shoes
they look too big at the back - best seen in the vlog
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Gerry with red hair...Bring on the cabana boys!
Death in Venice (Visconti, 1971)
Moving through that list of “Blind Spots” brings me to Luchino Visconti’s celebrated adaptation of Thomas Mann’s novel. Dirk Bogarde – who plays the titular character…
Can't find the post to quote, 1000 pardons. But it is possible that one's Mummy doesn't give one birthday presents and sends one away at Christmas because one's Daddy spoils one rotten.
Watching today, the hanging of Daddy's painting in which Daddy is rogering.....Mummy? In one's boudoir? Struck me as much more than sad.
The painting too is odd. The "cartoon" aspect others have noted is of the icon school of painting -- flattening, silhouetting, etc. the major purpose of which is objectification. Don't need to go too art history school on that.
Watching today, the hanging of Daddy's painting in which Daddy is rogering.....Mummy? In one's boudoir? Struck me as much more than sad.
The painting too is odd. The "cartoon" aspect others have noted is of the icon school of painting -- flattening, silhouetting, etc. the major purpose of which is objectification. Don't need to go too art history school on that.
Had she done so, I would have respected her for flipping the bird at us Tattlers. She doesn't have the class to do it.
I expect she still has some matching mascara. It was quite the thing in the 80s.
Like le marquiss de potpourri said, she can alway piss in a bourdaloue..and use it as a gravybowl for easterdinner..no, it stated the price and the options where to eat. no two tier pricing structure.
didn't say
it's cheaper though to get your guests drunk on inexpensive wine than to provide a quality 3 course meal.
When she's paying it's a night out at the Chinese all you can eat buffet or lunch at McD's.
They also defecated / urinated on the floor in the Palace of Versailles
Maybe that's the feel she's going for
omg that outfit surely will chase the mice away...Timeline Watchers ..
Kings Day - Tues 27th April
The new drain on the terrace isn't started yet
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Shoes
they look too big at the back - best seen in the vlog
View attachment 559667 View attachment 559678
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