The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

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Apologies, Gibson, he just always used Eric and is always referred to as Eric in books and I admit I didn't know his first name was Arthur. He may have had a questionable private life but he, unlike DJ was a very talented artist and sculptor.
Absolutely no need to apologise, I made a similar statement, I had been on night shift and hadn't thought it through with a detailed answer. It was from memory and after googling, I realised how I had read about him.He was talented, but his private life was exceptionally screwed up and that was shown in his work.
 
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I know if I just dream hard enough, it can happen:
I want to become a historical dress designer as a business (and, to think, I just learned how to make a buttonhole!).
I want to receive florals daily in my own floral studio and whip them into bouquets for my own enjoyment.

Sorry but I’ve worked a long day today and my tolerance for people like this has reached its limit.😬
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Spot on Clara. She looked extremely uncomfortable. Her body language speaks volumes. I wonder if she's regretting turning up at Lalande and breaking covid rules ? I do wonder if Steve was the driving force behind this visit? This is the first time Sarah has appeared in the filming and clearly she hates it. She had the same expression as my teenage grandson being forced to sit with relatives at a family gathering.
The mention of chocolate had her perky. Wonder why she didn't pack clothes worthy of vlogging. A nicely over pilled sweater would have fit well.
 
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Once the deed has been done, in the bin it goes.... what else would you do with it???;)
Have wondered if the condom was torn or poked. Steph did say her mother never wanted children. Did Derek forget to wear one or did he actively damage one to get Steph? Look at his paintings, he's actually painting his life. Austerity then a wild sexual romp. Steph does resemble her mother. Comes to mind did he paint those glorious moments of IJ being free once upon a time? Despite IJ saying she hated Easter, I've posted her fully costumed in the past enjoying it. Things changed when she met Percy, perhaps the I'm a virgin again syndrome many women adopt.
 
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She is a trained doctor. Get a JOB!
Thought I read in one of the threads that this couple doesn't "beg."
Now they're begging for the largest amount in the Chateau mafia so far!
Did they both lose their jobs or squander their inheritance? (They're a pretty couple, I must say.)

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SJ is such a prolific instructor in the art of grifting and scroungery!

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Let's see how many of her associations and affinities will start a Patreon or GoFundMe sooner or later! I mean, BJJ and Natti each a vehicle so they can do SJ's bidding! If FRK can beg for a car, why not the others?

Speaking of FRK....
She's turning 30 next week.... here's her advanced warning to any of you wishing to send her anything!

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Ma(h)rie, how about a Cadeaux at the Studio YouTube show?!
 
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She is a trained doctor. Get a JOB!
this is interesting info, I didn't know that he is, but to practice as a doctor in another state can be another issue

I'm not sure she has lied about it, though. She has always referred to him as "my brother", not "my adopted brother" and DJ could still have rescued him from playing with matches on a street, already knowing he was his son and being concerned about how he was living/behaving so managed to persuade IJ to agree (that must have been difficult although he was cheap labour!).
one doesnt need to refer to someone as half brother or adoptive, it is brother so it is brother, he lived with them all these years since she was a baby
 
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I'm not sure she has lied about it, though. She has always referred to him as "my brother", not "my adopted brother" and DJ could still have rescued him from playing with matches on a street, already knowing he was his son and being concerned about how he was living/behaving so managed to persuade IJ to agree (that must have been difficult although he was cheap labour!).
I have another theorie: IJ might even be the mother! Maybe she didn't want the child because she wanted a career, went away to nurse her aunt for 9 months and came back. Derek still wanted to see him so they had some kind of arrangement. Would also explain the thrown away condom.
 
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While I'm not a fan of daddy's art, I don't see what all the fuss about naked cartoon people is about. It's not porn! I think some people are being prudish and reading way too much into this.
You can call me prudish all you want, but when someone is depicting and immortalizing his own (then still very young) daughter naked all the time, I don't think it's strange to assume something is very wrong with that person. It definitely puts the love for her father, that she is non stop raving about, in a suspicious light.

I give her credit for telling you off! Shows she got some guts after all. I would have done the same thing. I don't disagree with your message, but really want did you expect?
What I would expect is a beggar to have enough decency to at least be polite. She still has a lot to learn from SJ, who not only knows snapping at people will amount to less pennies coming in, but won't help her aura shine and that's her biggest asset.
 
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Hello Tattlers ..been a lurker for a while as I found you all when wondering why things at Lalonde seemed off. This was around the time of Thomas. You guys are awesome and sleuth the truth! I too am agog at the lack of planning for everything at Lalonde.The unfinished loo is unbelievably silly with all those hordes of workmen and other people at the house. The project selection around that place makes no sense. It is a grift that goes nowhere. The list of unfinished project when starting others is ridiculous. This tile one leads me to believe it was fabricated to give the Canadians a reason to be there in lock down when they should NOT be there. The whole tile project looks like a nightmare (both logistically and visually) and way beyond their scope. also I think Clara is realizing this was not a good idea and it is finally dawning on her she has no real reason to be there. Also...the lead pipe thing...omg...you guys are onto something. how much you want to bet we see water bottles being shipped into the kitchen?. Anyways....just thought I would say Hi and I appreciate your sleuthing and entertainment. xo
I think you may have confused Sarah's (Canadian "sewer) name with Clara - VIP Tattler.
 
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she's always defiant. Not sure if that is back bone or an attitude problem
Definitely an attitude problem. Eyes and ears, remember? FRK's grumpy attitude is a regular subject of conversation among the tit-show visitors and as I said before, she's not very loved. Not by SJ's friends and not by the people that work there.
 
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this is interesting info, I didn't know that he is, but to practice as a doctor in another state can be another issue



one doesnt need to refer to someone as half brother or adoptive, it is brother so it is brother, he lived with them all these years since she was a baby
Erin may not be able to be licensed as an anesthesiologist right away in France but she is fluent in French and could definitely get work during the pandemic in some medical capacity.

Not sure everyone remembers their stint on ETTCDIY but they have very serious moat issues as well. So $100k is not going to go very far. And say what you will about all of the kooks and grifters at Lalande they at least give us something to make fun of or complain about versus going straight for 6 figures out the gate.
 
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Did she even care about them before being on TV?
She cared enough about them to have them stored them in the dirtiest attic I have ever seen, mice and bats all around, uncovered and exposed to the elements and bird droppings. Does that answer your question?
 
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You can call me prudish all you want, but when someone is depicting and immortalizing his own (then still very young) daughter naked all the time, I don't think it's strange to assume something is very wrong with that person. It definitely puts the love for her father, that she is non stop raving about, in a suspicious light.


What I would expect is a beggar to have enough decency to at least be polite. She still has a lot to learn from SJ, who not only knows snapping at people will amount to less pennies coming in, but won't help her aura shine and that's her biggest asset.
And do not forget young Stephanie’s artwork (the wee bit that we have been shown) was hyper sexualized as well. She would have learned how to draw those giant boobies from her dear papa.
 
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Thought I read in one of the threads that this couple doesn't "beg."
Now they're begging for the largest amount in the Chateau mafia so far!
Did they both lose their jobs or squander their inheritance? (They're a pretty couple, I must say.)

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SJ is such a prolific instructor in the art of grifting and scroungery!

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Let's see how many of her associations and affinities will start a Patreon or GoFundMe sooner or later! I mean, BJJ and Natti each a vehicle so they can do SJ's bidding! If FRK can beg for a car, why not the others?

Speaking of FRK....
She's turning 30 next week.... here's her advanced warning to any of you wishing to send her anything!

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Ma(h)rie, how about a Cadeaux at the Studio YouTube show?!
No presents from family and friends?
 
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Well, the trouser situation resembles BJJ’s in more ways than one...
Glad to see the return of Fokker to our stage...those were the days indeed...when all could agree SJ had no taste, and not just in men....
 
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Definitely an attitude problem. Eyes and ears, remember? FRK's grumpy attitude is a regular subject of conversation among the tit-show visitors and as I said before, she's not very loved. Not by SJ's friends and not by the people that work there.
How do you know this ?
 
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She is a trained doctor. Get a JOB!
She is indeed a fully trained doctor - what has she been doing all through this world wide pandemic? Has she returned to her profession and worked on the front line in France or UK? Or has she been skipping about her enormous Chateau painting bits of chairs and otherwise relaxing in hiding? If she has been ‘shielding’ and not returned to her ‘work’ I would not give them a single € $ £ ... sorry!
 
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